I just do not get the outrage over the watermelon? didn't you guys ever let your kids get messy? eat with their hands? Explore things? Especially a child that loves to touch things like that and feel it. What is the issue???
You guys need to go strawberry pickin'...or some kind of berry pickin'....eat them right off the vine, get sticky. Same with my garden, I will eat a tomato standing right there, dirty hands and all. I bet
WowMeowMeowWow Knows what I'm talking about.
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where people are eating a candy bar with a knife and fork.
You never let them do the cake smash thing?
Geeze...did your kids never have dirty feet? Was their hair always perfectly coifed?