Fathering Autism #169 Off gallivanting living the life fat little tubby and his porcine wife

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Seashellz

My god, why can't she find sleeves that go down to her elbows, her excess flab is so gross! She looks pissy here, maybe because this is right before she had to hobble her fat ass up the front steps.. anyone catch that, she had to really heave her poundage to make it up Thanks Tubby for all the footage of your whale of a wife, keep it comin'
 
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Srsmom

She gets ready for bed with a “massager with heat belt” strapped on the gunt?!

Whhaaatt????

(And again with the magic pig-o-mirror for a flattering angle. The bottom of the full length mirror is pulled out past the bottom of the white bookshelf to make her look taller/thinner.)

 
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MizBeaverhausen

Is the messager to help her with her gassy tummy from that absolutely vile bowl of condiments and a few baby cukes and peppers that she made a few days ago
 
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Seashellz

That's funny about the mirror, and what the heck is up with those pants she's wearing, they're pretty fugly. I can't believe she is promoting skin care with her nasty skin, look at her eyelines, looks like about a dozen crows attacked her. I'm 58 and have nowhere near the lines she has, she's going to look horrible at my age
 
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What10001

Lawd no she didn’t that gunt hangs so low it’s sore gravity big p, gravity, it’s not your friend
 
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Whatsupwiththat

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What she will never understand is taking care of your body starts with the inside first. Loading up on carbs, sugar and booze will only age you more. Their diet is horrific. Not sure what that heat belt is for in her case. It isn’t going to shrink her belly. She is too far gone for that. Major lifestyle changes must be made. It is really hard to believe she is 42. So all this nighttime routine stuff is a bunch of bull. I’m assuming right after her “routine” she got in bed and gorged on her chocolate covered almonds and pickled okra.
 
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SunnyDale

A few comments from this post.
 
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Silverlady

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lillibb

So what do you massage in that area? Cramps? I got a dollar that says her hand is behind her back because she's holding it together. no way that belt fits. Heat for cramps? I wonder what her glam friends look like before they go to bed, I'm betting they don't look like fools.
 
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therealamylynn

Looks like she edited out a full legs worth of fat.



 
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B B & B

I still hadn’t had my first baby at 42, working full time, keeping super fit, travelling etc. I’m now 58 and look like a super model with a 15 year old compared to Pig.
 
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WowMeowMeowWow

Cramps, eh?
Morbid obesity can have a huge (pun intended) effect on hormones and menstrual cycles. She looks like a gleeful 13 year old that gets to tell her friends she started her period. She is lucky she still gets a cycle at all. Ha! Now she can claim her okra obsession is due to cravings for the next few days. Har! Har!
Wait till the menopause weight gain adds to the fun. Goodie Goodie!
The only thing that massage belt is doing for her is casting a flattering shadow over the low hanging guntage.
 
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lotsofluck

She admits to eating those chocolate covered almonds in bed each night (after the okra). No wonder her teeth rotted out. And is it my eyes or are her pants looking as if she peed her pants? They are two tone. She’s going to need to wear diapers right along with Abbie. Those poor couches, cushions and chairs. Karma’s a bitch.
Oh no. I just noticed the “new?” Jaguar carpeting on the floor! Classy!
 
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