Fathering Autism #70 Now it's time for Damage Control, A&P are on a roll!

[Kermy]

Hi everyone
What a load of bullshit being so freaking late
No preamble...here we go again

1. And another load of bullshit...she's getting it like I'm getting a billion dollars
2. Yup this vlogs gonna be a killer
3. Boring shit of him "modifying" the dumbass trike
4. Awwww here he goes with the potential of success bullshit..
5. Setting up for success damn he's throwing all the platitudes out there tonight isn't he
6. More than likely if Abbie said yes to a bike ride on a vlog the features it he would have shown it...I smell a whole lot of bull poonami
7. I just f**king can't with that stupid ass lens
I'm sorry I keep saying it but, said in my best Piggy whining, for stomping voice, I CAN'T STAND IT
8. She is never going to pedal or steer on her own...and STFU with the "girlfriend" shit Piggy
9. Yup sounds like Abbies just thrilled doesn't it...4m08s ohhh Summers getting exasperated
10. Kick them Abbie nice and hard in the face
11. again STFU Piggy with "you got this"
12. So seat belt and toe clips button but no helmit...why am I not surprised
13. yea sure she pedaled....NOT
14. Why is Piggy even there
15. 6m28s Piggy just..seems like Piggy has stopped walking with them and took a breather
16. And back to pushing the trike
17. Yup doing it downhill with 2 people pushing your legs but hey you're doing it
18. Figured the guy on the electric bike was Hogsaiah
19. Guess paige escaped
20. And f**king Dunkin coffee for her
21. Follow the script HogBoy
22. And again not on camera with the sloppy joe shit
23. Mr Expert blathering on about involuntary intent....yea whatever
24. This camera work sucks.
25. STFU Hogsaiah, don't care about your vlog
26. After the beep..Abbie rolling backwards down hill
The End

Of course use the lens that can "hide" things
Sorry but so much f**kery with this vlog and of course he loaded the F**K YOU tattle combined with the leghumpers AWWWWW BLESS Abbies riding her trike..MIRCLES DO HAPPEN vlog the same day he filmed

Waste of 15m I'll never get back

 

[akh141797]

So they just now decide to do something about Abbie's low muscle tone? They focus on so many stupid things, like teaching her the sign for "doughnut," but don't do anything useful for Abbie. It makes me so angry for her. Asa, here's a wild thought, use her money to get her the best therapies and care possible! Once again, he's only doing this for content and to show the "haters" that they care about Abbie's wellbeing and building her skills. We all know this isn't something they will be consistent with. They need their money shot and then those weights will never be used again. Stop fake helping your daughter just to have a few minutes of content and start getting serious about helping her!

 

[MaidenX]

Y’all I hate this asstard as much as the next piggy but cannot we agree that pig looks like his mom.

I think they look like a lesbian couple... no offense to my lgbtq fam... but Ass looks like a masculine woman... and P an unattractive lipstick lesbian.

 

[bready]

OMG! Her name is Sybil?

Even worse...Sybil is the nickname she chose for herself.

I bet Paige is ready to peel out of there. All that yelling- I couldnt do it. And are they not allowed to go hang in Summers shack, or up in his room as a group? Its not my life, but damn- give him some space.

I wonder if he really is forbidden from having the girls in his room. What do they think he's gonna do, have a threesome up there in the Palace of Mildew and Fecal Smears? Instead of rose petals, the bed will be strewn with Dunkin receipts and pull-up shreds.

 

[derr1117]

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Check this out! Their house is old & moldy!!! How gross is that??? View attachment 388213View attachment 388214View attachment 388215View attachment 388216

My leghumper wife will sh*t a brick when I show her these

 

[Sunshine1980]

I just had to do it today, I unsubscribed to all the massives YT channels, I hated getting the notifications when they posted a new video each day. I can just come here to read what all their chaos is about. Thanks tattlers

 

[therealamylynn]

What I took away from Cilla's food haul vlog. She's got Freddie Krueger hands.

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[RocketQueen]

I wish Asa would answer a real question.
He now has 579,000 subs on FA.
Views have been steadily declining, last night was only 42k views.
Comment section isnt exactly on fire.
So where are all of these subs hiding? Where are they Asshole? Why arent they watching??? Roughly 8% of his subs watched last night. Wheres the other 92% hiding?

