Father of Daughters #40 they’ve gone completely rogue

[Dogmuck]

oh god I just went on his stories whilst eating my dinner and immediately regurgitated upon seeing that crotch shot of him whilst cycling

I do wonder what the companies get out of it. I doubt anyone with the taste or inclination to spend ££££ is looking on the house of hooper for inspo

Yeah @Tattlingpineapple that should
have come with a warning

 

[houseofhoop]

Why is he taking his daughter to his doctor's appointment in the middle of a pandemic?

Oh bless @Dogmuck hes trying to prove to you it was broken miss it really was look I’ve got the X-ray from the nice doctor man

 

[Dogmuck]

Oh bless @Dogmuck hes trying to prove to you it was broken miss it really was look I’ve got the X-ray from the nice doctor man

Did he really wait for 5 weeks to go to the doctors? If his content wasn’t pre-recorded bullshit then maybe we’d have seen it at its worst...I believe he’s still talking tit

ETA - he announced his broken finger on 7/11 (that’s 11/7 for our American trolls ) that’s just over 2 weeks ago! Fod! You left us hanging for 3 weeks before you shared that info with us Did it not fit in with all the crazy diy and crap content tit!

 

[Tattlingpineapple]

The kids are on show again!!! Oh and he's trying to sound wise again. We should start a collection and do a calendar with his crappy quotes "the past has gone and the future is unwritten - January 1st"

 

[Dogmuck]

Told ya he was fudging them back in! ALL of them the grifting continues. There will be an upsurge in his figures today.

 

[Blahblahbuzzy]

The kids are on show again!!! Oh and he's trying to sound wise again. We should start a collection and do a calendar with his crappy quotes "the past has gone and the future is unwritten - January 1st"

Thought-provoking musings and crotch cycling shots... fod's really spoiling us today

 

[Rosieee]

Aaaannd the girls are back! Pathetic

 

[Author123]

Cos.he.can.fudge.them.in.and.then.talk.about.himself! So he’s on the mental health gig again but I think he just wanted to show us his new bike. Any tags on that?

That is not a cheap bike- we’re talking several thousand pounds. On the plus side I’m 90% sure it won’t have been gifted (I’m basing this on the fact that this company sponsors pro bike teams and I’ve only ever seen it gift stuff to people associated with the pro bike racing world and not random has-been dads...) which would explain why not tagged.

Please don’t judge me for my geeky bike knowledge

 

[Axatogrind]

It's nice that he can go out for long bike rides on his own. As much as he keeps repeating "make time for yourself", that just isn't an option for an awful lot of people, but I doubt he'd know about that or care.

 

[Lipsofchicken]

It’s almost as if he wants some one to break into his house and steal his bike. Why on earth would you advertise your belongings to potential theives like that. We all know where he lives and the layout of his house

 

[Dogmuck]

Anyone else think what a bizarre juxtaposition his story about mental health, self care and “me time” is versus his how much “I’ve loved 2020 for all the time I’ve spent with my family post”? What a weird little man!

Also he literally must never be off his phone for content. Who the duck takes video footage at the hospital and digs it out for later content! He’s not been present with his family, he sees every private family moment as an opportunity to grift. It’s disgusting behaviour, never mind all this “oh you’re such a great dad” - you’re absolutely the worst kind of dad Sly, the dad who monetises his kids

 

[Pocahontas]

Watched his stories. Lycra crotch shot and rainbow glaucoma glasses Pleased to see he’s still got it.

 

[Dogmuck]

That is not a cheap bike- we’re talking several thousand pounds. On the plus side I’m 90% sure it won’t have been gifted (I’m basing this on the fact that this company sponsors pro bike teams and I’ve only ever seen it gift stuff to people associated with the pro bike racing world and not random has-been dads...) which would explain why not tagged.

Please don’t judge me for my geeky bike knowledge

Yep even to my unspecialised bike knowledge eyes I can tell is a mega bike, looks super professional like the one you see in velodromes at competition level. It’s defo new as it’s not the one he’s been on previously and he’s taken so many photos of it...it’s cringe

 

[houseofhoop]

It’s almost as if he wants some one to break into his house and steal his bike. Why on earth would you advertise your belongings to potential theives like that. We all know where he lives and the layout of his house

Cos of this:
‘Ya look at meeeeeeee, I’m totally awesome, my life is like, so much better than yours ya’

 

[LuBiLu]

Oooooooo

 

[Mustard]

That Home Stories account has less than 6k followers.

 

[Bizziebody]

Cos of this:
‘Ya look at meeeeeeee, I’m totally awesome, my life is like, so much better than yours ya’

Great minds and all that, he is such a wanker show offmaybe the fucktard is going to compete in a triathlon.

 

[Dogmuck]

That Home Stories account has less than £6k followers.

Not any more...6002! They had less than 5k earlier the power of the SODs

 

[LuBiLu]

It must be killing them that they cannot block and delete that comment.

 

[Dogmuck]

It must be killing them that they cannot block and delete that comment.

It’s so graciously done too and her comment after to the hunz attacking her! Respect to that person