Like that time my dog was off-leash at the park and got into someone's station wagon with four other dogs. I nearly died of shame, he just sat there like a big white goose grinning that bulldog grin while I coaxed him out and everyone laughed (and clapped.)
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I tried teaching Alfie to sit the other day (chizcat could sit, do both paws, high five (which is basically still paw), and spin!). It did not go well, I didn't realise I was so overestimating him so much!
It works in his favour too though, chizcat would get bored of any toys I bought him literally within seconds (really the only stimulation he wanted was attention
), whereas Alfie loves allllll the toys which is very, very lovely to watch.There was a study done on cats personalities related to their fur colour. Really interesting, especially if you personally know a haughty Tortie or a well-dressed, lovable but dopey Tux. I think Tabbies came out the friendliest? I've only had two Tabbies (Shyre and Pooh) and they were both extra friendly dudes.I tried teaching Alfie to sit the other day (chizcat could sit, do both paws, high five (which is basically still paw), and spin!). It did not go well, I didn't realise I was so overestimating him so much!
It works in his favour too though, chizcat would get bored of any toys I bought him literally within seconds (really the only stimulation he wanted was attention
Dogs are the best! Old pooch Laz got caught up in a dog fight in Sefton Park; he wasn’t involved but chased one of the dog owners and would not stop chasing her. Turned out she had a freshly baked sausage roll in her pocket
Chizzy, once the flowers start to bloom I’ll take some pics
All these cats out here doing mad tricks and I threw my dentist receipt in the bin this morning 
because I forgot I could claim it back through work. Sigh.
because I forgot I could claim it back through work. Sigh.Laz, that's bloody hilarious!Dogs are the best! Old pooch Laz got caught up in a dog fight in Sefton Park; he wasn’t involved but chased one of the dog owners and would not stop chasing her. Turned out she had a freshly baked sausage roll in her pocket
Chizzy, once the flowers start to bloom I’ll take some pics
This is the hero of the tale, Mr P. He was such a gentle soul and I miss him every day.
Tabbies are scratchers! I love them but they’re vicious.
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Ring up and request a copy!All these cats out here doing mad tricks and I threw my dentist receipt in the bin this morning
He looks like he would have been high up on the list of very good boys, MCM 
🥹 I wish dogs could live forever.
🥹 I wish dogs could live forever.
I've never had a dog. I do feel I've missed out. Not enough to get one, before somebody says I should get 2
Ask for a copy?All these cats out here doing mad tricks and I threw my dentist receipt in the bin this morning
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One dog is ok lol
mchops history of cats part 2-
So my brothers and best in show blue Peter cat and blue Peter badges were still pride of place. Smokey was still a handsome cat.
I was around 6 years old, one winter in the shed where the freezer was . A small black kitty. Not a kitten but young. We bonded . That's how Bandit arrived.
....cat 3 ?!!
So my brothers and best in show blue Peter cat and blue Peter badges were still pride of place. Smokey was still a handsome cat.
I was around 6 years old, one winter in the shed where the freezer was . A small black kitty. Not a kitten but young. We bonded . That's how Bandit arrived.
....cat 3 ?!!
I would peg* the lemons at mean intruder cats.
*Peg is 80s slang "to throw hard fast and accurately, eg peg a lemon at a bully cat". Heh.
A bully cat comes over to my garden. It is a Burman or something that looks like a goody two shoes who should be on a s
Solidarity
Peg means something else, now. Ask Geets.
Or Prince William. Allegedly.
Oh, no.
I didn't even mean to send that; it was a draft I got bored with but it remained in situ like a sneak
That’s what Prince William said
Is it still illegal to talk about Hugh Bonneville getting pegged by an Irish prostitute? I know there was an injuction. Never mind .
I just managed to lock myself out of the house. Harold's sleeping and you could play the maracas right next to his head before he wakes up. His phone is off as well, waaah.
I'm on my way to do some food shopping so I hope he's semi awake by the time I get back.
I cleaned out my bag t'other day and left my keys on the table.
Whyyyyyyy
At least it's not raining but I'm not feeling the greatest today, not in the mood for cop-knocking on the door and shouting Harold until he gets up. Bloody hell.
I'm on my way to do some food shopping so I hope he's semi awake by the time I get back.
I cleaned out my bag t'other day and left my keys on the table.
Whyyyyyyy
At least it's not raining but I'm not feeling the greatest today, not in the mood for cop-knocking on the door and shouting Harold until he gets up. Bloody hell.
Irish eh. Kinky.
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I tit myself on your behalf then realised it isn’t midnight down there. I’d like to rescind a small amount of my sympathy. Also, have you tried the element of surprise to rouse him - like a rendition of Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin Steven’s? Shouting “am cutting your hair Harold” that sort of thing?
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