Father of Daughters #62 Just a sad little Simple Simon and his bicycle

[Axatogrind]

I thought he’d be shedding followers left right and Centre with his boring as duck bike content but he’s actually gained followers the past 2 days

Let's keep an eye on this, it could be the start of one of his bot follower top ups. Good time to do a sneaky little purchase when he's being featured on a brand account etc., so people think it's because of that. He especially won't want the brand to think he's losing more followers than usual.

Five very low quality comments and zero comments respectively on the two Leblanq grid posts he's featured in, but he's gained hundreds of new followers? OK

 

[AbsoluteSpecimens]

Hold up, this clown decided he'd call it a PR trip on the 10th 'story'?

This should be marked AD on ALL stories from the beginning. REPORT PLEASE.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Hopefully this will result in a mass loss of followers. I imagine a lot of people followed him for family content, not cycling content. Although given people are still following him, who knows?

It’s a bit weird how he mostly churns out posts moaning about hating his family interspersed with cycling content. I guess Le Blanq see his massive number of followers and think that some of the mummies that follow Dusty have MAMIL partners who are into cycling. Seems a bit of a reach but he does presumably have a mostly middle class audience so perhaps that’s true.

 

[Rosieee]

Two posts with the 3 of them combined at nearly 1 mill followers and they have 400 likes each. Omg this is hilarious. Nobody gives a duck !

 

[Axatogrind]

Why's he posting on a delayed schedule compared to the others?! Someone needs to tell him masking the fact that you're away only works if the people you're with aren't posting in real time!

Genuinely chuckling that he's thanking his followers because he gets to "make YouTube videos"

Who's getting throwback vibes with his "all down to you" blurb?

He didn't get a selfie with Beyonce. But five years on he got one with Nicolas Roche

Throwback from almost 5 years ago:

 

[fairylights2000]

How is it safe for him to be holding a selfie stick out of the window on that course? I know it's not a public road so probably different rules apply but what about common sense!

 

[houseofhoop]

Let's keep an eye on this, it could be the start of one of his bot follower top ups. Good time to do a sneaky little purchase when he's being featured on a brand account etc., so people think it's because of that. He especially won't want the brand to think he's losing more followers than usual.

Five very low quality comments and zero comments respectively on the two Leblanq grid posts he's featured in, but he's gained hundreds of new followers? OK

Sure Jan lol
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Why's he posting on a delayed schedule compared to the others?! Someone needs to tell him masking the fact that you're away only works if the people you're with aren't posting in real time!

Genuinely chuckling that he's thanking his followers because he gets to "make YouTube videos"

Who's getting throwback vibes with his "all down to you" blurb?

He didn't get a selfie with Beyonce. But five years on he got one with Nicolas Roche

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Throwback from almost 5 years ago:

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And it was all down hill from there lol!!

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

Telling that he only got that gushy because they got invited to a random film premiere. That was when they were ‘celebrity adjacent’ of course.

New followers might be from YouTube exposure. But all the posts just scream ‘rich white man comes in his teenage pants doing something none of you can afford and most of you don’t want to do’ and it’s self indulgent in the extreme.

 

[RestingBunchFace]

Telling that he only got that gushy because they got invited to a random film premiere. That was when they were ‘celebrity adjacent’ of course.

New followers might be from YouTube exposure. But all the posts just scream ‘rich white man comes in his teenage pants doing something none of you can afford and most of you don’t want to do’ and it’s self indulgent in the extreme.

thread title: FOD: self indulgent in the extreme

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Telling that he only got that gushy because they got invited to a random film premiere. That was when they were ‘celebrity adjacent’ of course.

New followers might be from YouTube exposure. But all the posts just scream ‘rich white man comes in his teenage pants doing something none of you can afford and most of you don’t want to do’ and it’s self indulgent in the extreme.

It’s very Them and Us vibes that he and Clemmie give off, even after their fall from the dizzying heights of Instaparenting.

Honestly what an absolute wankfest his grid is right now. Who’s the blonde female cyclist, is it Orla?

 

[skratcha]

The guy he’s travelling with hates him already

 

[Axatogrind]

New followers might be from YouTube exposure.

Have you seen something on YT? Leblanq haven't posted anything on their official channel yet that I can see (and they only have 180 subscribers lol)
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Honestly what an absolute wankfest his grid is right now. Who’s the blonde female cyclist, is it Orla?

I haven't spotted Orla on this trip and she's not billed as appearing.
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The guy he’s travelling with hates him already

The way FOD keeps clutching Nicolas' shoulder in photos like they're lifetime besties. Ugh

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

I never look at YouTube for anything other than old TV shows so he could be live streaming 24/7 on there for all I know!

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

The. Absolute. Cringe. Of. Him.

In those photos with Nicholas Roche he looks like a competition winner, not someone who is presumably being paid as a ‘presenter’ by the same company and thus a peer.

Notice that he can’t resist a little dig about Roche being good at driving * and * cycling. It’s like the constant and deep rooted passive aggressive-ness about his family has spilled over into everything

 

[influencerbore]

For someone with so many followers, 5 comments on a post is piss poor, shows no one cares about this guys cycling proficiency holiday

 

[Axatogrind]

Why does he have to drape his hand on them like that?

They're not reciprocating to the same degree, are they?

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

It’s giving Baby Reindeer (cycling edition)

Blink twice of you need rescuing, NR

 

[Behelzabobs]

Has he changed his instagram bio again

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Has he changed his instagram bio again

Looks like the same old tripe that he had in there for a while but I might be mistaken

 

[influencerbore]

Has he changed his instagram bio again

Dad’s been demoted