Maybe someone needs to #gift her a flask? Who the fk goes for a “walk” and takes a camping stove, a gas canister and 2 saucepans, fancy bowls, cups and all the paraphernalia to store and carry the soup and sandwiches...I think they may have had company, cos two saucepans full of soups for 2 is quite a stretch! I’ve taken less on a camping weekend for 5! Clearly not walkers, all the gear and no idea!
And onto Sly - I see he just followed an insta account called “take a shite” - it’s very much like the old Viz top tip page. Hello
future Fod content 
His lack of imagination is what’s gonna kill his account
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......... But TBH, even as a youngster and watching the Advent contraption being made, I do recall thinking something along the lines of 'my, that looks a right faff, but it's certainly unique!'. Actually, and in solidarity with you, if it does take off in your vicinity then would you like me to make one for our home as part of our family's festive decorations? Hey, maybe we could start a trend, and dare I say it ....... become 'tastemakers'! 
. But it would be kind of entertaining to see what equipment she buys. That's all I had for my 2 weeks solo trip in Scotland. One pot and that was enough.