Here we go, Flogmas day 23. Heads up guys- it’s the scariest day of her life. (I mean, to be fair it probably was pretty high up there in the list of scary things to happen...!)
*We begin with a shot of the pool in HoHo, where she’s not allowed to film. Naturally. She had a lovely swim. She went in her pyjamas........
*There’s a Christmas shop in Stratford so she’ll pop in there later... and we all know how that turns out...
*Quick AD for a puffer coat. The Aff link is down below darlings!
*They’ve been in the HoHo Home store and SHOCK HORROR they’ve bought stuff for themselves! Again. They’ve bought 4 cushions. Charlie suggested getting 3 different ones, which actually look good compared to what it would have looked like if you’d bought 4 matching ones darling. Maybe you should listen to him more often.....?
*she’s really struggling to speak with all those big teeth in her mouth this morning.
*she really can’t wait to get rid of the beige furniture that actually looks quite nice in that room. Keep your eyes out on eBay...
*HAS SHE ACTUALLY BOUGHT HIM A “LORD” TITLE??!?! No words.... sorry... no actual words...
No link below, guys, cos I think she may have actually bought it herself!
Darling is gutted that they weren’t automatically made Lord and Lady when they moved in to the AREA OF OUTSTANDING NATURAL BEAUTY.
Guys, she’s treating it as a joke but we all know this is serious.... and to be fair it’s the nearest they’ll get to gentrification!!
*it’s a few hours later now. She’s driven to Stratford. On her own it seems. And just a side note: when you’re driving somewhere you’ve not been before, you don’t know where to go, and the sun is in your eyes, maybe stop
bleeping vlogging and talking to the camera??? Absolute stupid moron.
*she’s traumatised from the parking. Spoiler darling, it’s about to get a whole lot worse...
Skipped forward. She’s still going on about trying to park. Deep breath - yes, get ready love.... she’s so dull, can we skip to knifeman now?
*a Peter Rabbit shop! Magical!
*she’s in a Christmas shop. Everything is adorable.
*another shot of the high street. 🥱. Hurry up and get to the only bit of any interest in this vlog please.
*2 more minutes of how “magical” it is.
* we now have a warning telling us she’s about to talk about “the incident”. Guys, if seeing her locked in a toilet makes you distressed I’d skip this bit.
*Right ok. Let’s break this down. So she’s called Charlie and her Mum to drive to a place where there’s a man wandering around with a knife. Even though she’d driven there herself. I mean, I have no idea what I’d do in this situation but it seems a bit odd. She’s now locked in Jack Wills. “What do you do in this situation?” She asks? Well in your case love you’d probably start shopping....
Teeth are in danger of popping out, FYI. I’d be more concerned with that to be honest.
*so she’s now left the shop, people walking around outside freely, which the police WOULD NOT LET YOU DO IF IT WAS DANGEROUS, and yet she then goes and locks herself in the Starbucks toilet?! I mean.
The girl is an absolute joke! What a drama Queen. I take back what I said about feeling sorry for her...(am sure I said that at one point.)
*excellent Princess Diana eyes around the 15’28 mark if anyone’s interested....Gnashers update: still could fall out at any time...
she has “drips of sweat” going down her back... yes love, that’s cos you’ve locked yourself in a Starbucks lav wearing a duvet coat that would make a polar bear hot....
But hey it’s ok, charlie and her mum are coming now. She’s too scared to go out of the toilet but she’s happy for them to wander the streets looking for her. Selfish
witch.
*also, GET OUT OF THE DISABLED TOILET YOU SPOILT BRAT. Someone might actually need it. God she’s making me furious. Entitled, spoilt little madam. Everyone is walking around outside fine but she’s being a little diva. Fucks sake.
*she’s back home now. Phew. Now we get the long story. AGAIN. For someone that scared and in so much danger, she couldn’t actually describe what the person looked like...
*she feels sorry for the staff in the jewellery shop. Yes love. Cos they were in the real danger. Not you. Ffs.
*she’s sorry that it’s been such a downer and that’s not what you come to her channel for. No love, they usually get a string of ADs so at least this was something different. Even if was a bit scary. (But not scary enough to warrant sitting in a disabled loo hiding).
*Moaning that nothing ever happened in Brixton the 8 years they lived there, but this has happened in the AONB. Oh poor them. Had better move back to london then hadn’t you.
*she’s going to have a beige microwave meal now. The end.