I personally hate women being called mental.
More surprised he didn’t say just book a cleaner for a few hours.
More surprised he didn’t say just book a cleaner for a few hours.
He lost his manhood a long time ago - its in clammys bagMade me smile seeing that this morning. Filming himself nearly losing his manhood.
What a twit!
thread title suggestion!I’ve never known anyone to be so continually proud of themselves. Big fat ick.
Make sure you are there to get things and ‘sign for deliveries’ oh duck offMore stereotyping and patronising of women from Simon. More assumptions that everyone is exactly the same as them.
Imagine thinking "nesting women are mental" is an appropriate phrase to use ever, but especially in a book about pregnancy and birth.
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He is the personification of ick.if i didn’t have a life i’d count all the times FOD has said he’s proud of himself in a caption. I’ve never known anyone to be so continually proud of themselves. Big fat ick.
Because according to them they bought a draughty pile of bricks, not a house that featured in a national magazineWhy is he claiming that he had to turn a car park into a garden? The previous owners did that work before they sold the house.
Did you run after him to get an autograph?I saw Fodney cycle past me on the school run this morning…got to see the cock and ball calves in real life
No I’ve only seen clemmie looking miserable as hell with the kids in broadstairs and swim tits in WaitroseHave any of our locals ever seen him strutting around the streets making videos of himself? Kids being feral and having screens thrust in front of them? Clemmie performing kettlebell workouts on the beach? Or any other general wankery?
I’ve seen the twins out and about a few times on the beach and the promenade with their scooters, they’ve never been with FOD or Clem though, always his sister.Have any of our locals ever seen him strutting around the streets making videos of himself? Kids being feral and having screens thrust in front of them? Clemmie performing kettlebell workouts on the beach? Or any other general wankery?
How did you not clothesline him?I saw Fodney cycle past me on the school run this morning…got to see the cock and ball calves in real life