I bet they took one look at the full body loofa add on and thought…HELL NAW!The poor masseuse probably looked at the sheer expanse of her body and knew he'd need to cut those extras in order to knead that dough and at least get home in time for bed.
That massage review is hilarious.. I can just see it all going down. She probably had a woman booked..but when she saw what she was working with she bailed and thats why she had the man...the woman probably didn't have strong enough hands to get through all that fat. Who in the world books a massage when you are that obese?I was recently directed towards AssMass’ reviews. Here are two gems I thought you may enjoy.
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If he admitted to 10 minutes you know it was probably closer to 30 minutes.That massage review is hilarious.. I can just see it all going down. She probably had a woman booked..but when she saw what she was working with she bailed and thats why she had the man...the woman probably didn't have strong enough hands to get through all that fat. Who in the world books a massage when you are that obese?
The purpose of the massage is for your muscles.. and it probably takes some effort to get even close to any muscles P might have.... probably why she was sore.
The masseuse probably knew it would be a huge effort to get through just the massage ...much less all the add ons...
I bet they were out there praying she would stay out of the hot tub... they probably said.. surely she won't go in the jacuzzi.. well... lets make sure it doesn't have any bubbles ...maybe she won't get in.
Also there is a reason you should get there on time...it throws all their other appointments off.... most probably get there 10 or 15 minutes early..or I would....not Pig Massive...she probably blew in there 15 minutes late and started making demands.
I was recently directed towards AssMass’ reviews. Here are two gems I thought you may enjoy.
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I love the part where he's like "She was so flustered, she just agreed." Well that's your own fault, bitch. You're a grown ass adult, why are you so flustered by your spa appointment that you can't figure out how to say "I'd rather stick with what I booked"? I swear, she is so useless...she can't handle anything on her own.That massage review is hilarious.. I can just see it all going down. She probably had a woman booked..but when she saw what she was working with she bailed and thats why she had the man...the woman probably didn't have strong enough hands to get through all that fat. Who in the world books a massage when you are that obese?
The purpose of the massage is for your muscles.. and it probably takes some effort to get even close to any muscles P might have.... probably why she was sore.
The masseuse probably knew it would be a huge effort to get through just the massage ...much less all the add ons...
I bet they were out there praying she would stay out of the hot tub... they probably said.. surely she won't go in the jacuzzi.. well... lets make sure it doesn't have any bubbles ...maybe she won't get in.
Also there is a reason you should get there on time...it throws all their other appointments off.... most probably get there 10 or 15 minutes early..or I would....not Pig Massive...she probably blew in there 15 minutes late and started making demands.
I remember them talking about a massage in the VLOGS.. I think they pretended it went great tho... or did they.. anyone remember?
And he blames it on the GPS taking her to "the back of the property," as if that is the spa's fault. Maybe look up the route before you go, dumbfuckles. I bet the masseuse "downselling" her was also just him saying "You're not going to get the full massage time because you were late. If you want the full massage time, you have to remove one of the extras." And boohoo, the massage was too intense for her...then SPEAK UP and tell him you like a lighter pressure. Nobody is forcing you to do this! Seriously fucking useless.If he admitted to 10 minutes you know it was probably closer to 30 minutes.
Asshole reminds me of my father. Who is borderline personality. He’s so much like him it’s scarySo they are a family of gifted overachievers. They want to cover all the possibe diagnoses possible.
Only for a quick reference:
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Asahole has ADHD, Anger management issues, Grandiose Delutions.
GB has anxiety, bites his nails, ibs.
ASSAhole outed Summer saying she has Anxiety.
Abbie we know.
Where do I even begin with P.
She should've been charged double for the massage because you know. That's a lot of lard to rub...I was recently directed towards AssMass’ reviews. Here are two gems I thought you may enjoy.
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They didn't break down because of the cable, they broke down because of the weight.New video
If she would have had a female massiuse she would have been trying to sell morgue makeup to her the whole time.That massage review is hilarious.. I can just see it all going down. She probably had a woman booked..but when she saw what she was working with she bailed and thats why she had the man...the woman probably didn't have strong enough hands to get through all that fat. Who in the world books a massage when you are that obese?
