Bon voyage family swine! Hope you have a relaxing time blocking all the haters!!
Fathering Autism #166 Piggy Robs You Blind to Reach Her Goal, She’s an Overweight Dimwit Without a Soul.
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I don’t mean to keep bringing this up but multiple ppl are tagging a big antiMLM content creator. She has 300k followers. 
Do you have a link?I don’t mean to keep bringing this up but multiple ppl are tagging a big antiMLM content creator. She has 300k followers.
I imagine once they come lumbering up the staff will make them sleep in separate rooms, on opposite ends of the ship, so it doesn't tip.
They may just have to buy 4 tickets instead of 2 lol. Bet she won'T be crying happy tears that the seat belt fits. Buckle that extender up Piggy.
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He doesn't have to Puff out his chest anymore, it is permanently puffed, it's gotten so huge that now it can block out Cilla The Hun in photos. We just know that his teeny weenie is being smothered under all that lard, how the hell does he find it when he has to pee?!
Just a post to say -
The thread title and these posts about the birther sow are hilarious! Sometimes I read them more than once!!
There are some extremely talented, hilarious, awesome people in these threads.
You guys are awesome af.
Thank you for keeping me and everyone, so amused.
The thread title and these posts about the birther sow are hilarious! Sometimes I read them more than once!!
There are some extremely talented, hilarious, awesome people in these threads.
You guys are awesome af.
Thank you for keeping me and everyone, so amused.
I love the creativity of the artwork from our Tattlers!! It's even better knowing that Tubby is viewing the magnificence of our resident artistsJust a post to say -
The thread title and these posts about the birther sow are hilarious! Sometimes I read them more than once!!
There are some extremely talented, hilarious, awesome people in these threads.
You guys are awesome af.
Thank you for keeping me and everyone, so amused.
I can't wait to see the beast waddling the corridors of that ship. Hope the hurricane blasts the duck out of that ship, preferably when the beast is on the shitter or wedged into the shower.
His stomach covers Priscillas whole body, no photoshop needed.
I still can’t figure out piggy sue having the energy to walk around the ship, just getting to a spot (bar, pool, restaurant etc let alone coming back, pickled and having to walk sideways down the corridors.
There are foldup ship friendly mobility scooters for hire, but they are so tiny, it would be swallowed up her fupa!
Another is how they can line up to disembark, get on to a tender etc even with a disability clearance!
I hope someone gets good footage of a seasick vomiting pig, lumbering down to a restroom and the ship has a big roll going on and she is hitting the sides of the narrow corridors, spewing chunks in all directions and Abbie decides to elope or eat the chunky bits
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Is there live cams on the ship? Many years ago, a workmate had the type of personality or lack of, went on a cruise and we watched the live cams and the shipwas trying to cope with huge waves and unfathomable conditions, she didn’t realise about having to queue for a tender etc! When she came back to work we got the expected ‘it was lovely’ and she didn’t go on any more excursions, trying to make out that it was Sunday in Tonga, so there wouldn’t be anything to do!
There are foldup ship friendly mobility scooters for hire, but they are so tiny, it would be swallowed up her fupa!
Another is how they can line up to disembark, get on to a tender etc even with a disability clearance!
I hope someone gets good footage of a seasick vomiting pig, lumbering down to a restroom and the ship has a big roll going on and she is hitting the sides of the narrow corridors, spewing chunks in all directions and Abbie decides to elope or eat the chunky bits
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Is there live cams on the ship? Many years ago, a workmate had the type of personality or lack of, went on a cruise and we watched the live cams and the shipwas trying to cope with huge waves and unfathomable conditions, she didn’t realise about having to queue for a tender etc! When she came back to work we got the expected ‘it was lovely’ and she didn’t go on any more excursions, trying to make out that it was Sunday in Tonga, so there wouldn’t be anything to do!
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Goals dear Mrs Maaaaaaasive … goals. Won’t be long
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Gunt hoistin for the weekly power hose washdown.
Oh Lordy. I would give anything to see the drunk birther sow lumbering (brilliant word!) down the corridors sideways. "ATHAA, MY GUNT IS THTUCK". Can you imagine if someone was walking the opposite way, they would have a face full of gunt! "Thorry, you will have to let me pass first ma'am".I still can’t figure out piggy sue having the energy to walk around the ship, just getting to a spot (bar, pool, restaurant etc let alone coming back, pickled and having to walk sideways down the corridors.
There are foldup ship friendly mobility scooters for hire, but they are so tiny, it would be swallowed up her fupa!
Another is how they can line up to disembark, get on to a tender etc even with a disability clearance!
I hope someone gets good footage of a seasick vomiting pig, lumbering down to a restroom and the ship has a big roll going on and she is hitting the sides of the narrow corridors, spewing chunks in all directions and Abbie decides to elope or eat the chunky bits
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Is there live cams on the ship? Many years ago, a workmate had the type of personality or lack of, went on a cruise and we watched the live cams and the shipwas trying to cope with huge waves and unfathomable conditions, she didn’t realise about having to queue for a tender etc! When she came back to work we got the expected ‘it was lovely’ and she didn’t go on any more excursions, trying to make out that it was Sunday in Tonga, so there wouldn’t be anything to do!
Why does Big Ass always look like he needs a good scrub in the shower?
Because he's busy puffing two muffs in the shower. Homeboy ain't got time to puff his balls in the shower.
I didn’t even think of the shower 
they probably got a handicap accessible room if I had to guess bc there is no way she would fit her giant meaty body into a cruise shower. When they give us a room tour he’ll probably say we got a handicap accessible room for Abbie bc it’s better for her sensory needs like they have anything to do with one another. The last time we went, we stayed in a suite with a balcony and a living area and a bedroom and the shower was literally not that much bigger than a smaller room, the bathroom had more space to turn around but the shower itself wasn’t that big at all.In her live, one of the humpers said she would be on the same ship as the Massives! P was giddy, but then reality hit, and she told the lady “Now don’t be telling all my secrets!” I wish that lady would find this group and tell what Really goes on with them
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