Hey Hey! What do you American tattlers have going on for Labor Day?
Y’all turning up Trulys, Margaritas, Jello shooters?
Smoking something from the shoulder of an oinker?
I imagine second breakfast has come to pass at The Maassive Manor. Thnack time is quickly approaching, closely followed up by ranch sandwiches and chips for lunch. They will probably be drunk by 2 pm…floating around on the pool barge…getting those genetic chocolate chipth nice and crispy.
I found a Labor Day theme song for them to rock out to while water wallering.
Hope y’all have one hell of a honking good day.