Fathering Autism #91 Big P's cankles bring all the humpers to the yard!

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THIS is her Elvis lip face!
Everyone wants Abbie to get her hair cut..but her hair in this video bugged me because she always has her head down and her hair was always in her face. I guess her hair would work short if they kept it in like a short pixie cut.
 
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Oh gosh, so Katlin and her son can’t attend the opening.. The newly uncovered Sister and her wife and kids won’t be making it either, per their comment on IG..
They are going to be hard up for friendly faces on Grand Opening night..
 
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That "Abbie inspired" room was so dumb. Abbie picks fabric out because she likes to stim with it.. so therefore Selfish world patrons will somehow want to be photographed in front of the fabric Abbie likes to. stim on? The only ones wanting that room will be the HUMPERS.

If you wanted to photograph yourself in front of a bunch of fabric..just go to the fabric store.. but I cant imagine anyone would want that selfie.. of course the whole concept of Selfish world escapes me.
The contrast between the backdrops they came up with (the fabric room, the "jag-wire" mural) and the setups they were supplied by SelfieWRLD central is kind of hilarious. The standard SelfieWRLD rooms look professional and coordinated...while everything the Maasses made looks like a goddamn amateur mess.
 
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The contrast between the backdrops they came up with (the fabric room, the jaguar mural) and the setups they were supplied by SelfieWRLD central is kind of hilarious. The standard SelfieWRLD rooms look professional and coordinated...while everything the Maasses made looks like a goddamn amateur mess.
Amen! Leave it to Ms. Home Goods herself to think that simply hanging random fabric remnants is a "sensory room" and fit for the 'gram.
And its ridiculous, because in a way, SW could be a lot of fun.
I'd do a Candy Land themed room.
Or a space/lunar room.
A safari room, but without the wonky-eyed Jaguar
A "glam" walk-in closet full of bags and shoes
A news desk/ weathergirl room
A mad scientist laboratory
Under the sea
A hot air balloon
Football/cheerleaders
Whatever I did it wouldnt be hanging mismatching fabrics on the walls and calling it a day.
 
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Amen! Leave it to Ms. Home Goods herself to think that simply hanging random fabric remnants is a "sensory room" and fit for the 'gram.
And its ridiculous, because in a way, SW could be a lot of fun.
I'd do a Candy Land themed room.
Or a space/lunar room.
A safari room, but without the wonky-eyed Jaguar
A "glam" walk-in closet full of bags and shoes
A news desk/ weathergirl room
A mad scientist laboratory
Under the sea
A hot air balloon
Football/cheerleaders
Whatever I did it wouldnt be hanging mismatching fabrics on the walls and calling it a day.
The glam closet is a really good idea! All do those are!
 
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A lady I follow on Instagram recently went to a photo experience place. It looked a 1000x better than this ish show. One room was set up like the inside of an airplane & the other had a really cool mirrored room. It would be something I would consider checking out. But a once & done deal.
 
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I can't stomach watching them... any one with a screenie of the sensory room.

Honestly the dumbest idea for a selfie prop. Really don't get it. I don't think they do either. The point is creating small photoshoot booths.

Honestly they will have very few return customers. Then add in random visits from the cult. I don't see that being enough to keep the doors open past maybe 6 months
 
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I wonder if Abbie took off on them. In second picture of her looking back sideways at Abbie...looks like her face is more red and she is, sweating!
I think they have a load to handle with Abbie...acting out and taking off, even more violent behaviors at home that are more difficult to control or diffuse now that Abbie's bigger and, I'm sure, quite a bit stronger.
He has mentioned that she gets violent daily.
 
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Asshole just loves to LIE! He says that the vibe in Joanns Fabric Store is everyone wondering what all the other customers making. He said he was asked 4 times what he was making by customers. I shop Joanns Store a lot and nope I promise no other customers are wondering what I am making or walking around asking other customers what they are making. Asa you are pathetic!!
Yep, he got that idea from the employee cutting the fabric. That's who, if anyone, will ask what you are making. And he is too full of himself to care about what other people are making. What a dildo.
 
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Well we've joked about it, but its finally happened. Her ass has swallowed the Little People Chair.
RIP Chair. You'll suffer no more.
🙏🙏
I follow a lady who has lost over 100 lbs, then she quit trying and said she's gained back about 70lbs in a years time.
 
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Amen! Leave it to Ms. Home Goods herself to think that simply hanging random fabric remnants is a "sensory room" and fit for the 'gram.
And its ridiculous, because in a way, SW could be a lot of fun.
I'd do a Candy Land themed room.
Or a space/lunar room.
A safari room, but without the wonky-eyed Jaguar
A "glam" walk-in closet full of bags and shoes
A news desk/ weathergirl room
A mad scientist laboratory
Under the sea
A hot air balloon
Football/cheerleaders
Whatever I did it wouldnt be hanging mismatching fabrics on the walls and calling it a day.
Dont be helping the Massives out too much.. I bet Abbie would love the candy room... that might be the Abbie inspired room..lol.
 
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I guess Hogboy is too busy to make a vlog after 2 weeks. Wow, Isaiah is a loser just like his dad. Isaiah claims he is a broke college kid, but he does nothing for himself to change that. I rooted for Isaiah a while back, but he is his father's son.
I think there’s still some good in Isaiah. He’s starting to see the world through his own eyes now. I think that with time, he’ll make more of his own opinions. I was close to forty when I found out some of my family’s opinions and ideas weren’t correct! Just give a little more time, he’s still young and reality will hit him hard just like it does with everyone else.
 
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A lady I follow on Instagram recently went to a photo experience place. It looked a 1000x better than this ish show. One room was set up like the inside of an airplane & the other had a really cool mirrored room. It would be something I would consider checking out. But a once & done deal.
The thing about the airplane jogged a memory


some funny Insta reactions on some radio station on their Insta page. Plus N.C. Pitching to MLMs. 😂
"Youth groups for churches have gatherings" 😒
 
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For those who didn't watch the video:
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This really didn't look like a sensory room, it looked more like a cheap drapery warehouse.
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Piggyopotamus did so much work, if she didn't put her hamhock down on that ladder surely ASSa will tumble over. She also handed him pieces of fabric. And she just walked in and out of the shot 30 million times. I'm convinced that she's with him 24/7 because she doesn't trust him alone. Other than that she's totally not useful for anything.
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When they got back from their trip of picking up fabrics for "the sensory room", they bring attention to these flowers that are on the driveway, of course they're not showing the driveway hmmmmm...
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Interestingly, Cilla's HAMmock Of Love is not there. Did someone break it? 🤔😒🧐🤣😁
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I don't know, call me old-fashioned, but I don't think my if my dad was alive he would be taking shots of my butt. Ladies and gentlemen I give to you ASSa's sweet girl he literally took a video of her butt. But at least this time it doesn't appear she's wearing a diaper.
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Golden Boy broke his little GoPro. Oh well it's just material things and money. Tee-hee.

THE PROGRESSION OF THE NOSE RUB:
1. Start simply with a little bit of your hand!
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2. Commit with the whole ham hock
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3. You already committed keep going....
You got this!! Oh my God I can't believe it!!!
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4. And now make an epic finish by rubbing it in your hair! You too can do this with this simple tutorial.
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**Shout out to my girl Meowster, love you girl.
**Look at asshat with the same expression throughout the whole nose rub transaction. Hysterical.
I think I deserve a drink now, hopefully Larry's not working tonight, I touched the jar in the corner.....
And he's still pissed.....
Before I go:
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Was this Wayne or Sherry or both.
 
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