Screenshots and Sarcasm: Clown Car edition!
I don't know any teenager who would love to constantly wear puzzle pieces on their clothes. Cilly is so desperate for a typical teenager, but they dress her like a walking Autism billboard. (Who am I kidding Ass also wears the billboard. I bet so people will ask him about it.)
Abbie has gained weight, and you can see her pull her pants up. Is it too much to ask Cilly to buy her clothes that fit? My hips and back still ache when I see her walk or her posture.
Man, she certainly is wedged into that chair. She is kind of "dull" during this. How much you want to bet she had a few of those Jaguars punch drinks at the game and is drunk? Too easy Cilly.
Look at Isaiass struggle to carry in the fake tree box. Maybe he should do less one wheel and more weight lifting. When Ass went to help him all you could hear was grunting and out of breath panting.
Sully got some new toys, a birthday bandana and a special treat for his one year birthday. Only those "extra" people put their dog in a pink tutu for their first birthday. tit woman, repurchase the yellow tutu from Halloween! She reminds me of my mother in this picture. My mom would be in a daze while desperately trying to grab that one long facial hair. She has a damn mirror she could use across the room. Or is she too drunk?
Nothing strange about going for a bike ride at 0030 am with your son. (12:30 am for non-military people) Cilly, you know she doesn't interact with Maverick or Sandy, even when prompted. Stop pushing this fake storyline of a girl and her puppy. Abbie seems to be having another rough morning. It hurts to hear her distressed like that.
Body language Summer! This picture tells a thousand words. Stop groping Abbie and forcing her into bear hugs that she never has enjoyed. Yeah Maverick, we had a WTF? face also.
No Spanx day and funky boobs yet again. Who wants to inform Cilly that is teal, not green like Christmas? Both of them have bellies, but only Cilly's can be called a gunt or FUPA.
They must have been quite the sight. A literal clown car with all of them squashed in that truck. Ass keeps dropping hints about wanting a new and bigger truck.
Abbie is hyped up, but is being subjected to a very bad version of Rudolph by Cilly. Summer looks like she is looking for an escape, while Isaiass needs some Excedrin. I am guessing it has been strained at home, and he misses App State immensely. That lap belt would have done nothing to stop Abbie in the case of an accident, possibly injuring her more because it is being worn improperly. Don't ask what I have seen as a paramedic when people wear a lap belt wrong. Stuff of nightmares!
Cilly, your bathrobe is not meant to be worn in public. It doesn't hide your weight gain, but actually seems to be emphasizing it. As a Christmas tree connoisseur who learned from the best, my mother, I regret to inform you that the top of the tree is going to need to be trimmed if you want the star upright. If you are going for a Grinch tree topper, don't trim it. (Pretty ingenious of the farm owners to have a measuring pipe!)
See? You claim to love Pinterest, are you going for that look? Your family seems pretty hung up on a grinch looking tree.
Abbie was heading out. She really didn't seem too interested in the tree or pictures. I would have made a mad dash also.
This is the look of someone who is not having fun. Once again, it is written all over her face and body language. The tree lot dog was cute though. He has the best job.
Anyone else wondering why they had the tree hanging over the top of the tailgate? Leave the tailgate down while driving home. Oh wait. We need some proof of love for the FB, IG and social media pages.
It was 9:30 pm. Abbie was over this whole Christmas task about two hours ago. Did I hear right? Did they drive 90 minutes one way to pick out this tree?? What the hell? They literally drove halfway to Savannah, GA to pick out a tree. No wonder everyone looked miserable in the truck.
I guarantee Sandy will try to eat the tree, and when she does, be sent to her crate because she can't be trusted. But will Nala try to climb the tree? Hey Ass, this is HOW TO NOT HOLD A DOG.
Go ahead Abbie. Sock him with a fist. What is it with these people invading her personal space? Body language tells me enough that she is not enjoying this. Also, as it has been said recently, cute autism girl is long gone. She looks profoundly IDD lately.
As someone who has battled my mother over trimming the top of the Christmas tree to fit the angel on it, I feel the pain Ass is having fighting Cilly (and Summer who is certainly sounding more and more like Cilly every day). But hey, whatever floats your boat Maassholes. The tree is pretty, but needs a trim.
Someone mentioned the tree blocking Abbie's view of the TV. I will hazard a guess that they have it sticking out for the limbs to settle before decorating and will eventually move it more into the corner after it is done. I have done that on a few occasions. There is no way any of them can squeeze behind any tree to decorate the back. And we all know what a witch Cilly will be if the tree is not up to her "standards."
I don't know any teenager who would love to constantly wear puzzle pieces on their clothes. Cilly is so desperate for a typical teenager, but they dress her like a walking Autism billboard. (Who am I kidding Ass also wears the billboard. I bet so people will ask him about it.)
