EmmyLou Loves #89 The return of Hoochylou, mumma's hips don't lie but her scales sure do

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Massive congrats Mslane

Send us your farken address, we'll turn up with some oxtail spew and some catch ya pepe and have a party for you
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Lawd now I want her to buy some so we can hear her forgetting what they're called - Braaaaaaad! Look at my new Golden Grease *scrunched face* Golden Guts *blank stare* ah fuck I don' farken know I just brought these fancy fucken noo shoes *giggle*

‘golden guts’ ‘fancy fucken noo shoes’ stop it

 

[OhMyLou]

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How have the seams of this trench not buckled under all that arm pressure

 

[AJAYA]

Officer, the only crime here is the fashion…
Oh and putting a finger on everything in the kitchen

And putting the wrong wipes down there

 

[YankeeRoo]

No she didnnnnnnnnnnnnn't!!!!

She sure did!!!!!

 

[MeowbahCanGoRot]

Thread suggestion #90

blubbering on studio 10 about crime
Soon she’ll be on the shelves at woollies on the label prime

She has a fancy word now for her bum hole meal and calls it stew

She acts all brainy on tv but she really doesn’t have a clue

 

[MeowbahCanGoRot]

Is this the babe she was hiding from us in the US? Is this love

 

[Bubs Flaps]

Is she ready to garrote him if he steps away? Looks like she's got a grip on that chain.

I was thinking the same thing. Keeping him on a leash

 

[Director of Mugs]

Farking oxtail

 

[Soft like Butter]

The pig is going to eat the plate of slop without a fork

just came to say that, she’s such a bush pig

 

[YankeeRoo]

Why have this looney tune on tv??

She offers nothing

Go home! Take Vida to Dr!! Clean ur house!

I always look like a psycho axe murderer when i eat toast too!! Not

 

[Dabble]

Yep take it easy hun. Does she realise it’s a long weekend here in Victoria, it’s her weekend and no school on Monday. Mummas going to be farken exhausted. Cue sleepover for the girls with CentrelinkSue so she can bust out some moves at The Beat.

And probably like most schools has either had today or Tuesday off.

 

[hotpussy]

I would suggest that perhaps she uses them all the time in the toilet, but we know she didn’t when she splattered the bowl up bigger than the aftermath of curry night at Myer and had to call Sue Lyn for help and the fact she thinks it’s normal to have skidmarks on your g-strings tells me she doesn’t use wipes or even paper for that matter to clean the depths of despair.
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We will have to keep tabs on the total donations, when she pops up with a new pair of Jordans or expensive dress to the donation amount we know what’s happened

lol! you can sponsor other people there also with a donation..me thinks my donation might go to one of the other players...

 

[massive eye roll]

Still dying to know what happened with Jess!

Me too!!! I did ask her in a live once but surprise surprise she ignored it.

 

[YankeeRoo]

Someone should tag her, Zoe Moss, in the article lol

 

[Mslane]

Major con artist is what she is. Hope the Grannies love sering her gunt.

 

[AJAYA]

Sh

She sure did!!!!!

That is brilliant! She truly is the unwanted gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Michy02]

"Virgin found out I was on Studio 10 and gifted me flights" (or whatever she said to that affect)
VA have the corporate contract for 10.....you might not have paid for the flights but they weren't "gifted" to you, you dumb fuck.
Channel 10 would have booked them through their TMC that would be told to use VA.
It woukd have been part of their current promotion.

You can tell when she's talking through her arse, she uses the seggsy Whisper voice.

That’s makes more sense

 

[Director of Mugs]

So you don't have to deal with the rest of her mouth stories, here you go :-

Thank you so much! I just couldn't face sitting through oxtail.

 

[Buttercup725]

What in gods fuckin name is this outfit? She surely Does not own a mirror…

So extra angry today .. what’s with the parking inspector and her home? Was she saying she got fined out the front of her house? Bad luck’ love it!
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I think it is when she went to get her coffee. She said she had it in her hand.

 

[Fangit]

Podcast.....

Never thought of that. Can anyone go back a few weeks like she said and see what she was waffling on about.