Fathering Autism #161 Naughty Corner is open ‘cause Kermy’s back! Lots to snark on so bring a snack.

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He is enjoying quality time with P so much it seems. Sure a lot of time to spew BS in comments.
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Atha, so you can get back to “dating” your wife because she thinks that’s a thing…. You left out father. That’s a job and one worth doing well. But if you cheat and shortchange your kids, it comes home to roost. But you know that already, don’t you?
 
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He’s too stupid to recognize how stupid he sounds. Fortunately, his stupidity is catching up with him. He just can’t see it because he really believes he sounds intelligent. Poor guy is going to end up a fart in the wind of YouTube creators.
 
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Canceled? Nope.

They will lose viewers, money, etc but they won't be made to stop. There are youtubers that gave done worse but still around.

Only big thing that could happen is laws to protect children and vulnerable adults from exploitation OR youtube changes its own regulations. Nothing else will force change and they won't be "Canceled."
 
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That, and to the cancel generation FA isn't even a blip on their radar, he's nothing IRL. His followers are too loyal and ignorant. He will/is fizzle out slowly into YT history.
 
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Well sounds like I need to do my All-American duty (especially with July 4 coming up in two days) and inform some of these larger content creators of FA’s abuse of puberty blockers. God Bless America
 
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They're at a weird place right now in terms of social media cancelling.

Colleen is significantly more popular, and always has been. Her views have dropped and her audience has changed over the years, but she's still got a huge group of people who followed her in the past or who were very aware of who she is.
In order to be "cancelled" in the way the word is currently used there has to be a fairly significant audience willing to put forth the effort to do the cancelling. Colleen has that, even if that audience doesn't currently watch her content.

The Maasses are kind of on the edge of that level of social media fame and that means it would take a certain level of fuckup to gain enough outside traction to see an actual public cancelling. The secret daughter thing is a good illustration of this; that did a number on their core base of fans and they bled views afterwards, but it never migrated outside of the general FA online world because, despite what Atha likes to tell himself, no one gives a shit about them. They're not famous Youtubers, they're not renowned autism experts, they're not charming, messy family vloggers. They're mid content creators using their audience to springboard their MLM scamming for money.

The most likely outcome for these fools is - and I've been saying this for years - a fairly gradual sputtering out of their online presence. Their actual audience will dwindle, their "income streams" (including Slimelife) will dry up, the hardcore humpers will fade away leaving them more open to unchecked negative comments, the vlogs will come less often, and they'll eventually have to seek out other sources of income.
We're actually seeing this ^^^ play out now. It's a process, but it's happening. Asa is in the midst of trying to drum up other sources of income - the Boone rental, vague plans for a new channel/new channels, suggestive content on FA, etc - as everything is crumbling around them.

As things stand, I don't know that anything they're doing at a glance is enough to capture the attention of the younger gen's ire. They're Youtubers in a Tiktok world.
I do feel strongly, however, that Asa is heading down a pathway that may cause him some problems outside of his little bubble and that those dang kids may pick up on something juicy enough to give Asa a taste of what cancelling is like. If he didn't read Tattle on the daily I'd expound on that but I'd rather see him shoot himself in the foot.
Based on the media he consumes and how that media affects one's views on the world I believe he's going to get sloppy about trying to revitalize Fathering Autism. Kids these days™ don't care about SSI fraud or child abandonment or MLM bullshit. The things they do care about are exactly what his media tells him is okay.

Whether he gets sloppy enough before Maass Media LLC crumbles to nothingness remains to be seen, I suppose.
 
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We see the constant shrinking of Piggy's face after a picture, but the arm slimming has me shitting my pants. Look at this fucking shit show. The queen of loving her fat ass self is such a fucking liar!

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Look how white her paw is That Rolex is cutting off her blood supply
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I'm am honored to share my birthday with the one and only @MizBeaverhausen . Happy day tattle sister.
Thank you, but mine isn't until the 9th. I share my birthday with OJ and Shaft
 
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Look at what these fat asses are eating for Brunch. Why can’t they just walk and/or rent bikes to explore the city? When my husband and I went to Miami for my birthday, We walked a lot & saw the sites (Uber if too far) & we rented bikes. It was so fun And we got an exercise along with it. And pIg has to get her obligatory hug acting as if she actually loves her daughter when she gets back into town. I’m so happy because I think this was Abbie’s week to go to camp I am special. And Summer and Kylie need to get a fucking life.
 

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She had to get home and splatter a pic of Abbie accross her feed so her slime posts will get some traction.... after a major face stuffing of course.
 
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Asa, shut the fuck up, seriously. You have a 400 pound wife and no friends. Soy twat.
 
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Abbie's fangs and Ass's chicken legs

A couple more Humper comments from Gorillas Stuff and Things...



Xmas is coming, who wants to have the pleasure of mailing one of these to Pigfat
 
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They look like such tools on those scooters.
P looks like she is wearing a watermelon rind on her Jupiter sized noggin.
I would love nothing more than to see these fat fucks roll past me with their industrial strength after-market scooter tires.
They arent fooling anyone.
These scooters are their version of mobility scooters, because P's fat ass can barely walk, and Asa is starting to huff and puff as well.
 
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Abbie's fangs and Ass's chicken legs

A couple more Humper comments from Gorillas Stuff and Things...

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Xmas is coming, who wants to have the pleasure of mailing one of these to Pigfat
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“Off the chain” and “on point”? Is that what the kool-aid makes the humpers see?
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I would love nothing more than to see these fat fucks roll past me with their industrial strength after-market scooter tires.
Yeah, now that we know STA is pig-free it’s sort of a let down. We walked around the fort, went to a museum for some AC and my husband talked me out of climbing the lighthouse because he’s pretty sure we’d get heatstroke.

Those scooters must be gasping for air like the Rolex.
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I keep waiting for them to get Segway’s. Maybe they have them ordered?
 
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I guess their little trip to St. Augustine was supposed to happen while Abbie was at camp but heaven forbid they cancel due to the camp closing. Meanwhile, back at Moldy Manor GB is at home changing his 18 year old sister's pull ups.
 
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Have a fabulous birthday, my fellow July celebrant

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Happy Birthday!
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Read last couple sentences. Real reason Abbie is yelling. Trying to warn us about the Maasholes "speaking untruths." Tganks for explaining that to us Asshole.
IDIOT!
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I'm am honored to share my birthday with the one and only @MizBeaverhausen . Happy day tattle sister.
Happy Birthday!
 
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Twatty is doing a live from her pool.
She dunked that basketball head under the water to show the waterproof makeup. I don’t know…after she rubbed her eyes, shit looked smudged to me!
She just logged off. She said she was going to swim a few laps before going into cook. Sure Jan!
 
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