 

[Maidengirl]

Typical Assa! He could of just said 'Yeah. I see you. And thanks so much for following....' etc! He is such a dick!

 

[therealamylynn]

And suddenly a wild Peleton is spotted.

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[Kermy]

Hi everyone
Time for another fulfilled Piggypalozza with a side of blowhard Asswipe
Wonder if it will be as exciting as the 2 minutes I lasted for the podcast
Now said in my best Asswipe porn voice, no cracks from the peanut crew, here comes the show. Ya know between Asswipes spittle and Piggys dander and spittle...just yuck. Amazing what you think of when your mind wanders sorry

1. Now the big click bait of seatbelt escape...now he addresses safety in the car ...this is gonna be a long 14m
2. Boring, stupid filler shit 16s in....lazy ass vlogging at its finest
3. Everyday is a lazy day ... I know this gets old but I can't help but when he goes on about work....sorry
4. Get that Hello Fresh plug in....STFU Asswipe...oh look Piggy skipped the rice...yea not sponsored
5. This is so f**king ridiculous...all sweety, sweety, sappy, sappy...like the OWN version of a Hallmark movie
6. Sure Abbie just started pushing seatbelt buttons...I know, ABBIE READS HERE AND GOT THE IDEA...another miracle ..humpers go awwwws
7. Idiot carry a search belt cutter for an emergency
8. Everything's a production
9. Nah probably not...it's not food so no way she'll figure a key into a tiny lock
10. You had no safety precautions in the stupid electric cart assholes
11. Awwww so cute Beccas engagement, give me a break. Guess I'm just a mean girl but I hate fake sentiments . Then again I've been accused of being worse
12. Get her Nala
13. So much f**king "so cute" filler
14. Hope they get a Food Network strike
15. Yes please make sure you comment. It means mo money, mo money, mo money
16. Don't care about hogboys preferred method of editing
17. 9m34s...yup she's soooo cute...more rolls than a bakery but she's cute.
18. Wait Abbie has school and he just said it
was 1230AM...shut the damn TV off...have her go up stairs and let her stim up there
19. Next vlog will be what a struggle because Abbie was tired
20. Tend to your overtired child .. they are all F**king useless...
21. Piggy is so f**king stupid and STFU Hogsaiah.
22. Yea and it's impacting FLORIDA idiots
23. Sure they're going into COVID central...give me a f**king break
24. Just because you have a test dumbasses doesn't make you immune
25. After the beep....AWW HELLL NO FISHBUBBLES
The End

 

[mbkw999]

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[Snoop_E41]

If they don’t want her to look special needs, then they....don’t. Accept. Her. Or. Her. Special.needs! Because there is nothing wrong with her “looking special needs”. I can’t with this family.

 

[MaidenX]

Aww...no one is buying all of that (S)LimeLife crap, so let's mark it down minimally and still scam people.

Her jewelry is the tackiest, cheapest garbage. Swear she has zero class or style. It is actually amazing... I have never met a single human so lacking in every area. Most of us have our talents or skills. Thinks we are good at. But she has nothing. No style, no creativity, can't cook, can't mother, not very smart, sucks at makeup and skin, no ability to decorate. I could go on and on .... maybe she is a good driver? Maybe that is her thing? I have no idea. She knows how to look at pinterest to swipe ideas... that's about it. All you see her do is stare at the phone and over shop for all the things.

Does she try to be mediocre? Maybe she thinks it makes her look innocent and helpless?

 

[Jigsy]

What ever happened to her Tuesday night lives. Just her and the leghumpers? Did she do it twtce?

The only thing they follow through with is exploiting Abbie.