The purpose of the massage is for your muscles.. and it probably takes some effort to get even close to any muscles P might have.... probably why she was sore.
The masseuse probably knew it would be a huge effort to get through just the massage ...much less all the add ons...
I bet they were out there praying she would stay out of the hot tub... they probably said.. surely she won't go in the jacuzzi.. well... lets make sure it doesn't have any bubbles ...maybe she won't get in.
Also there is a reason you should get there on time...it throws all their other appointments off.... most probably get there 10 or 15 minutes early..or I would....not Pig Massive...she probably blew in there 15 minutes late and started making demands.
I remember them talking about a massage in the VLOGS.. I think they pretended it went great tho... or did they.. anyone remember?
And is the property 15 acres?? I mean place can’t be but so big, oh I forgot she can’t walk more than 9 steps.I love the part where he's like "She was so flustered, she just agreed." Well that's your own fault, bitch. You're a grown ass adult, why are you so flustered by your spa appointment that you can't figure out how to say "I'd rather stick with what I booked"? I swear, she is so useless...she can't handle anything on her own.
And he blames it on the GPS taking her to "the back of the property," as if that is the spa's fault. Maybe look up the route before you go, dumbfuckles. I bet the masseuse "downselling" her was also just him saying "You're not going to get the full massage time because you were late. If you want the full massage time, you have to remove one of the extras." And boohoo, the massage was too intense for her...then SPEAK UP and tell him you like a lighter pressure. Nobody is forcing you to do this! Seriously fucking useless.
Because she's useless.why is asshat writing the reviews for things his wife did. She should be the one writing the reviews.
I think it's pretty clear that particular practice doesn't give a single fuck about their employees on social media.I hope Brandy or someone from work monitors social media, and gets to see their new RBT giggling as he "adjusts the spray".
He may not have heard of using hemorrhoid wipes, coming from a family who doesn’t like doctors visits and haven’t any friends. That sounds like a good idea. But the bidet sounds soothing too so you don’t have to keep scrubbing your behind so often. I’ll bet it does get red like a baboon butt. Changing his diet (maybe he has, he’s mentioned stuff on the vlogs about various things ) plus getting away from Ass and Pig (they would stress me out, plus caring for Abbie all the time ) would help him tremendously. Maybe being burdened with caring for Abbie has contributed to his IBS. All this might explain his weight loss at App State. I think he was stressed at school though—-trying to get up for classes, trying to fit in, trying to do school work and make decent grades, his frequent trips to Jacksonville (8 hours each way). His parents are so ….oblivious? stupid? ignorant? I’m not sure. Just seem unable to put themselves in another person’s shoes and see things from their perspective. They can’t picture what is best for Isaiah, or Abbie for that matter. I think there is a word for that but not sure what it is.Okay, so...as I've gotten older, I've gotten more severely lactose intolerant, and have also developed IBS. It's cool, it's fine, as diagnoses go it's really a nothingburger, because it doesn't cause any permanent damage, just transient (although sometimes severe, I will admit) discomforts. But as someone who has experienced it, I feel like our discussion of it is really missing something important:
Why the fuck does he need a bidet for it? Is he incapable of wiping his ass? Pardon me for getting graphic, but my IBS flares are when I am least likely to need the extra help of a European ass-bath, because those hot liquid shits will shoot out of me so fast they barely even have time to leave residue on my asshole. Was he just walking around with soppy diarrhea butt before this? Has he never heard of hemorrhoid wipes to soothe any irritation? Like someone please explain to me the connection between "has IBS" and "needs bidet"?????????
Let’s play Izzy’s plant monologue jam, shall we?
They completely and utterly lack empathy.His parents are so ….oblivious? stupid? ignorant? I’m not sure. Just seem unable to put themselves in another person’s shoes and see things from their perspective. They can’t picture what is best for Isaiah, or Abbie for that matter. I think there is a word for that but not sure what it is.
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