EmmyLou Loves #81 twenty seven orgasms over BBQ meat, no wonder this tubroll can't see her feet!

[veganchickenwings]

Pretty good chance that one of those cars is parked illegally...

One of them certainly is! Road Rule 208 states
The driver must position the vehicle to face—

(a) in the direction of travel of vehicles in the marked lane or line of traffic on, or next to, the part of the road where the driver parks;

If they’re both facing different directions then one of them is doing the wrong thing

 

[Msoscyq]

Sorry Fezza’s, but I really want the cardigan.
Anyone seen something similar anywhere?

Have a look at Kip and Co - they have oversized cardigans. I've got one I nabbed on clearance at the end of last winter.

 

[cashedupbogan]

Can you say more?

I'll just say that Dundas and Fawcett is part of a large hospitality group, my friend who does business with the owner happened to be there one weekend.

Edited to add, omg I'm a VIP now!!

 

[TwentyTwentyWon]

Sorry Fezza’s, but I really want the cardigan.
Anyone seen something similar anywhere?

Don’t you do it! Or we’ll have to put you in the naughty corner for a time out. No double yoker muffins for you. Unless of course you do a photo shoot on your local zebra crossing in your new cardi and maybe wear a fedora.

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

That's how I understood it. See Emmylou does think of others. View attachment 2103456

So she has one car parked illegally, it’s actually parked on the wrong side of the road to be facing in the opposite direction. Hope she gets a fine.

 

[HumptyDumptyLou]

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again… AS A BARE MINIMUM you should know when styles are available to purchase!!! My god this woman drives me up the bleeping wall. She’s just so dumb!!

This!
This right here pisses me off so much. I know it’s irrational but can she have an ounce of professionalism FFS?
It’s bad enough that she thinks she can’t wear ZM now that she’s skinny *snort* but she should at least know the BASICS of whateverTF they’re shooting.
Clearly she’s way too important to remember the basic details and why would her basic followers care, they buy her crap anyway?

 

[villanellebaby]

So glad Mumma had her hair and make up done! She looks same as always....

Super Fat and hideous, with a side of crazy!!


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her makeup actually looks terrible - what was the point of having it done?? What a waste of time and money. and the hair too, now that I think about it..
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So those three new pairs of shoes she bought the other day are for the “models” right? Good to know. Because these boots look PPPPRRRETTTYY NEW to me…but they’re for the models, not you, right, Amylou?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I hope the models also have ridiculously large feet.

 

[Wot Now?]

The thing is, it won't matter how much weight she loses. She will still be porky. She just is. She is too old to fix that skin and she doesn't know how to dress. None of that matters but she bases her worth on it.
Please may I share Vida with whomever adopts her. I have ponies and crafts.

 

[Director of Mugs]

So excited!

 

[makeitstop]

Great youthful skin for the big birthday!! Lmao NOT!!!! She looks 102!

I am 46, no forehead wrinkles! She has forehead crevices!!!

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The sun damage around her eyes is really bad, she needs a sunglasses paid partnership oh wait she does have one.

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

One of the tea pages someone made a comment about a now deleted yolk story - what’s that about??

You guys have been busy - I go to a Screaming Jets show and wake up 8 pages behind!

 

[FeelsLikeBudder]

Anyone know how to make this happen?

Im guessing it’s Probably a link to the Pink Wiki.

 

[Director of Mugs]

Im guessing it’s Probably a link to the Pink Wiki.

Speaking of pink

 

[YankeeRoo]

Mumma has a new WART? To support!! Lmao

 

[KmartByron]

Sorry Fezza’s, but I really want the cardigan.
Anyone seen something similar anywhere?

I’m sorta with you, loving these colours. However, for the mark-up that will eventually be put on this thing, I’d expect to see the colours all line up on the back.

 

[Cooking in my bra]

Speaking of pinkView attachment 2103688

The ZM winter range inspired by Tracey's Cuts 'n Things.

 

[Butt3rfly]

Speaking of pinkView attachment 2103688

Where’s her neck?

 

[hotpussy]

I’m sorta with you, loving these colours. However, for the mark-up that will eventually be put on this thing, I’d expect to see the colours all line up on the back.
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Looks like an old cAmping blanket…

 

[snarky mcsnark face]

Speaking of pinkView attachment 2103688

I love this outfit actually