Father of Daughters #52 Is ruining this house now his full time job?

[rainbowlemon]

I personally hate women being called mental.

More surprised he didn’t say just book a cleaner for a few hours.

 

[Exhaustednurse]

I cannot understand for one second why any publishing house would find that acceptable let alone printable.

 

[Instashamous]

They both (I mean her names on the cover so I’m assuming she endorsed this tit) have such a narrow view of gender roles don’t they?
My partner (look FOD, it’s not hard to use a gender neutral term) would cackle if I asked him to clean up to my standards.. I’m messy as duck

 

[Coffee-Addict]

Made me smile seeing that this morning. Filming himself nearly losing his manhood.

What a twit!

He lost his manhood a long time ago - its in clammys bag

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

I’ve never known anyone to be so continually proud of themselves. Big fat ick.

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[Notaninstamumeither]

Just when you think you can’t lose anymore respect for him, you read that page. Relic from the 1950’s. I say this way too often, but those poor girls.

 

[Behelzabobs]

More stereotyping and patronising of women from Simon. More assumptions that everyone is exactly the same as them.

Imagine thinking "nesting women are mental" is an appropriate phrase to use ever, but especially in a book about pregnancy and birth.

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Make sure you are there to get things and ‘sign for deliveries’ oh duck off

 

[LuBiLu]

The racist keeps appearing in his ads.

 

[TheSilverFox]

if i didn’t have a life i’d count all the times FOD has said he’s proud of himself in a caption. I’ve never known anyone to be so continually proud of themselves. Big fat ick.

He is the personification of ick.

 

[Axatogrind]

Nobody will notice the planting Simon, they're too blinded by the radioactive plastic grass

 

[Henryscat]

Why is he claiming that he had to turn a car park into a garden? The previous owners did that work before they sold the house.

 

[Spoke]

Why is he claiming that he had to turn a car park into a garden? The previous owners did that work before they sold the house.

Because according to them they bought a draughty pile of bricks, not a house that featured in a national magazine

 

[PamDoove]

I saw Fodney cycle past me on the school run this morning…got to see the cock and ball calves in real life

 

[rainbowlemon]

I saw Fodney cycle past me on the school run this morning…got to see the cock and ball calves in real life

Did you run after him to get an autograph?

 

[Axatogrind]

Have any of our locals ever seen him strutting around the streets making videos of himself? Kids being feral and having screens thrust in front of them? Clemmie performing kettlebell workouts on the beach? Or any other general wankery?

 

[Spiesandliea]

Have any of our locals ever seen him strutting around the streets making videos of himself? Kids being feral and having screens thrust in front of them? Clemmie performing kettlebell workouts on the beach? Or any other general wankery?

No I’ve only seen clemmie looking miserable as hell with the kids in broadstairs and swim tits in Waitrose

 

[PamDoove]

Have any of our locals ever seen him strutting around the streets making videos of himself? Kids being feral and having screens thrust in front of them? Clemmie performing kettlebell workouts on the beach? Or any other general wankery?

I’ve seen the twins out and about a few times on the beach and the promenade with their scooters, they’ve never been with FOD or Clem though, always his sister.

Also my ex husband works at the local Screwfix and said a few months back that they had a weird guy filming himself in store. It wasn’t until a week or so later when I saw his “How To Do Screwfix” story that I realised it must have been him. All the staff had a chuckle at his expense

 

[LuBiLu]

I saw Fodney cycle past me on the school run this morning…got to see the cock and ball calves in real life

How did you not clothesline him?

The twit is now saying he is going to a Google event, but usually he doesn't go to events because who has the time?

Isn't it more like no one invites you anymore because your wife is a racist? And you're no longer relevant?

 

[Axatogrind]

Lol at "who has the time?" because he's SOOOO deprived of time

He's on about it being yet another a chance for some child-free time. It's been a whole two weeks since they got back from the child-free Mallorca trip.

Imagine standing around on a busy street talking to the phone camera about your own face

 

[infragram]

I’m mortified for him walking about filming himself talking in the street. Now he’s a tech fiend. Thought he didn’t drink… why champion non alcoholic beer when you’re frequently having pints mate. That included during your cycle. He has absolutely no clue what he represents. That video of him nearly doing in his manhood with a power tool … why would you share that?
I’ve not had the energy for him lately but just wanted to check in and let it out that I still hate him. He has duck all personality and is constantly trying to make himself one but he doesn’t stick with anything long haul. I’d kick him to the kerb if I was his agent. Jack of all trades master of none.