Dreadfully boring blog.
Her skin is so sun-damaged.
She doesn't feel like buying anything in Manchester. Probably because there is not an affiliate link attached and Chanel won't give her a discount.
Someone helpfully said in the comments she should look for the bag on the Real Real, they work with influencers.
Flogs a dress and says she feels like Belle from Disney. I no longer feel bad for saying she is a Disney princess wannabe. I was right.
She bought another basket bag. Can I still call her Bo Peep now that she has admitted to being Belle? Dare I even conflate the weighty Belle and Bo Peep issues?
We go to Dalesford - again! Do they have an 'arrangement' with Dalesford to advertise? I wonder...
She bought a book about estate management. Likens it to what would have been useful for the estate manager of Downton Abbey. It is for the cottage - because this is what one reads on a weekend away.
I think she secretly wants CharChar to read it.
The book explains how to collect rates and taxes, among other things, for landlords my darlings. Milady must be excited at that thought. Soon she will be manifesting again.
The sofa has new scatter cushions and the existing cushions have all been perched in characteristic Josefiend no clue style - on their sides like sails set in the wind. The sofa looks ready to take off. I do wonder where the guests will sit with all the pillows.
Charlie does some mansplaining.
We end in the sunflower field where she uses her usual hand above her forehead pose, gazing out on the horizon.
That's it my darlings.