It's quite sad (but somehow not surprising) that with a sports mad father like Simon, the twins have only just found out that they can watch women's football on tv.
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(In case there's any doubt, this is photoshopped lol)
Oh duck off you self important wanker
what you’ve never eaten a sausage roll? Oh piss off and take your avocado with you
it’s a bit of stupid fun
a bit like you with your crap dogs head or is that because you identify as a bleeping dog ? What no, it’s just for a bit of fun?
Exactly wank pants
what you’ve never eaten a sausage roll? Oh piss off and take your avocado with you
it’s a bit of stupid fun
a bit like you with your crap dogs head or is that because you identify as a bleeping dog ? What no, it’s just for a bit of fun?
Exactly wank pants
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Could someone satisfy my curiosity, please? In the picture of the family watching the football, is one of the children shirtless, or is it my lousy eyesight?
You are right.
Also I call bullshit on them saying ‘I didn’t know girls can play football on tv’
Shirtless! unfortunately on the gram as well
I know I've joked about the festival nannies, but I actually find it quite disingenuous that he's answering questions about parenting at festivals and passing himself off as an authority on the topic, without mentioning that they use the services of nannies while they're there.
I immediately thought the same thing. Any sentence that starts “one of the twins said to me..” is invariably followed up with complete lies
His festival tips 
. I might ask him how they keep the kids entertained while they pitch the tent? Because I know for a fact they get those pre-pitched bell tents which cost a small fortune.
. I might ask him how they keep the kids entertained while they pitch the tent? Because I know for a fact they get those pre-pitched bell tents which cost a small fortune.
again with the fitness
I’ve said it before, but those girls are hurtling towards disordered eating with these two and their body issues/fitness hang ups
Wow, I didn’t know they used a nanny while there!
What a lying two faced twunt he is
They never admitted it. It was only spotted by an eagle eyed individual.
Talk from a previous thread.
It’s the not disclosing using the nanny service that made them look shifty.
Talk from a previous thread.
It’s the not disclosing using the nanny service that made them look shifty.
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He's got an #ad - house account, stories. Also grid post about making the mirrored doors in the basement.
Clemmie is 'starring' in an ad now? Wow.
Why on earth would a brand want to be associated with her?
Why on earth would a brand want to be associated with her?
First time in a long while that they’ve had codes for their followers.
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Well, making beds is women's work, isn't it? Wonder if the code Simon45 came from a misunderstanding about his age?
To be fair the question do they leave the twins in the tent is a stupid one. They obviously wouldn't do that (without a nanny present) and if they did wouldn't admit it as its clearly neglect, though as they're middle class would probably get away with it
And again, some people reading his advices when themselves had a tit time with the kids (let's face it, festival with kids are nightmares) will feel like failures and wonder what they did wrong.
It also appears she's making HER bed. Looks like only one bedside table in use. He's definitely in the headache-wallpaper room!
it drives me mad, DLAM does it too by making it appear as if kids happily spend all weekend dancing at festivals. I used to review festivals for a family festival website so took my little one to quite a few when she was younger, you spend the whole weekend trapped with an overtired and overwhelmed kid in the kids area having fomo of all the drunk / stoned childless people actually having fun
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