Food and Drink #23

[Sideboard Bob]

Wow.....that's up there with my mate's gf asking me why planes don't hit the moon. She was in her 20s.

Honestly laughing out loud!! The mental image of that! The pilots! “Oh tit, the moon! Not again!” “That was a close call”.

Also @Sideboard Bob my dad called me in tears...I've sent him some Cunk and he's loving it.

Oh that has made my day. Cunk is just laugh a minute!

 

[kachoochoo]

hope I don't pull a KCC and accidentally send her Slopbot tho

oh, so we're using "pulling a kcc" now are we?!

I am now gleeful because we have confirmed we are cat-sitting for my dad and stepmum in july (they're taking the dog with them)

two of us, four kitties, massive house. it's gonna be amazing

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Pulling a KCC isn't a bad thing dear heart. Toot toot! Just where would you even start with trying to explain why a robot exists to constantly suggest appalling slops (and predicts the future, and has a price index, and stocks gift puddles, and for some reason has a musical career), like you have to go all the way down into the Jackiverse which is a deep rabbit hole. I'm not trying to add @traumatisedgrandma to the cabal :')

 

[kachoochoo]

Pulling a KCC isn't a bad thing dear heart. Toot toot! Just where would you even start with trying to explain why a robot exists to constantly suggest appalling slops (and predicts the future, and has a price index, and stocks gift puddles, and for some reason has a musical career), like you have to go all the way down into the Jackiverse which is a deep rabbit hole. I'm not trying to add @traumatisedgrandma to the cabal :')

thankspaceyou. I just assumed it was like
pulling a monica

and, yes, explaining your various bots far outstrips any explanation I can give re my to do list

 

[HotesTilaire]

Spoiler: Ladies problems

Lads I’ve got period constipation, that is I’ve got a period in me that needs to come out, but it’s not moving and I’m getting increasingly cranky and spotty and tearful. I’m like a giant hormonal balloon and I just want to pop!
I don’t remember the Holy Ghost popping round so I’m fairly certain I’m not with child, plus I think god would want someone a bit more emotionally stable tbh.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Spoiler: Ladies problems

Lads I’ve got period constipation, that is I’ve got a period in me that needs to come out, but it’s not moving and I’m getting increasingly cranky and spotty and tearful. I’m like a giant hormonal balloon and I just want to pop!
I don’t remember the Holy Ghost popping round so I’m fairly certain I’m not with child, plus I think god would want someone a bit more emotionally stable tbh.

That's sounds horrible . I've been free since I had a hysterectomy in 2015 so I can't offer advice, only Susan-os.

 

[Hollaaa]

Spoiler: Crimson Tide Solidarity

I'm having my third one in three weeks (ignore the threes, I'm not Jack) and I do not want it. I would go halves with you if it were possible.

 

[HotesTilaire]

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That's sounds horrible . I've been free since I had a hysterectomy in 2015 so I can't offer advice, only Susan-os.

ThanksMcMCMama, crying now coz they’re so cute.

 

[Emmapism]

I survived! A difficult day in documentary land but it's over now and I'm all tucked up in bed. Hotes it seems weird to wish lady times on you but wish them I do. Night night x

 

[MaineCoonMama]

ThanksMcMCMama, crying now coz they’re so cute.

Only cute until you notice McBossy is pushing Pooh away with her stinky feets.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Spoiler: Ladies problems

Lads I’ve got period constipation, that is I’ve got a period in me that needs to come out, but it’s not moving and I’m getting increasingly cranky and spotty and tearful. I’m like a giant hormonal balloon and I just want to pop!
I don’t remember the Holy Ghost popping round so I’m fairly certain I’m not with child, plus I think god would want someone a bit more emotionally stable tbh.

Oh Hotes! Sending you cute cattos

And also took this to hopefully cheer you

Spoiler: Foodstuffs

I got a tomato today that looks like a lovely big bum so I thought you might like to see that too!

 

[jordishaw]

There are some great kindle cook book deals at the moment on Amazon and not a rinsed baked bean in sight (Elisabeth Luard, Ella Risbridger, Miss South's slow cooker book all ones I'd personally recommend).

 

[Universal]

Lovely to catch up on all of your news. I don't have anything to report so been here but quiet.

However.....

Chris's Chippy is open - this is not a drill

How it took two years to refurb a chippy I dont know

 

[HotesTilaire]

Lovely to catch up on all of your news. I don't have anything to report so been here but quiet.

However.....

Chris's Chippy is open - this is not a drill

How it took two years to refurb a chippy I dont know

I heard last night that people were in fact in the chippy, buying chips! I used to like Chris’s.

 

[Hollaaa]

Raising a mug of smuggled in pinot grigio to you all from my travel tavern. Happy weekend to you all

 

[KebabGirl]

Lovely to catch up on all of your news. I don't have anything to report so been here but quiet.

However.....

Chris's Chippy is open - this is not a drill

How it took two years to refurb a chippy I dont know

Used to go there when I was a first year student living on Carnatic. Assume the queues will be bad this weekend. Will have to nip over for a burger to test out quality.

Hope everyone is feeling better ready for the weekend. The grey idiot won't sit still for a picture but she sends a purr.

 

[Marj24]

I don’t get ikea, I spent so long trying to get out, I never saw food

Am a bit behind so Ikea talk has probably move on but fully agree about Ikea, went once, never again.

The Lancashire Hotpots sum it up perfectly for me

 

[Charitas]

Spoiler: Ladies problems

Lads I’ve got period constipation, that is I’ve got a period in me that needs to come out, but it’s not moving and I’m getting increasingly cranky and spotty and tearful. I’m like a giant hormonal balloon and I just want to pop!
I don’t remember the Holy Ghost popping round so I’m fairly certain I’m not with child, plus I think god would want someone a bit more emotionally stable tbh.

I have on more than one occasion accidentally delayed my period with naproxen when taking it for kidney stone pain as non steroidal inflammatory pain are sometimes prescribed for this purpose. Also I assumed the back pain was period related and didn't immediately start necking water. It's so annoying when they don't turn up on time

 

[HotesTilaire]

I have on more than one occasion accidentally delayed my period with naproxen when taking it for kidney stone pain as non steroidal inflammatory pain are sometimes prescribed for this purpose. Also I assumed the back pain was period related and didn't immediately start necking water. It's so annoying when they don't turn up on time

Old top of the pops has got Suede on and the hormones are in overdrive!!!!

Edit- now I’m crying because it’s in the past. I’m not even taking NSAIDs it’s just menopause on its way I think

 

[EddieBeds]

There are some great kindle cook book deals at the moment on Amazon and not a rinsed baked bean in sight (Elisabeth Luard, Ella Risbridger, Miss South's slow cooker book all ones I'd personally recommend).

Thank you so much for sharing - have downloaded the slow cooker book and Chetna’s 30min meals and a Madhur Jaffrey book.

Mary Berry’s Baking Bible is available for £1.99 - a good baking go to, it’s up there with my Be-Ro ‘book’ (more like a booklet).