 

[Kermy]

Hi everyone
So what wonder what title will we see tonight
Maybe "Abigail Lorraine saves the WORLD"
At this point it's a who the f**k knows
Well let's get this bullf**k show on the road

1. Well someone is LARGE and in charge only 10s in.....oh and is anyone else finding this music totally freaking annoying
2. How many f**king cameras do we think he owns? Just a general question I thought about earlier
3. Oh look something new...NOT. Wait, I'm so confused, when did she go back to freaking school. I'm too old to try and keep up with his vlog timelines, oh and I really don't care but they CONFUSE me
4. Awwww Asswipe is tired...well maybe don't let her stay downstairs till 1230a
5. Finally he's tired of the couch...how many f**king months has it been
6. Damn bitch looks evil at 2m27s.... WTF I'M ONLY 2M27S IN...seems like 15m at least
7. Awww poor Maassives are cold and no she does not look cute
8. Plug that dime store knock off hair shit and earrings....smug ass scammers
9. Look at those chins...starting to blend, as an earlier poster said, into their necks
10. Get on with it .....BORED NOW
11. Good team...yea cause you both are fat ass scammers
12. Bestie bullshit with a plug for Covid Katelyns channel..... and damn those earrings are ugly.
13. Big group of friends
14. Plug the stupid vlogsquad.... only one I like and hate that she's a part of anything to do with them is Jen, she's too good for them
15. This is so freaking excruciatingly boring
And notice shifty eyes...and the damn phone dinging away....all f**king filler
16. Dipshit Piggy you're daughter still needs sensory import...you are just too worried about the ugly house and lazy
17. they're already making excuses to not use the seatbelt thing
18. That f**king electric cart should only be used as a reward or incentive not a whenever we want a ride....idiots
19. Damn now Asswipe barely fits behind the wheel
20. And yup still BORED and still hate the annoying music
21. Wipe that snout Piggy
22. Holy crap it's BEADS...oh and Piggy thinks she's so cute and funny with that puzzle...
23. Get her smaller , medium size beads...let her make a bracelet or necklace. Isn't it funny how this is the first time we've seen this activity
24. STFU Asswipe...I don't care
25. WTF is Hogsaiah doing to Abbie both times in the kitchen...we only hear her but he pops his head into the dining room so he was there
26. Paige looks thrilled lol and again the kitchen gets used...not really
27. Yippee over
28. After the beep...not even worth typing
The End

 

[ExposingLiars]

Of course, she had a birthday party for her father-in-law. What the f*ck did she do to the food. Yuck!

I swear A&P read here. Hi Asa, Hi Pricilla. When they took Wayne out to eat at that expensive restaurant as their Christmas present to him. I wrote a comment that she could have cooked a meal of all his favorite foods in her fancy new kitchen. However after looking at the photos I see why they went out to eat.

 

[Krishascooties]

They could easily use Abbie's money to pay someone to come over 2 - 3 times a week and do some sort of exercises with her. The Massives act like all the activities, trips, and new things are for Abbie, yet she isn't in any EXTRA therapies/activities. Abbie loves music, why not put her in an afterschool type activity...like a "typical teenager"?
That black mold/whatever is absolutely disgusting.

 

[Dirtywings]

The thing about the bike for me is that even if she learns to pedal, it isnt safe. She doesnt know how to cross the street properly on foot. Do they think she is going to learn to watch for traffic on a bike? That she can focus enough to continually pedal, not just stop in the middle of the road like she does walking? She just stops and plops down anywhere she is when shes done...she wont be going far on the bike. And steering! She isnt going to watch where shes going. She'll be looking up, down, everywhere but in front of her.
My prediction is that at some point Asa will rig some type of tow strap to her trike and pull he along behind his electric bike like Miss America. Im not trying insult Abbie but lets get real. This circus is for profit, not her "enjoyment".

Right?
In five years when summers gone, Baby Iz graduated and moving on, no crazy nanny, no Becca... get ready Big A and P with an overweight non interested 20 year old Sweet Girl honking and stealing food in pigtails and backward pajamas won't pay the bills.
No one will be interested in the Slimelife with out little Abs.
Their vlog has an expiration date.

 

[Once Upon a Snark]

Screenshits and Sarcasm: The One Where We Force Abbie To Ride Her Bike...again

oh boy. We are in for some bull with that clickbait thumbnail and title. Raise your hands if you actually believed she would pedal by herself? Nobody? Okay on with this. (Also, two hours late? Man, you are digging the bottom of the barrel for content.)

You paid $1k for this bike, and just voided any warranty you may have had by gerry-rigging those toe clips with a saw and screws. Must be nice to be able to throw $$$ away.

