Fathering Autism #70 Now it's time for Damage Control, A&P are on a roll!

[bready]

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You know, every so often I'm like "I live an interesting life, I have cool hobbies...maybe I should start a Youtube channel about them!" And then I see people like this and I'm like, "You know what, that's OK, I'm gonna keep my privacy." I cannot imagine seeing "one day sis we gonna hit the town with some white claws" from a stranger who calls me her imaginary "best friend" and NOT going "That's it! Shut it down!" and deleting my entire Internet existence on the spot.

 

[SpiritofSalty]

Oh, yeah, just to be clear...I agree it's total bullshit that they drag her around when she could be a carrier too! None of them are careful about distancing, handwashing, using sanitizer properly...so no way in hell are they making sure Abbie is doing it properly either. They're all just offering COVID a free ride around Jacksonville.

I think the only reason they didn't catch Covid is that people are scurrying out of their way the minute this clown troupe appears on the horizon. Nobody (and I mean nobody) wants to hear the continuous droning of Asa's voice when he tells the insprational tale of #sweetgirlautismprincess and her adventures, underlined with honking and nose wiping.

 

[ExposingLiars]

I see on Josh’s latest video at the end he says “We’re going to keep diving into Fathering Autism.” Their is so deep that Josh better put his scuba diving 🤿 equipment on. Looking forward to it.View attachment 385650

 

[Once Upon a Snark]

Screenshits and Sarcasm: The One Where They Pay Attention to Sandy and Maverick Finally!

Did they get coffee from somewhere but Dunkin? How long before leghumpers start asking for the mask Abbie is wearing? Paige looks like she is over hanging out with this circus. Hey Ass, we know you put up your worst. That is why Josh has you in his sights. But let's get this shitshow of damage control over with.

Abbie gets wild, Savannah looks to order and Cilly is ignoring her daughter's stim while Ass has a death grip on that handle. While using his other hand to hold his stupid camera stick.

Abbie bobbed right when I got this screenshot. Which is too bad, the annoyance by Cilly was written all over her face.

Hey Ass, I you using filler, but I don't need the close-ups of Isaiah scrolling on his phone and trying to ignore you. Isaiah with the great facial expressions that said it all. Remember, blink twice if you need rescuing.

Paige looks miserable. I can't imagine she is enjoying being dragged along with this circus. What I would give to hear the conversation between her and Isaiah away from a camera. Cilly did make a big deal about one of Isaiah's friends being "picky" with her food. And last night, Isaiah was complaining because he was having to put together his food instead of mommy dearest cooking. Cilly was quick to through Paige under the bus about her food choices. Paige, I can understand if you can't get away from this family soon enough. Some visit she is having.

Why are we overwriting Abbie for settling down while everyone got coffee and surfed their phones? She shouldn't need the positive reinforcement for doing what she should have been doing for awhile now.

Oh look. All of a sudden they are partnered with a company for proceeds to be donated equally to Camp I Am Special and another non-profit in the UK. Why do I think that this is the same company who made the "be a nice human" sweatshirt? I shouldn't be surprised. Didn't Ass say a large number (maybe 50%) is from the UK? I am not going to even discuss the "Abbie's Squad" backpack. Because that is exploiting Abbie and her leghumpers. I bet Sybil will order one!

Can you imagine being in this section of Jacksonville and see this circus coming down the road? Electric bike complete with Ass holding the stupid camera in one hand, next to Isaiah on his. $$$ electric bike.Cilly driving the electric kart with a sullen Paige riding shotgun, Abbie rocking in the back next to Summer. It truly is a traveling circus.

The circus has arrived at the park. I bet Paige and Isaiah would rather be off exploring on their own. It isn't necessary to make them participate in the family outing.

It was nice to see Abbie enjoying the swings. We have seen the swing out back by the pool, so why not let her swing at home? Oh, content that shows her out and about is more important. In the meantime Paige and Isaiah are hanging out with their chaperone, Summer. Cilly was pushing that caring mother part for the vlog.

Hey Ass. Enjoy making your son look foolish? Because you were on full d*ck mode in front of his friend Paige.

I don't think Isaiah was that dizzy after getting up..I thought he was going to go flying while Ass was spinning him though...why can't we have that?

Oh look, know we are all squeezed with both dogs in the car. Paige's face is speaking volumes, whe Isaiah looks like he wants to be anywhere but with this shitshow. What a nice visit Paige is having, right?

Paige, Isaiahand their chaperone Summer are walking head. Maybe trying to put some distance between them and the happy little family.

