SIDE SALAD I AM CRYING
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Maybe he'll dress up as Santa. Are Santa visits cancelled this year? That would be mega lolz.
Or cut his own hair? Someone needs to cut it anyway, even if it isn't him.
Or could he give an instructional video on how to replace the annoying bulbs on Christmas tree lights? You know when one breaks and the whole lot doesn't work? Definitely a Christmas tree video with some hazardous twin-tree climbing competition to put the angel at the top.
You can get haircuts in Tier 3. 
Is anyone else old enough to remember the Spitting Image Douglas Hurd puppet?
Me me me looked like this 
Don’t give him ideas. That last time he played around with fairy lights he wrapped himself in them and made a creepy dancing video (if I’m remembering right).
I’m waiting for Sly to tell the plebs not to buy anything for Christmas on his FOD account but for Glen to keep posting her shop-small wish list on the Horrors account. Shame we’re all in tier 3, no “you’ll always find her in the kitchen at parties” parties this year; just covert ones with ST and Santa sausages.
Sly stories - yep repeat of last weeks lockdown one where he says or suggest “duck” twice, then a nice one about camel toe
What a great dad to young girls he is. He’s such a basic 1950’s model, his dad must be proud.
What a great dad to young girls he is. He’s such a basic 1950’s model, his dad must be proud.So childish. I wonder if they are the real Japanese type socks.
My god he’s so stupid. ‘Foot socker” - not funny/not really a pun. Same song he used for the dog last week (Lazy. Other songs about fashion/models exist. I believe David Bowie even did a song called ‘Fashion’).
Unfunny, doltish, smug bastard.
Unfunny, doltish, smug bastard.
After his most recent antics can I change my first day of Christmas to...my true love gave to me
Alan Partridge and racist Clemmie
Alan Partridge and racist Clemmie
I can't see any stories now?? Has he deleted them?Sly stories - yep repeat of last weeks lockdown one where he says or suggest “duck” twice, then a nice one about camel toe
ETA - ignore me. I think my Insta was having a moment. They're there!
“Oh Simon, you’re such a hoot, with your flip flops and socks”. Said no one EVER!!!
Sad, desperate f*cker!
Sad, desperate f*cker!
I dont know what you trolls think but I’m thinking Glen gives Sly his pocket money on the first Tuesday of the month
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So this is what gifted chocolate looks like:
Made me giggle.I dont know what you trolls think but I’m thinking Glen gives Sly his pocket money on the first Tuesday of the month
Is this what your sister won? Wowzer
Ocado were gifting those a while back.
I got a free tea towel from them last year. I've heard of flowers recently and Toblerone on mumsnet.
I got one for each order for I think 4 weeks.
Yep. She was happy and called me whilst she was "unboxing" . They have a Christmas decoration competition running too now.Is this what your sister won? Wowzer
Guys just in case anyone missed it...ITS SLYS MONEY THAT PAYS FOR THE SCHOOL SHOES!
Hun those performing monkeys have earned enough money to have new school shoes every week for the rest of their school lives! It’s THEIR money because that’s what brought in the ££. Without them you and your racist wife wouldn’t have had anything like the exposure, got sponsorships and book deals. They are the ones keeping you in your Burton jeans you wanker.
Also nice haircut Sly did @Axatogrind hit a nerve with the Mr Whippy post?
Hun those performing monkeys have earned enough money to have new school shoes every week for the rest of their school lives! It’s THEIR money because that’s what brought in the ££. Without them you and your racist wife wouldn’t have had anything like the exposure, got sponsorships and book deals. They are the ones keeping you in your Burton jeans you wanker.
Also nice haircut Sly did @Axatogrind hit a nerve with the Mr Whippy post?
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