I'm effing HOWLING!!!!!Orphy B send helpos so I can understand the joke, who are those rejected Madame Tussauds sleep paralysis demons (ft. lace tablecloth)? Daytime TV hosts?
I swear everything is a set up with these two. All it takes is a cosy chat and everyone is healedI'm effing HOWLING!!!!!
Those freaks are actually rather lovely people. The Speakmans. They do this weird hypno shit on breakfast telly for people with phobias. They crack me up, and are meme'd the fucked out of. It's always 'was it 'x' fault' as they glare into camera.
They use to jump scare the people live on tv with heart monitors on to prove how scared they were. One woman had clowns jumping out at her. Fucking gold.
Eta;
If they were siblings as well as spouses? Well, I would not be shockedI swear everything is a set up with these two. All it takes is a cosy chat and everyone is healed.
The difference (usually) is size but there are some mini horses.gotta say that horses freak me out. I mean, they're there, looking at you, all like "well, aren't you the predator with your front-facing eyes? get on my back and I'll fuck you up"
and, please, what is the difference between a horse and a pony?
Not much, he prefers being a muddy swamp donkey! He'll tolerate it next month when he's moulting. I think some of it stems from 2 years in a riding school and 1 in a trekking centre, both of which did own a pony days - just got fed up of being enthusiastically attacked by small children with brushes! It took me a year to be able to brush his mane.Ooooooooo I love his floofy coat! Does he like being brushed?
Entirely possible, I got bitten on the side of my boob by a friend's stallion once. He broke the skin through a puffa jacket, a fleece, a long sleeved t shirt and my bra and I had a mark there for a few years afterwards. Sorry, appreciate that doesn't help with the fearJunior Horse is beautiful. Top lad. I'm terrified of horses because my dad used to work with someone who apparently got bitten on the stomach by a horse. Thinking about it as an adult that seems quite improbable but the traumatic seed was sown circa 1997 so it's a bit late for rationality to come to the party.
A pony is up to 14.2hh and a horse is 14.3hh or bigger. HH is 'hands high' and a hand is 4 inches, so you go, for example, 15.0hh, 15.1hh, 15.2hh, 15.3hh, 16.0hh. 15.0hh is five feet. Measurement is taken from the wither, which is basically at the base of the neck, to the ground. Some of the shenanigans over the years around people attempting to get small horses classified as ponies are unbelievable - there is a body called the Joint Measurement Board and they exist purely to measure horses and ponies. https://thejmbonline.co.uk/faqs/gotta say that horses freak me out. I mean, they're there, looking at you, all like "well, aren't you the predator with your front-facing eyes? get on my back and I'll fuck you up"
and, please, what is the difference between a horse and a pony?
WithoutI'm effing HOWLING!!!!!
Those freaks are actually rather lovely people. The Speakmans. They do this weird hypno shit on breakfast telly for people with phobias. They crack me up, and are meme'd the fucked out of. It's always 'was it 'x' fault' as they glare into camera.
They use to jump scare the people live on tv with heart monitors on to prove how scared they were. One woman had clowns jumping out at her. Fucking gold.
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It's given me great joy to introduce the weird and wonderful Speakmans into fellow fraus lives!Withoutdoing homework for my course and one of the scenarios is a role play with someone with a fear of snakes. I’ve had to stop myself writing ‘the snake wasn’t at fault’ and keep getting the giggles. I’m now off to Google the custard one - have made sure there are no drinks and food in the vicinity.
I don’t know if you watch Real Housewives of Cheshire but they popped up on that because Debbie was scared of stairs.It's given me great joy to introduce the weird and wonderful Speakmans into fellow fraus lives!
OMFGI don’t know if you watch Real Housewives of Cheshire but they popped up on that because Debbie was scared of stairs.
A quick chat about how it wasn’t the stairs fault and they had her galloping up & down the stairs.
The ep is called A Stairway to Cheshire if that helpsOMFGoff to go find that!
The custard is INNOCENT
I’m sure that’s how they became “famous” because Kerry said they fixed her or whatever with the DeLorean.Weren’t this couple in a Kerry Katona show/documentary, I feel like they were her life coaches at one point?
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