Fathering Autism #166 Piggy Robs You Blind to Reach Her Goal, She’s an Overweight Dimwit Without a Soul.

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The vlogs have been so boring lately so this cruise is welcome content. Already so much to snark at lol.
 
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I wonder what tinydickman is going to do when Abbie is bald. No hair for him to fondle. It's not far away, if they keep putting it up that tightly.I can't even imagine the headaches that girl must suffer. I used to bun my hair in the midst of 40 degree + celsius heat at home & it was always a toss up. Cut down the sweating or take mega strength painkillers for the migraine.
What's the bet they would say Abbie has never had a headache in her life? How would they know??? And why would they care?
 
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Something is going on. That's not normal hair loss. It's so bad it looks like her head has been shaved.
 
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Junior has inherited his mom's Hair Hat.
 
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Shack boi in bed with his mama. They really are the Whittakers 2.0.
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It's funny how quick the beast was to tell shack boi that the bunk beds had a 300 pound weight limit. I bet she's hyper aware checking the weight limits on everything. There is no way that when she got out of that chair in the room, that it wasn't still attached to her. No fucking way. Ass had to grease her up to get her out.
 
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Awww this is awesome! And he wears a tracker. So smart - the Maasives would never because if Abbie did run off it would just be good content in their eyes.
 
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Good Morning, Afternoon ,Evening
I see the cruise vlogs have started complete with

Give me a fucking break...way to scare all the sheeple.
Doucheboy looking like shady, shyster lawyer
And remember, nothing gets between Piggy and her food
https://giphy.com/DurocLC2BB4oU
 
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Ugh....I went to bed thinking about the Hambeasts and I had THE most disturbing thought. We have four adults, all staying in the same tin can cabin, all on the same schedule, all eating cruise cuisine, all with questionable hygiene, all with flatulent tendencies, one on multiple medications, and there is ONE private area, the toilet/bathroom. SO, beyond the obvious issue of gastrointestinal urgencies that WILL arise and the fight for the toilet during these episodes, how foul is that cabin going to be, having the constant pong of Maassive biohazard waste?? The housekeeping staff will need danger pay and hazmat suits to clean that room. You can't tell me that there won't be evidence of blow outs from both Mother and Daughter littered around the cabin, like an Easter Egg hunt in a horror movie. That room is going to be a daily crime scene for the poor staff members.

If you think THAT was my disturbing thought, it wasn't. THIS is my disturbing thought; Twatty is too obese to be able to move about freely in the bathroom, therefore, she won't be able to get undressed/dressed in there. That Beast is going to be exposing her adult son to all of her naked, corpulent, beefy, glory as she disrobes in the cabin for all to see. All I can say is, thank goodness for her tertiary gunt which conceals the absolute horror of her son having to see his Mother's "flower".
 
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He’s immune. Pretty sure that putrid flower had his head/neck shoved against it during her drunken sick pool tricks and he didn’t mind a bit.
 
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You are proof that it is possible to adore someone you have never met!
Now….Izzy will SEE what was smothering his neck while hoisting the beast on his shoulders during pool time with Mama Sow. Maybe next time she will plop her gunt right on top of his hat hair head….I hope!
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He’s immune. Pretty sure that putrid flower had his head/neck shoved against it during her drunken sick pool tricks and he didn’t mind a bit.
Yeeeeeesssss!
He loved it!
 
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