I own that sweater from Lane Bryant. It is cute, but not on Cilly. It appears Cilly spots the camera, so she needs to smuggle Abbie who wasn't having it. Ass was wheezing while walking in this park. Try to tell me you walk around that neighborhood again? I don't believe you.

Oh look, Summer has abandoned her chaperone role. Or did Paige tell her to get lost. (Nothing romantic between Paige and Isaiah that I can see. % friend zoned with her also.)

I am torn here. I how happy Maverick and Sandy looked off leash. But I know dogs are not allowed on Boneyard Beach (Big Talbot Island State Park)*. Probably has to do with native birds and protected animals who reside in that area.

Was it just me or did Maverick turn into an instant puppy off the leash? I that they got to run and play. I just wish it was within the rules of where you take them. Once again, you have a big platform. How about setting an example with what you choose to do for content. Also, you haven't even cared to walk these dogs around the neighborhood consistently. Why now? Oh wait. I know. We have been complaining for months about how much time and very little interaction you give Sandy.

Will he or won't he fall? I didn't get the spectacular sport after spinning him on the playground, so pardon for me for getting my hopes up again.

You give the best to each other? Um no. You give the best to everyone but Abbie who funds all these experiences, big ticket gifts and outings. Don't even try to give relationship or marriage advice. I don't believe the crap you put out every day on this vlog. I think it is a business deal more than a marriage.

What started out to sound like a nice conversation between son and dad was shit on when Ass started talking about his vlog and what it was about. Always has to be about you, doesn't it Ass? I know, the narcissist in you can't show genuine interest into what your son is doing.

*Big Talbot has several areas that are sensitive to potential pet disturbances, such as the park shoreline and beaches where endangered nesting and resting shorebirds or turtles can easily be disturbed, causing them to vacate.

Hi everyone
Everyone ready for the next round of bullshit to be spewed by the King, Queen, Prince and Court Jester of scamming, lying and bullshit
Is it sad that when I see a 10m vlog I'm happy

1. WTF is up with these titles...shit broke my vow of not mentioning them....sorry
2. So boring ass bullf**ks starts early.
3. And NOW she has a new backpack lol..holy shit it says ABBIES SQUAD..really WTF...I hope they can easily provide proof to show that ALL the profits are going to non profit organizations...yeah right
4. F**king one wheel, electric bike and electric cart all f**king up the roads...bets on if they actually follow laws..I say nope
5. So much for not using the fish eye lens..Always a f**king show off
6. This whole park sequence is a waste of time plus making me more nauseous than I already am
7. Bet they DON'T put a swing in the backyard for her...would ruin the aesthetic of the ugly patio
8. DAMN THIS IS FREAKING STUPID
9. F**k more nauseous camera work
10. What a load of bullshit..Piggy to Abbie "are we buddies"...more aww inducing things for the humpers and sheeple
11. I noticed Hogsaiah and Paige were walking way ahead of Summer and Summer was with Piggy..LOL isn't this how conspiracy theories start and expand
12. The park is beautiful but someone posted that dogs were not allowed but you know rules and the Maassives
13. Sorry I don't remember who posts things, just that I see them, but I want to give some form of credit
14. Damn this is going on entirely too long and oh yea bet you all thought I wouldn't say it...ANNOYING MUSIC
15. Ok the dogs are cute, there I said it
16. Squirt LIVES
17. Don't care about Hogboys vlog themes
18. My oh my all the heavy breathing, sounds like a bad porn movie...not like I'd know or anything
19. Since when do you walk them in the neighborhood Asswipe
20. Oh goody time for the wit and wisdom of Asswipe..don't worry this never takes long
21. Oh STFU you are the last person I would take family advice from, oh and Piggy your adoring Asswipe look needs alot of work
22. Give your family the best....as he puts it we always do....what a CROCK OF SHIT
23. If the best is ignoring one child and making money off another then yup your giving your family the best
24. Wait I know....he's giving them.. THE BEST LESSONS IN SCAMMING AND CONNING
25. After the beep...all I'm hearing is blah bullshit blah
The End

I promise I didn't read your recap before my Screenshits and Sarcasm. I find it hilarious that we are on the same page on so many things.

 

[Stripe69]

What he said was very insensitive when there are people avoiding seeing people because of the virus but on another note....this comment....

What a bloody idiot, why should they get to have family gatherings when a lot of us are sticking to the rules, are they somehow exempt , something special? It makes my blood boil.

 

[RocketQueen]

Fastest way to get a response from the Maassives? Criticize them.

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Speaking of her clothing- anyone else notice that nearly all of Abbies new clothes are some shade of brown? Brown sweaters, hoodies, t-shirts, pants. Brown brown brown. Brown was probably all that was left in the clearance aisle!

