Father of Daughters #53 DIY is easy when you're a right tool

[BlairWaldorf86]

At least the original is preserved here so Clemmie knows she’s not going mad. Join us, Clemmie! … oh wait

 

[Axatogrind]

I like this image, it makes me laugh. On his little 3 wheeler, like a toddler, crying ‘whaaaa waaaa mummy, I want my mummy’ and peddling really fast but not getting anywhere soon.
Massive lol

I finished it before I realised it was supposed to be a 3-wheeler. D'oh! Sorry!

 

[Axatogrind]

 

[Rewilder]

Hi all. Long time lurker, but this latest story about the Amazon affiliate shop has given me the push to join. I looked at the cushion box he's recommended. £331!
We are in a cost of living crisis & this tone deaf pillock is promoting overpriced, unnecessary tat at outrageous prices. Not to mention the fact that their garden is an ecological disaster. They are unbelievable.

 

[Axatogrind]

Thread title suggestion!

FOD #54 Delivering basement content both literally and figuratively

 

[Axatogrind]

His post said 45 people. Now his story (tagged with Ad for the plants he got) says 30-40.

Clemmie should give her dress a shake, a few of the missing guests might fall out.

 

[Emmadale]

How apt for this pair!

 

[Rosieee]

"Our first test of the garden being an entertainment space". They are so insuferable. You would think they're diplomats hosting parties every week-end on that fake grass.

 

[You say Potato]

Pay back for her calling him a twat.

She was right, though hey?

“We all found our own rhythm without her”. You had to run back to mummy and daddy for help you absolute man-child.

 

[Spoke]

45 white friends.

 

[Axatogrind]

Oh Clemmie, I think you mean pièce de résistance

 

[blurstoftimes]

their garden party looked like it should be in a catalogue for asda in the section selling plastic cups and plates, bleak

 

[PamDoove]

They’ve got a kitchen in the garden, might as well add a bathroom as well

 

[Axatogrind]

"What parent doesn't want better checks and protection for their children?"

You, Simon.

 

[LuBiLu]

I can't believe he has actually taken a photo of his young child with a towel round her (for privacy to change at the beach), and is moaning about kids being conscious about their bodies??

No you absolute fucking rotten melt of a man.

Maybe they don't want random strangers seeing them changing on a fucking beach?
And you should definitely take some safeguarding lessons, because you're clearly fucking clueless about children's safety and privacy.

Oh and he is on whiplash mode again with Glen. Whining he can't please her with any ice cream he buys.

I see they were with Swim Tits at some garden party too. You can spot Sly with his backwards cap and shitty tshirt on a chair.

 

[Axatogrind]

That dress absolutely swamps her. She looks like one of those toilet roll holder dolls

 

[yellow_daisies]

"What parent doesn't want better checks and protection for their children?"

You, Simon.

Exactly! Guns might not be a primary concern for you Sly over here in the UK, but the fact that the entire world can access where your very recognisable daughters live, go to school, full names, dates of birth, and medical information... BECAUSE YOU PUT IT ONLINE FOR EVERYONE, that should be a major concern to you.

 

[houseofhoop]

He says his feelings are hurt because one of his children's friends guessed his age as 47. He says "that one cut deep".

He later (in the comments) says he's not that bothered really sure Jan, he's happy with the way he is and "kids can ***k off with their comments and get in the bin".

Absolute waste of internet.

I got told by a kid I looked 27 (I’m 43) so kids can get out of the bin and stay as far as I’m concerned

 

[Axatogrind]

Someone's tagged Tom Pidcock (yesterday's winner of the TdF stage on the Alpe d'Huez) in FOD's replies.

Can you imagine being a career bike racer, in absolute peak form, with a fully professional support team who have prepared you and your bike to the highest possible level, doing the absolute ascent of your life up a 21-hairpin bend mountain road in the baking heat.....

..... only to see some MAMIL on a stationary trainer during his lunch break in a Ramsgate basement, filming himself from every angle thinking he can probably give you a run for your money on a good day

 

[Axatogrind]

Just WOW. I don't even know what to say, for once.

Posting a screenshot here in case it gets deleted.