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I hadn’t listened to the audio…so blatant! Not sure even Solomon’s sister would touch them???
Glen’s desperate to come back isn’t she? Is the cleaning content meant to fool us into thinking she’s one of us? Yeah the TWO dysons really make her one of the people
. Let alone Sly reinforcing bored/tired stereotypes of the ‘OCD cleaning wife’ while he stands offering a dyson as opposed to helping (yeah I know it’s all contrived so no actual help needed).
Never been mor glad the social media wasn’t a thing back in the days we were raising our kids.
We had to walk around to the next street to use a public phone
, being social was leaning over the fence to chat to the neighbour.
These wankers spend too much time trying to score crap for free & then boasting about it. Get a freakin life Hooper Doopers.
I have one Dyson, it’s crap.
We had to walk around to the next street to use a public phone
, being social was leaning over the fence to chat to the neighbour. These wankers spend too much time trying to score crap for free & then boasting about it. Get a freakin life Hooper Doopers.
I have one Dyson, it’s crap.
The desperation is palpable 
I genuinely don’t understand why they don’t just sell all the tit in their basement to fund things they want? Like how is she not mortified to be on the beg for stuff?
Sea shanty outfit!!!
Also, what's up with the two-second bursts of vacuuming every time something is moved? Surely if you're doing a thorough job and especially if you call yourself a clean freak, you get EVERYTHING out and then clean from top to bottom while it's empty?
And, whatever the piece of paper was that she asked Simon whether Marnie needed, maybe - you know - ASK MARNIE before screwing it up and chucking it?
I listened without audio last night, but just watched again with sound. Wow, I forgot how much I dislike her monotone voice. She always sounds so disinterested and bored. But I guess I would be too if I had to listen to that class A twit droning on.
I still can't believe the dickiest of all dicks have got a sign up in their guest bedroom saying not to be a dick.
It's got to be done:
FOD #50: Come on in, don't be a dick!
It's got to be done:
FOD #50: Come on in, don't be a dick!
What really has surprised me is she looks like she hasnt been washed since the midwife did her ! Her lank mop and sallow complexion is screaming out for a bit of a wipe over
Amen Axa, it’s a cordless hoover therefore has a limited battery, on and off burst aren’t gonna get you far, maybe that’s why she needs two! Clear out the bloody pantry first, Hoover then wipe ya minger!Sea shanty outfit!!!
Also, what's up with the two-second bursts of vacuuming every time something is moved? Surely if you're doing a thorough job and especially if you call yourself a clean freak, you get EVERYTHING out and then clean from top to bottom while it's empty?
And, whatever the piece of paper was that she asked Simon whether Marnie needed, maybe - you know - ASK MARNIE before screwing it up and chucking it?
Are we allowed this as a thread title if we spell dick ‘d!ck’ to get round the no swears?
I don't think we need to worry, it won't get the most votes
Do they really have TWO *dyson hoovers? I thought it was the same one. What’s the point lol?
Come on in don’t be a dick in French!
Come on in don’t be a dick in French!
Gotta have the stealth boast in there somewhere, like the shoe collection
Someone I used to follow also has two, and when asked
My dyson is crap too, absolute pile of wank. Doesn't suck...Apparently just like me according to hubsNever been mor glad the social media wasn’t a thing back in the days we were raising our kids.
We had to walk around to the next street to use a public phone
These wankers spend too much time trying to score crap for free & then boasting about it. Get a freakin life Hooper Doopers.
I have one Dyson, it’s crap.
Father of Daughters #50 : A racists guide to tidying up. Go count your Dysons
Two dysons. Three+ kitchens. There's a theme here
No criticism of this lunch. Wouldn't mind something like this myself but I am past the stage of networking and wouldn't know that many women I would want to have lunch with. But I'd go by myself if I could
Could sing this to the the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas.
Four Cash Cows
Three Bespoke Kitchens
Two Handheld Dysons
And a twit with a Racist Wife
Four Cash Cows
Three Bespoke Kitchens
Two Handheld Dysons
And a twit with a Racist Wife
Where did you find those pictures?Two dysons. Three+ kitchens. There's a theme here
No criticism of this lunch. Wouldn't mind something like this myself but I am past the stage of networking and wouldn't know that many women I would want to have lunch with. But I'd go by myself if I could
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