 

[Pink Marshmallow]

Thank you to @tag123 for the thread name.


Please continue here.

 

[RocketQueen]

Maybe she doesn’t want to see who Isiasah has missed the most? Sav or TJ? Enquiring minds want to know, so we can ‘titchy’ comments from patty mcfatty or dum dum the ski bum

Idk. Its just "off".
I think P has started to taste a bit of freedom. One down, one to go.
I think she wants to be done with parenting. She wants to be a hun, she wants to travel and eat. She wants girls trips and spa days.
The problem is, without Abbie the ability to do that is gone.
Also with Isaiah still home, she feels she has to cook more. I've also decided #Momchef is over it. She has that expensive new kitchen and doesnt use it. Her only "cooking" videos lately have been sliced apples with caramel and glimpses of their holidays and the homeless thing. She cooks so little Asa has actually started announcing "P cooked today." Asa and Isaiah and Summer even did her last sponsored Hello Fresh vlog for her lol
Right now she is counting the days until the Lipstick Mama retreat. Only 2 weeks away I think.

 

[WinterGirl88]

Omg CUT HER HAIR. It's scraggly and it gets in her food. She also cannot properly care for it. I'm NT, but I have chronic health issues. Sometimes I'd love to have Rapunzel locks, but at the end of the day growing up requires some practicality!

Ever notice how Asa only ever mentions reading/learning when he's trying to sell me audible?

Building the muscle tone in her back and arms would be fantastic, but you know this will never happen again. No one will ever take the time to do this with her unless we need more content of it.

I bet Abby would catch on to that second motion really quick if she was bringing a weight down on Cillas head

Who has ravioli with Alfredo sauce in the middle of the day? I would pass out and be useless for hours in a food coma.

Why is Paige there alone? Riveting stuff

 

[WowMeowMeowWow]

It sounded like they meant soon. I wonder if shes getting Beccas job at J$A? Or just gonna work there.
If any self respecting business did a google search on her and watched a few choice vlog moments, Summer wouldn't be hired.
I wonder who they will bring in the pig sty next? EDIT: Maybe they will be bringing Sybil??? That would explain sharing her video.
Those 2 hambeasts are NOT going to be full time caregivers I do know that much.
Stay tuned!

Oh Sweet Jesus! If they move Psycho Sybil( ) in, I am moving to Jacksonville so I can sit in the yard, eat popcorn and watch that shit show firsthand!

 

[ExposingLiars]

Guess what guyths? She does know the Maasives.View attachment 385672

Look at Abbie’s face, especially the top one. She certainly doesn’t look very happy to be there. Forcing her to do these meetups is so wrong. Now we see what kind of people in general attend these events. I just noticed that the photos were taken at two different meetups as Abbie has a different top on in each photo. What is she a Abbie stalker? I’d probably be filing a restraining order against her. It’s down right scary.

 

[RocketQueen]

When they bought that bike EIGHT months ago, they had dozens of comments about toe clips for the pedals.
Asa shot them all down immediately. But now hes all about them.
Why is that? Oh yeah- nothing else to film.

And man I was hoping Abbie was going to kick them in the face LOL

 

[Monkey1651]

I personally think that big p is too insecure for friendships with anyone that is “more successful” or “doing better” at anything. She can’t handle people doing better than her and shuts them out of her life so that she’s the one on top. She has to make herself feel like she’s the best. Personally think she has a lot of psychiatric issues that have never been addressed. A lot of it dating back to assa leaving her and knocking up another woman, then he came running back to her and had a bandaid baby that is severely disabled. I think her insecurity is the reason she took him back. If she wasn’t insecure she would have said hell no.

 

[Pink Marshmallow]

Oh look... if it isn't Asshat McDouchebag rolling down the hill with his super special and potentially hazardous camera pole!

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[Pink Marshmallow]

Just saw this um... interesting.. comment on the "Let's Talk About EVERYTHING" video:

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[Sweetums]

Whatever they eat in that house seems to give them overweight arms !!!



Says the 'international beauty guide'

Most people that lose 105 pounds would say "I've lost 105 pounds AND KEPT IT OFF" when someone is challenging them. She has never said that part.

P says that sometimes breaks are a struggle because you get out of your daily routines etc etc.. She didn’t have high expectations because you just don’t know how things are going to go. Oh, it’s pretty clear that YOU don’t know a lot of things when it comes to Abbie and by this time, with Abbie about to be 16 in a few months, you should have a pretty solid idea of what to expect as far as Abbie’s likes, dislikes, what upsets her, what stresses her out, what she needs in order to feel safe, to feel happy and to feel secure/stable.

