Fathering Autism #158 Asa wants to raise quail. Prissy the Centaur has a curly tail.

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Maybe Creepy G is home for the long weekend and will attend this soiree
 
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Target does not carry size #circustentplus
 
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She has a ball sack in her armpit.
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She has a ball sack in her armpit.
So that’s where Atha keeps them!!!!!
 
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You create the absolute BEST names!
 
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And do remember she will be able to stay by herself with no supervision lol.
 
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When Assa is able to teach Abbie how to count, it will be the "end times" for real.
All of his narratives/claims about Abbie being independent and employable just blows my mind.
He knows damn well he's talking out of his ass and he is well aware of what the average IQ of his audience is.
Reasonably intelligent people know that there is no way in hell, Abbie will ever, EVER do math of any kind.
Assa sure didn't mention the narrative to that person who came to visit recently about Abbie's capabilities.
Whatever the program visit was for, there's free government money attached to it.
This is most likely one of the only times they are at least, somewhat truthful, about Abbie's capabilities.
The worse off the person is, the greater the deposit or subsidy. That's how it's set up and that's great for economically disadvantaged families.
Not for millionare scumbags.
The eligibility rules need to be changed!!
The vlogs sure don't match the paperwork and that alone is fuked up enough.
 
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Done.
 
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And don’t forget the dips, including buffalo chicken dip and salsa. The expected lack of hygiene and wastefulness was on full display in her Live last night. She didn’t wash her hands between handling the raw eggs and deconstructing the rotisserie chicken, even after we saw three broken eggs in one of the containers. (I had never seen eggs in plastic containers before.)

When we do partake in our own Costco rotisserie chicken at home, we can easily make a week’s worth of different meals for the two of us. It was difficult, but not surprising, to see Big P rubbing her nose and face with the backs of both hands. The poor chicken that gave its life was not fully utilized as she threw away the wings (not my favorite part of the Costco chicken, but a snack my husband enjoys) and did not use a knife to pare the rest of the meat off the bone. You know she is going to throw the carcass in the plastic container and dump it all, rather than wash and recycle the container. Another thing that has always bothered me about her wastefulness is using the aluminum foil trays so she can throw those away, too. Of course there will be lots of paper and plastic products used at the party, as well as disposable decorations. There’s always so much waste generated by their celebrations and daily living. That would make them literally the “garbage people” AssA complains about.
 
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It has always worried me what their bins must smell like in that Florida heat what with Abbies used pull-ups and the amount of leftover food I'm sure they throw away. Here in the UK we have small brown bins to put leftovers in and these are collected weekly. Does this not happen in the US?

And that's another thing that really bugs me - they dont recycle plastics, metal tins and paper and cardboard.
 
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She’s sure not a good example of hygienic food preparation/cooking. Unless Ass edits out handwashing. I don’t see Pig washing her hands (with soap) before she prepares meals, after she picks up something off the floor, pets the dog or cat, wipes, rubs or touches her face, in between one food to another (as handling raw meat or eggs then touching another food), all while preparing food for herself or her family. And I don’t see them making sure Abbie washes her hands before she helps in the kitchen or before she eats even in a restaurant. Or afterwards. Does anyone take her to the bathroom to wash her hands? Too much trouble?
 
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Critical thinking?! What the heck. Her brain is not really able to perform those skills
It’s like these people are watching a completely different person than I am. Watching Abbie for 2 seconds you know she is very limited. No offense to her just a fact that they obviously still refuse to accept.
 
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On another note, Pinky is celebrating Memorial Day with a side of Anorexia. Perhaps Thilla Thue should have invited the girl over for a cheethburger.

 
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Cracks me up too!
Maybe this is why Atha takes Abbie outside when they're eating at restaurants.
What comes to mind is the other night at Pig’s Bday dinner. He had to take her for a stroll in the middle of it all. She needed a “break”. What kind of break? Pig claims she doesn’t fart. I call major BS! I don’t know if she is trying to play on the dainty girls don’t poot narrative, but yes…yes they do. I bet she does it all the time!
This is my hindsight on the Oat Milk experience.
Belly: Hey! Meow is out and about…what are your thoughts on how we will handle this foreign substance?
Brain: Hey! I know…Lets turn it all in to air!
Belly: Great idea! Should I do it gradually?
Brain: Nah! Let’s do it all at once…really make it memorable.
Belly: Roger that! 10-4 back back door.
It was alarming. I abandoned my cart and headed for the car. I had a moment where I thought something was seriously wrong. LMAO! After a noisy 30 minute ride home, I hit the Googles immediately. Oat milk…not easily digested. You don’t say? The one woman trumpet show went on well into the evening. Like I said…Never Again!
It can be pitch black in our room and I can always tell when Man Meow is about to let loose. I can hear his breathing change. He kinda holds his breath for the push.
There is my TMI for the day.
 
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I was just watching a Valentine video where Prissass gets Sandy as a V-Day present..I thought the dog was an 'I forgot to own up to having another daughter' gift. Anyone remember the sequence of events? What came first on video the dog or the other daughter?
 
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The other daughter came first.
 
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The bins smell bad. Very, very bad. We have four-legged children in Florida and it’s like something died in there. It’s a small mercy the garbage is picked up twice a week. Our city in Tampa Bay does recycling. I’ll have to see if Jacksonville does and they just can’t be bothered.
 
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I was just thinking about the insane amount of food for this 12 person "blow out party".
Burgers, hotdogs, Italian sausages, ribs, baked beans, pasta salad, deviled eggs, chips and salsa, buffalo dip, "fruit", booze, and no doubt cake.
This is the entire reason she has these parties- too buy food, prep food, and eat food.

I also wonder if GB is getting a proper graduation gift, beyond 2 days at the PCB Holiday Inn Express?
What will Abbies 18th bday gift be? I remember when Isaiah turned 18 they did two things- sent him solo to NY to visit Summer, and set up his own meeting with their "money guy."
Maybe they are sending Abbie and a few of her besties on a "girls trip." Abbie can count the toilet paper and feed any nearby fish.
 
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They must have a Diaper Genie for Both Abbie and Twatty Beast's pull-ups. I can't imagine the pong if they didn't!!!
 
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