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Oh, this is going to be the new ‘under my breath’ word, for work (very quietly), rest and play. For any other Key Stage 1 educators out there ..... isn’t such a shame that despite demonstrating a digraph followed by a split digraph, it’s unlikely that ‘chode’ will feature on the imminent phonics assessment!
I’m guessing that he is blissfully unaware of its definition?My teenage daughter calls her teenage brother this
Swim Tits' sea swimming tips should include:
1. Coping strategies for when your photographer can't make it that day
2. Swimsuits - how many is too many?
3. How to hold in your pee at the water's edge
4. A guide to bleating on about body positivity to mask the fact that you're not actually swimming
5. How to choose the most impractical items/materials to pair with your swimsuit
I'm sure there are others....
1. Coping strategies for when your photographer can't make it that day
2. Swimsuits - how many is too many?
3. How to hold in your pee at the water's edge
4. A guide to bleating on about body positivity to mask the fact that you're not actually swimming
5. How to choose the most impractical items/materials to pair with your swimsuit
I'm sure there are others....
I've got some tips for weirdo non swimming Red Lady.
Wear your socks with a pair of swim fins (stops blisters)
Put your swim goggles on before your bathing cap.
Get all that hair stuffed into the bathing cap.
Now get in the forking ocean and SWim.
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Wear your socks with a pair of swim fins (stops blisters)
Put your swim goggles on before your bathing cap.
Get all that hair stuffed into the bathing cap.
Now get in the forking ocean and SWim.
🩱🩱I feel like ‘getting wet’ is key... but what would I know?Swim Tits' sea swimming tips should include:
1. Coping strategies for when your photographer can't make it that day
2. Swimsuits - how many is too many?
3. How to hold in your pee at the water's edge
4. A guide to bleating on about body positivity to mask the fact that you're not actually swimming
5. How to choose the most impractical items/materials to pair with your swimsuit
I'm sure there are others....
‘sea swimming tips’....just get in the bleeping sea and swim, it’s not that hard
Yawn. She hasn't tackled Winter yet? I'll carry on taking tips from the real swimmers. Of which there are loads of accounts: swim socks, gloves, hat, half wet suit ..... I could go on with MY tips.
Don’t you be coming here with your crazy maverick ideas! Swimming? Wet? Just plain wrong!I feel like ‘getting wet’ is key... but what would I know?
Pose with a cup that has no actual warm drink in it?Swim Tits' sea swimming tips should include:
1. Coping strategies for when your photographer can't make it that day
2. Swimsuits - how many is too many?
3. How to hold in your pee at the water's edge
4. A guide to bleating on about body positivity to mask the fact that you're not actually swimming
5. How to choose the most impractical items/materials to pair with your swimsuit
I'm sure there are others....
Is she planning on swimming the English Chanel?
I was just going to make a tea joke and you beat me to it!Pose with a cup that has no actual warm drink in it?
Swim tip: make sure your après non-swim drink is in an instagrammable mug.
I don’t know about you lot but I’d love to see some more of her high end “gifts”. I get all the feels when a privileged woman endorses any item that comes her way free of charge, it’s so raw, real and achievable for the general population in the throes of a pandemic...
Hey guys, guys!! Did you know that Sarah was the editor of Red magazine? Also you’d never guess, they had Claudia Winkleman on the front cover, again you’re never guess. We’ve only had four or five posts about it and umpteen stories.
duck my life!!!!
duck my life!!!!
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Oh duck me yes!!!
Oh please, please do! This gave me the biggest unexpected laugh out loud of today.
To quote the gorgeous Clint Eastwood, or rather Harry Callahan, ‘Go ahead, make my day’ .......
Second vote here
You’re gagging for a new burner aren’t ya?
ETA - 4th vote
The furry birkenstocks were the giveaway for me. God! It's like a real-life episode of mean girls: Kent Cretins; The Chodes; The wannabes; the desperadoes; the 'big I am (or the 'big we are!'). Complete twats the lots of them. Dressing alike and being each other pockets. ALL.THE.TIME. Oh, and f***ing lying about it! I wouldn't be surprised if old Sly and swim tits are the pally-pals, and old Glen is pushed out! 
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