Even Asshat, who truthfully knows Abbie better than P does because he is her primary caregiver and deals with her the most, should know relatively better what to expect from Abbie and so on. Yet, he chooses to put her in stressful situations, disrupts any semblance of a routine, doesn’t do anything to even try to prepare her. Doing something like social stories for a few days before would probably help immensely. These two idiots think that as long as she has the same cereal at the cabin as they do at home then it’s all good.
Come on, Asa! You’re always making it quite clear that you know Abbie the best out of anyone and know more about autism than any of the professionals in her life. You should know how upsetting and stressful it is for Abbie to be suddenly (from her point of view, due to the lack of preparing her for this trip. No, saying “Are you so excited to go skiing??” 2 or 3 times does NOT count) going on a long drive to a new place, with a small bridge just to get to the cabin that is somewhat similar to the wooden docks you’ve told us she hates walking on, and a cabin with much of the living room having a super high ceiling. Which you’ve repeatedly told us stresses her out and upsets her. She has to learn a new ‘routine’ for when you’re at the cabin & ski resort only there really isn’t one to be had.
Then eventually having four people manhandle her onto some skis despite her being very nervous and scared. She kept trying to sit down to make it stop.

But yeah… gosh darn, there’s just NO way of knowing how she’ll react to things! It’s a big mystery!

You can call it 'giving her more access to the world' and 'new experiences' all you like. You know that's not what this is. It's the spin you're attempting to put on it so that you don't sound as money hungry and exploitative to viewers.

Only she pronounces it "shtruggle" lol.

 

[ExposingLiars]

I truly believe that both A&P read the comments here. So to them I say hope you enjoy reading what intelligent people have to say about your family. I know you think we’re mean and pick on you guys a lot. From my point of view, you both deserve it for all the reasons that have been discussed here so many times. I feel like you both are trying to tell us Tattlers. See we dress Abbie nicely, see we take the dogs out on outings. Was that because the car was dirty with popcorn and them eating it would make for a fast and easy cleanup. By the way that’s the first time I’ve ever seen you take those dogs anywhere in the car except to “Bark on Park” and the vet. Have they ever been to a dog park before? Then they could run loose and play with other dogs, which would be especially great for Sandy. I’ll bet that right after that outing (since the car was dirty anyway from the night at the Drive-in) the car was taken to be detailed. Then trying to push in our faces that Abbie eats sweet peppers and apples . My question is, compared to donuts, sweets and junk food, how often does she eat those? Maybe once in a blue moon for contents sake. I’m sure you saw all the comments here about your fisheye lens (yes I know you had a lot of leghumper complaints too). Will we see in one of your upcoming vlogs that you have called in an expert on your mold problem, because one of our keen eyed Tattlers caught it. Guess we aren’t such garbage people after all. Just so you know we are a group of fact finding, keen eyed, lie detectors, so don’t try to pull the wool over our eyes .

This is what I think you two numbsculls (yep, grew up watching and loving “The 3 Stooges” and “Laurel & Hardy” and passed that love for them unto my son) look like in your clown car when the camera is off. Now isn’t that just DOPE??

 

[MaidenX]

I hope Ass gets on the deleting because this comment is gross. This is the shit you are exposing your family to.

 

[Take no prisoners]

Hey Guyths! It's been a long minute since I was last here. Recently, while on youtube, I came across three awesome videos by a lovely gentlemen. I came straight here to find out what was going on. After trying to catch up, 30 threads have past!, I realized how much I missed snarking on here! You guys are hilarious! As for this dad gentlemen, I hope he does make a video calling out that snakey, snout rubber, fakey ass bitch Ms. Piggy. Nothing much has changed with that family other than the pounds ALL of them have packed on. Even Summer. Holy shit! To bad so sad Ms. Piggy is gaining all that weight back. And she was actually looking good. I bet Asa is pissed wasting all of Abbie's money on Pigcilla's WLS. No, nevermind, he is probably secretly happy and even encouraging her weight gain. That evil, scum of the earth, bottom of the barrel tiny little man. And Isaiah? To think I used to stick up for him. He is turning out just like dear old dad. Evil tiny pricks. Kinda reminds me of these two:

 

[bready]

I haven't been watching any if the FA vlogs, but I just decided to skip thru Isaiah's and heard Summer saying she'd like to ski again, but take a lesson next time. Are you telling me these dipshits took at least 3 newbie skiiers to a mountain and didn't bother to take a single lesson? What the fuck is the point???