No way does he vote Labour! He’s a Tory voter all the way. He will probably still vote Tory this time but pretend he voted labour or reform. He’s a born Tory knob end.
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I always feel like if someone doesn’t share who they are voting for, they’re voting Tory but don’t want to look like the self-interested twit that deep down they know they are.
Father's day theme once again is about pointing out the failings of his family:
- All he wanted was one photo of them together BUT they complained about it, and the pictures were all awful
- They made him a breakfast BUT the bagel was upside down
- They got him a card BUT they had to point out the wording wasn't quite right
- M took loads of photos of him BUT at the wrong focal length
- They bought him clothes BUT they know he's not really interested in clothes
I suppose he thinks this passes for a "hilarious take on family life".
- All he wanted was one photo of them together BUT they complained about it, and the pictures were all awful
- They made him a breakfast BUT the bagel was upside down
- They got him a card BUT they had to point out the wording wasn't quite right
- M took loads of photos of him BUT at the wrong focal length
- They bought him clothes BUT they know he's not really interested in clothes
I suppose he thinks this passes for a "hilarious take on family life".
How smug does he look in that shirt. He just cannot resist tagging the brand, what a prat. They won’t sign you up to model for them, Slymon
Can’t he see that his two Father’s Day posts are both digs at his kids? And he complains about them taking the piss out of him.
He doesn’t even know the difference between their and there.
Doesn't bother to thank his daughters in the story post for buying him new clothes, but gotta get that brand tag in!!!
I want to thank his daughters for not buying him a new cycling bib coz I don’t need to see his scrawny bod, dessicated nipples and shaved legs this close to lunchtime
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Folk is always waaaay reduced in TK Maxx. I hope that's where they got it.
Mummy Judith must be thrilled at her investment in a private school education for her little prince.
I have no idea why anyone would spend a lot of money on a shirt like that, that looks like Blue Harbour.
I was about to say the same thing, let's hope they had enough sense to not pay full price as it really isn't anything special.
I won't repost here for obvious reasons but the looks on the twins' faces in that group photo say it all.
Dear god he massively recons himself doesn’t he.
What’s that word for people who think they’re (not there or their Simon so listen up) massively attractive but who are actually grim and they are the only ones who can’t see it.
I’m so embarrassed for you Simon. I can’t imagine what I’d do it my husband was posting like this. It is almost enough for me to feel sorry for old clam. But then I remember everything and it swiftly passes.
I started to feel sorry for that clammy fanny but then I watched the video of her telling the world about her crazy summer in Greece before she met FOD and it passed VERY quickly. They deserve each other these two. They are so into themselves and it’s really hilarious because neither of them is anything special at all. Just embarrassing
Ewww…will you look at that grey dusty mr Whippy on his head
Do you think Clem had a witch about helping the girls buy Father’s Day presents and the food for his breakfast, even he’s not HER dad?? 
Ungrateful twit. He is like the male version of Notsosmugnow - she was the same on Mother’s Day.