What a joke. You have said repeatedly, she won't like toe clips. We have discussed it here in Tattle ad nauseum. Lo and behold, you put on toe clips. Hi Ass.

Cilly, cilly, cilly. You know it is okay to go up a size in yet another new sweater. You can tell from the back cleavage she is spilling out over her bra band. This is proof Spanx are not being utilized. And as a top selling beauty guide, you couldn't put a little makeup on? Maybe some mascara and lipstick?

Sure Ass. You want to set her up for success. I didn't believe you when she said she wanted to ski. And I don't believe you when you say she said yes to riding her bike.

Summer almost got a knee or foot to the face while trying to force Abbie's toes into the toe clip. What genius did you use to try a strap from a camera bag as a seatbelt? Way to not give her any choice in staying in the seat. I know you are desperate for content. But damn it comes across as forced activities to win over the loyal leghumpers. It almost earned you a kick to the face when you decided to do as Summer was doing. (Yes, I was hoping she did connect with your face. Sorry, not sorry.)

Can you imagine on a Sunday, out in your neighborhood if you saw this scene? I know I wod point and stare. I wonder if they have a HOA. Oh look, the stupid duster from. Lane Bryant that Cilly thinks will his her rolls with its magical powers. (Cilly, psst...it doesn't.)

Of course Cilly needs to walk along and encourage Abbie with "you got this" and a ton of fake enthusiasm. Shut the f*ck up Cilly.

Oh look, Cilly didn't even follow while Summer "pushed" Abbie. Out of breath Cilly? From watching and snapping pictures?

And now where is Cilly? SO MANY JUMP CUTS! I guarantee you Abbie did meltdown and cry during this experience. I will admit it took me a bit to get used to the fact that Ass had both hands free to force this content. So much for not using that fish eye/360° camera again.

Time to make it look Abbie can ride her bike. Hey guyth...this is not considered riding on her own.

If she didn't have that make shift belt on, she would have been off that bike. She isn't even holding on the handles.

Now it makes sense. Stupid fancy schmancy pole that that can erase itself, except for the shadows it puts off.

I knew it had to be Summer or Isaiah's foot. Of course he is on his fancy electric bike. It would appear that Paige got the hell out of dodge, and I don't blame her one bit.

Well we'll well, look who is back. Once again, jump cuts make me feel like she was not happy during this bike ride. But Ass needs the content no matter what she wants or doesn't want.

Isn't there a sign she has where she waves her palm like this? Sure enough, she pedaled forward all the way around exactly once without Summwr or Ass guiding her legs. ONCE! Stupid clickbait.

I'm no body language expert, but this hurt my heart. She has an old iced coffee that has been sitting around. Told Ass no she didn't want it. Does it look like she wants to be filmed right now?

So Abbie picks out peanuts, and while she is waiting, you and Isaiass discuss how Abbie tried to be independent. Yeah? Let's discuss how Abbie made a mess because you guys were sitting around chatting. I guarantee you Cilly lost her mind when Abbie dumped the ladle of sloppy shitjoes next to Asa in her dining room. Probably looked better than vomit to be honest.

Abbie is waiting patiently, and you are telling how she dumped a container of mixed nuts. Your stupid story and autism lesson could have waited while you gave Abbie her peanuts. But nooooooo, your autism knowledge was more important. I also bet Cilly didn't think the same as you when Abbie dumped those mixed nuts. Nice belly you are developing. You are quickly transforming into Jacksonville's one and only living Buddha statue.

Did you get Abbie a new drink? Nope, she can drink the old iced coffee. (I don't think she likes the iced coffee personally. But they want that Dunkin sponsorship desperately. Abbie definitely looks like she doesn't want to be on camera, and protecting her peanuts from Isaiah.

*I didn't bother to screenshot the "after the beep." It was abundantly clear that:
1. Abbie had no clue what to do.
2. Looked miserable. (Consent? Nope, Papa Ass is calling the shots.)
3. Was the center ring attraction in this traveling circus.
4. Where was her FU*KING HELMET? It boggles the mind that you don't protect her.

I felt bad enough for her during this vlog. But I bet the leghumpers are going to eat up the belief that Abbie will soon be riding her bike with a picnic basket to the park on her own.