Chicken melt plateβ¦scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, dicedβ¦.with a packet of ranch dressing. Yea, I admit it.
Waffle House was my very first job. 16 years old. I loved it. I used to program all those WH original songs into the jukebox.
Why would you eat yo grits anywhere else
I went in at 3:30 pm. Had very few patrons until 5-5:30. Plenty of time to get into some
tit, and I did. We set up the produce boxes and my co worker, a Nigerian exchange student, taught me how to throw knives. Food fights. I had to wash waffle batter out of my hair and dry it under the hand dryer. I participated in luring some geese with bread into the restaurantβ¦got them inside the foyer, where they quickly decided they did not like it. They literally lost their
tit. Had to clean that up.
No geese were harmed.
I would have lured The Maassives with some pork chops and baconβ¦.then served them chicken salads. 86 the ranch.