EmmyLou Loves #81 twenty seven orgasms over BBQ meat, no wonder this tubroll can't see her feet!

[Director of Mugs]

Yeah but it might give her ideas though!!! Look what happened when she started going to The Beat!

Yes! You're right. Found one for EL, as she's all about private lessons.

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[Gomi goner]

That would require Amy to focus on her kids rather than herself. Not to mention have enough interest in them to remember to apply treatment consistently.

I have it from a reliable source that when it comes to attending medical appointments made for her kids, like when Sage hurt his hand recently, she is a frequent "non-attender" meaning they never bother to show up.
This is also partly on Limpdick but if he's working... and she has all the time in the world, then it really is mostly on her and it's just further proof that she's a bleep mother.

 

[Oops I did it again]

CH is proper filth

I still cannot believe what he said in that post from yesterday. Each to their own, but that stuff should not be shared. I felt sick.

 

[Black.bird]

You are so right. I had a patch of dermatitis on my stomach for about three years. And sometimes my elbows. It would flair up every so often and never went away. Then I got bit by a spider and the urgent care doctor put me on a six day dose of steroids and antibiotics. It cleared up the bite and the dermatitis disappeared and never came back.

Also, I don't think I have asked this before but is Maccas a nickname for McDonald's? Or is it another chain of burger place? Just a confused American wondering.....

I know your question about McDs has been answered, but thought I'd add that Burger King is known as Hungry Jacks in Australia which is kind of random (it's Burger King here in NZ)! I think Aussie's Wendy's is just shakes and hot dogs ... here in NZ it's comparable to McDonald's or Burger King - but slightly better.

I used to love Jack in the Box when we visited Hawaii.

 

[Filthy and Unstable]

I think she's only going to see the show. Well that's what I am telling myself.

Nek minute

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Girlfriend got her whole body cut open and had a bunch of fat sucked out and cut off and could’ve died from infection or complications or clotting or the anaesthesia….. but a household microwave is bad. Okay fuckwit.

 

[meg_snarkle]

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My lord, please don’t give her ideas
We all know she fixates on stuff and will do anything for attention

 

[Black.bird]

The lack of a microwave still puzzles me.

I get that people are concerned about the health impacts of them, but I hardly think this could be the case for our Amy - she hardly is a 'my body is a temple' type.

And a dishwasher! Yes, they make life so much easier but I love the hygiene aspect.

 

[Buttercup725]

I know your question about McDs has been answered, but thought I'd add that Burger King is known as Hungry Jacks in Australia which is kind of random (it's Burger King here in NZ)! I think Aussie's Wendy's is just shakes and hot dogs ... here in NZ it's comparable to McDonald's or Burger King - but slightly better.

I used to love Jack in the Box when we visited Hawaii.

If I need a fast breakfast out, Jack is it for me.
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And a dishwasher! Yes, they make life so much easier but I love the hygiene aspect.

Hygiene? She doesn't know the word.

 

[Director of Mugs]

And a dishwasher! Yes, they make life so much easier but I love the hygiene aspect.

And a dryer! It's so handy when you have days of wet weather.

 

[Limpy Love]

duck me, how delusional is this woman??

No belt, especially a Gucci, is going to fit around that Frankengut unless it comes with an extender.

 

[Michy02]

Yes! You're right. Found one for EL, as she's all about private lessons.

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Private FREE lessons!
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[cashedupbogan]

Burger King is known as Hungry Jacks in Australia which is kind of random (it's Burger King here in NZ)!

Because the guy that started the restaurants here in Australia is called Jack

 

[makeitstop]

Yes! You're right. Found one for EL, as she's all about private lessons.

Solo Burlesque Act Development — Maison Burlesque

Maison Burlesque is Australia's Largest Burlesque Academy based in Melbourne, Victoria. The adult dance school caters to artists and performers keen to dive into a solo performance artist career. With special workshops and a regular Solo Showcase, opportunities to strut your stuff on the stage are a

www.maisonburlesque.com.au

I would love her to take up pole dancing

 

[Whiskers1]

Oh sweetheart, Gucci belts were almost 10 years ago now but good effort for trying. It will appeal to your bogan, tacky audience though.

She probably saw them on DHgate anyway.
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If she’s grossed out by Braaaaads tongue she’s going to be in a rude awakening if she sees what Mr Hulls been getting up to on his OF
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Not that anyone would subscribe to their mates OF but surely he talks about it. I’m. Still not convinced she’s going to visit him.

I thought she was going in the school holidays?
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That Nike top she's wearing (Did she nick it from C's wardrobe?!) Looks like the Great Barrier Reef threw up on it.

 

[Gorgeous Bewdiful Magical]

Girlfriend got her whole body cut open and had a bunch of fat sucked out and cut off and could’ve died from infection or complications or clotting or the anaesthesia….. but a household microwave is bad. Okay fuckwit.

I’ve just noticed your user name and avatar - THE BEST

 

[Oops I did it again]

I would love her to take up pole dancing

I’d like to see tap or Irish dancing

 

[Bizziebody]

Can she please just SHUT UP, she would even screech away in her sleep with her inane drivel & that dumb arse giggle.

 

[Gomi goner]

I’d like to see tap or Irish dancing

Ah you know our gal, next obsession will be belly dancing

 

[Filthy and Unstable]

I would love her to take up pole dancing

Would you though? Really?