Here we go! Flogmas in the Flogswolds - day 22!
*it’s a Mac n cheese beige special by the looks of it!
*we begin with the irritating dog talk. Luckily doesn’t last long. She’s in her beige jumper and leggings again! Anyone seen a dress recently?! She’s still got some gifts to buy - maybe cos you only bought stuff for yourself on the shopping trip yesterday?!
*she is gonna do cleaning and tidying so we’re in for a treat! She’s also got LOADS of deliveries to open. Poor darling hasn’t had time to look at the latest load of stuff for ebay.
*oh, and we’re shilling those drawer stacker things again! Cos once wasn't boring enough. She also wants to do some baking and go for a walk. So tonight it’s dinner at HoHo - I don’t blame you darling, it sounds like an exhausting day you’ve got planned...
*flogging the Amazon boots and leggings again. So many ads in the first 5 mins
*out for a walk in the rain now. Charlie looks JUST like someone who googled “what to wear in the English countryside” and then bought all the ridiculous clothes and wore them all together...
Zooming in on other people’s houses -nice.
*back home now from the boringest walk known to man. They’ve just noticed all the windows look different. I mean, they’ve only lived there for 9 months.
*skipped through the dull garden yawnfest. Now it’s another dog bath. I’m guessing the walk/wash the dogs thing is the only content she can think of to film that isn’t an advert. Fast forward again... 🥱
*the velvetiser is back!!!! You know. The one that deffo WASN'T gifted! That one.
*more dog chat. Can someone wake me up when something vaguely interesting actually happens?? She must be short of stuff to promote today!!
*Ahh back to the washing machine. That’s not been advertised for a few days. She doesn’t know what the eco setting is. Wonders if anyone knows?? Hey you know what would know? The instruction book! But then I suppose you couldn’t have featured it on the vlog by doing that.
*more ugly uncomfortable looking chairs in the “entrance hall”. She’s done some unboxing. That’s a lot of stuff to cart over to the Moathouse or whatever it is that Chibby lives in... if anyone wants any cashmere socks they will be on eBay soon... Her mouth is watering at the food she’s been sent. Watch those teeth darling. They’ll slip out...
*she is wrapping gifts. She’s decided to stick bits of the garden on the wrapping. Lots of swallowing and teeth licking going on. Must be a bad-teeth day.
*ahhh some clothes to advertise.. wonder if they will have any colou- Oh. No, it’s white. Get those boots in the shot again in the mirror.
*so she’s about to make Mac and cheese. What happened to the trip to HoHo for dinner??
*another white top, this one with ugly pearls that makes her look like a granny. So exactly the look she was after
. Annnnnd, another white top! God she’s dull. Anyway, look out for these 3 tops on eBay soon darlings!
*Ahh, she’s talking about her Christmas plans. ARRGHH STOP SWALLOWING THE SALIVA. God her mouth is annoying. They’ve got a lot of beige food to get through now. Doesn’t talk about what they will do for Christmas now. Probs cos they’re gonna rule-break.
*she’s just watered a fake plant.
(it does not look like a real plant)
*Mac and cheese time!!!! I mean, seriously, does this girl ever eat anything else??? And does she actually eat it??
dig at the house boy cos he needs the whole milk for a recipe. When will he learn his place?? She’s making a “festive” one today. Now she’s using the cheese that Charlie has done an ad with, so is this a hidden ad?? I mean, she wouldn’t give ANY company free advertising would she?? She’s adding cranberries. Interesting.
MORE SALIVA SWALLOWING.
*Chef-boy’s got a glove for grating things with. Secretly quite like that.
He’s making a toastie. Am I losing my mind or is him talking about how to grate cheese the most interesting thing that’s happened so far in this vlog?
*Shes finally finished the #festivemacandcheese. The problem with madam being jealous of Charlie’s cooking and trying to compete is that it gets a bit dull when she can only make one thing.
It looks gross. Where’s all the sauce? Well that was a lovely 37’27
QUESTION OF THE DAY: why didn’t they go to HoHo for dinner??!
with that red sweater whatever it is would make this look sooo cute! That teddy coat has to go. But now- let’s add beige and just make it granny. Even my late grandma had better sense of style and she was 82 when she passed.
