Emmylou Loves #82 The human blob with no job, food in her gob, chasing knob & having a sob.

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I mean if a child wants to Google porn then they can look it up very easily. Only Fans is a site anyone can create an account and subscribe to free and paid porn. Its up to parents/care givers to monitor their internet usage and have filters for safe searching on. I’ve set up my daughters iPad and customised the parental controls, her usage is monitored and timed, she can’t buy or download apps either.
Thanks I get that I just thought OF was one of those sites kids couldn’t get into without paying for. I can imagine there is free porn etc but this rubbish I thought you would need to at least pay $1 for Christians. He couldn’t charge much more could he??? 🤦‍♀️
 
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i haven’t had special K in a while but last time I did I think the box cut up would have been nicer! Now definitely won’t if it boosts someone’s purse
Do you mean the box in her ad? Doesn’t even look like it opened she probably had some stale Special K in the pantry.
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Why am I obsessed with this advertisement? 👠
 
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Where have all the funny Tattlers gone 🥺
Sorry but that's a fucked up thing to say. Correct me if i am wrong but are we not here to share our collective opinions on EL or for your entertainment??? You want funny be the bleeping funny
 
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The favourite things post had me singing in the tune in my head :ROFLMAO:
That smoothie was ginormous. 2 scoops of protein powder - what protein powder? If I did 2 scoops of mine, I’d be getting close to 70th and of protein and that’s not a good idea in one meal. Tablespoon of peanut butter? If the table was for the BFG maybe, that was at least 1/3 of a cup if not more.
 
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Where have all the funny Tattlers gone 🥺
TBH, it’s hard to be funny all the time, particularly watching the world’s biggest cunty grifter get paid for tit even the WORST tattler could do 10,000 times better, be blessed with 3 gorgeous kids that she ignores, and all the tit she performs. Sometimes it’s just hard.
 
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Bite me 🙄🖕

Plenty of hilarious witches on here daily, maybe you just don't have a sense of yumor? 😘
I think my 🤣 emoji is just about worn out and I’m sure I have RSI from hitting it. Maybe I have TheYumor? 🤦‍♀️. That being said, you can only work with what you’re given, and given EL is a turnip a lot of the time it’s more of a facepalm 🤦‍♀️ than a 🤣
 
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