Abbie has gained weight, and you can see her pull her pants up. Is it too much to ask Cilly to buy her clothes that fit? My hips and back still ache when I see her walk or her posture.
Man, she certainly is wedged into that chair. She is kind of "dull" during this. How much you want to bet she had a few of those Jaguars punch drinks at the game and is drunk? Too easy Cilly.
Look at Isaiass struggle to carry in the fake tree box. Maybe he should do less one wheel and more weight lifting. When Ass went to help him all you could hear was grunting and out of breath panting.
Sully got some new toys, a birthday bandana and a special treat for his one year birthday. Only those "extra" people put their dog in a pink tutu for their first birthday. tit woman, repurchase the yellow tutu from Halloween! She reminds me of my mother in this picture. My mom would be in a daze while desperately trying to grab that one long facial hair. She has a damn mirror she could use across the room. Or is she too drunk?
Nothing strange about going for a bike ride at 0030 am with your son. (12:30 am for non-military people) Cilly, you know she doesn't interact with Maverick or Sandy, even when prompted. Stop pushing this fake storyline of a girl and her puppy. Abbie seems to be having another rough morning. It hurts to hear her distressed like that.
Body language Summer! This picture tells a thousand words. Stop groping Abbie and forcing her into bear hugs that she never has enjoyed. Yeah Maverick, we had a WTF? face also.
No Spanx day and funky boobs yet again. Who wants to inform Cilly that is teal, not green like Christmas? Both of them have bellies, but only Cilly's can be called a gunt or FUPA.
They must have been quite the sight. A literal clown car with all of them squashed in that truck. Ass keeps dropping hints about wanting a new and bigger truck.
Abbie is hyped up, but is being subjected to a very bad version of Rudolph by Cilly. Summer looks like she is looking for an escape, while Isaiass needs some Excedrin. I am guessing it has been strained at home, and he misses App State immensely. That lap belt would have done nothing to stop Abbie in the case of an accident, possibly injuring her more because it is being worn improperly. Don't ask what I have seen as a paramedic when people wear a lap belt wrong. Stuff of nightmares!
Cilly, your bathrobe is not meant to be worn in public. It doesn't hide your weight gain, but actually seems to be emphasizing it. As a Christmas tree connoisseur who learned from the best, my mother, I regret to inform you that the top of the tree is going to need to be trimmed if you want the star upright. If you are going for a Grinch tree topper, don't trim it. (Pretty ingenious of the farm owners to have a measuring pipe!)
See? You claim to love Pinterest, are you going for that look? Your family seems pretty hung up on a grinch looking tree.
Abbie was heading out. She really didn't seem too interested in the tree or pictures. I would have made a mad dash also.
This is the look of someone who is not having fun. Once again, it is written all over her face and body language. The tree lot dog was cute though. He has the best job.
Anyone else wondering why they had the tree hanging over the top of the tailgate? Leave the tailgate down while driving home. Oh wait. We need some proof of love for the FB, IG and social media pages.
It was 9:30 pm. Abbie was over this whole Christmas task about two hours ago. Did I hear right? Did they drive 90 minutes one way to pick out this tree?? What the hell? They literally drove halfway to Savannah, GA to pick out a tree. No wonder everyone looked miserable in the truck.
I guarantee Sandy will try to eat the tree, and when she does, be sent to her crate because she can't be trusted. But will Nala try to climb the tree? Hey Ass, this is HOW TO NOT HOLD A DOG.
Go ahead Abbie. Sock him with a fist. What is it with these people invading her personal space? Body language tells me enough that she is not enjoying this. Also, as it has been said recently, cute autism girl is long gone. She looks profoundly IDD lately.
As someone who has battled my mother over trimming the top of the Christmas tree to fit the angel on it, I feel the pain Ass is having fighting Cilly (and Summer who is certainly sounding more and more like Cilly every day). But hey, whatever floats your boat Maassholes. The tree is pretty, but needs a trim.
Someone mentioned the tree blocking Abbie's view of the TV. I will hazard a guess that they have it sticking out for the limbs to settle before decorating and will eventually move it more into the corner after it is done. I have done that on a few occasions. There is no way any of them can squeeze behind any tree to decorate the back. And we all know what a witch Cilly will be if the tree is not up to her "standards."
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He does doesn’t he! He is well sought after it seems. Can you imagine how jealous Hogsaiah would be if Summer snagged Taj from him. 
bets on how long it is till Sandy fucks with the tree
‘S Taj bear. I have no way of knowing his true personal life. He could be bullshitting, or he could be setting the stage for the ultimate closet come out! Guess we should all Stay Tuned! 
I thought I'd just pop on and say hello from the Northeast! After watching tonight's video, I'm feeling very proud that I spent the last two days hanging all of our exterior lights - by myself. I am 54, but still insist on doing it. It's a real labor of love 
