Emmylou Loves #80 Hates her kids and bins with lids, and now her g-strings all have skids

[Limpy Love]

When it comes to LazyLou it takes a lot to shock me, however the suckling pig and TT in the same week is unforgivable.
Is there anyone on this earth who is more tone deaf to what is going on outside Instagram?

 

[meg_snarkle]

Ok I have a genuine question! Why does everyone hate her so much? I mean the dancing the crops I get it BUT I’ve never seen so much hate towards someone! I watch her daily and yes some of her stuff I find cringey as faarrrrrk but is there more to it? Am I missing something? Help a sis out!

I can’t speak for everyone but I found her annoying but tolerable until around 18 months ago. There was a shift when her relationship broke down. Her personality seemed to morph into an ego maniacal, arrogant self obsessed twit. Now she’s a really hard watch for me.

The giggling, dancing vids, vats of oily food, mountains of meat, laughing at nothing whatsoever and eye fucking herself now makes me rage more than it should.

Oh and turning the most mundane activity into an instructional video. Here’s how to make a rissole. Come back soon and I’ll show you how to buy potatoes at the markets.

 

[Michy02]

I’ve only been following 18 ish months so I don’t know much about the NYC trip apart from that she went with Christian Hull and was there to get dance lessons for her 40th paid ticket bday party. She had a mental health issue I’m not sure what happened exactly. But again - overseas holiday for dance lessons it’s absolutely ridiculous!

We are going to be treated to daily preparation for her bday! Someone needs to start a Bingo Card!

* Colonic
* IV vitamins lady
* nails
* minge wax
* eyebrow tint
* spray tan
* grifted Bianca and Bridget dress
* ugly new shoes
* more dance lessons 🪩
* ugly jewellery

And anymore to add

Will she be doing the pier dance at her birthday party??? Let us hope
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Aww Anthony has posted his BFF at the movie!

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

So you buy tickets for a show on the day you are going and then complain they are in the back row??? Tell me you want TL to grift you front row tickets without telling me you want him to grift you front row tickets!!!

 

[emmyglue]

Forgive me for stating the obvious, but she is absolutely repulsive. I’m shocked she exists. How is this real?

 

[hotpussy]

It’s the way she ditches her kids at the drop of a free movie ticket, spends hundreds and thousands on herself and neglects her kids, spends a lot of time with parasite “mates” partying it up and her obvious dislike for being a parent. She’s manic then depressed, attention seeking then coy, has no friends as she’s always got to be the centre of attention, her quest and obsession for Fame has been at the cost of her family.

Don’t forget the planned suicide in NYC for attention after she spent rhe family money on a shopping trip there!!

 

[Oxtail_spew]

Oodies would have been perfect but hey wouldn't want to cut into Lou's self spending budget....

Right? We are by no means flush, we are struggling like all families, but my kids got the gorgeous Kmart version of the oodie and a Cadbury egg set from the bunny and pyjamas, earrings for my girls and a robot for my lad and another egg from me and their step-Dad. Didn’t break the bank and they are now sorted for our cold Victorian winter. It’s just not bloody hard!!!

 

[Oxtailstew]

Feast your eyes

 

[Sunshineandfreestuff]

Looks like it’s the premiere of ‘Air’ tonight.
Will Melbourne’s biggest Basketball Fangirl and crop top loving influencer get an invite

Apparently our gal is attending and after DA BOIZ are stopping by which is why she has spent the afternoon making 50kgs of meat slop for them. Don’t worry she had time to give Vida a piece of stale bread for a snack.

 

[YankeeRoo]

The bit the G String missed?? Under her nails

 

[FeelsLikeBudder]

Did someone say it was Anthony’s jumper? Or was that a joke?

I did. It was a joke
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Ok I have a genuine question! Why does everyone hate her so much? I mean the dancing the crops I get it BUT I’ve never seen so much hate towards someone! I watch her daily and yes some of her stuff I find cringey as faarrrrrk but is there more to it? Am I missing something? Help a sis out!

Maybe it depends on how long you’ve been watching her shitshow. The longer you watch the more you realise how much she lies and the absolute bullshit she spouts. A lot of ppl find her treatment or lack thereof of TheChildren™️ appalling. She seems to be able to push ppls buttons and not in a good way.

 

[party pack]

Check out the subject email from Zoe moss wtf haha also this looks like jail house chic’

 

[Filthy and Unstable]

Fucking LL has more front than Myers!!

She is flexing about taking the Salad Sister to a Vietnamese restaurant.

Fuck me dead StupidLou, your sister was born in Vietnam, from Vietnamese parents and probably cooks better than anyone at the restaurant.

I think Treena has her own successful, actual Vietnamese restaurant in Margaret River? So if I’m correct, this makes even more of a moron of EL. More fool all those around EL who don’t use their loud voices and tell her to stop, it’s not that hard

 

[AJAYA]

And strap her boobs up.


2 May.

Since finding out I share the same birthday as her, I no longer acknowledge May the 2nd

 

[gemmagucci]

What on earth is this outfit?
And Lazylou- no one is falling for this sudden loving mother caper you have on. Must be the ‘mother’ personality coming out today. Tomorrow it will be the African dance queen personality.

 

[notgifted]

Fuck me Fezzas, I’m 39 next week, was I supposed to be indulging in selfish beauty treatments all last month? Get my cat waxed to an inch if it’s life? Hoe down on some big veiny pork sword in the back alley at the Beat or what??

I best be telling my family 10 times a day about my special day coming up.

She really is something else this lump.
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OMFG. I thought @AJAYA picture was a photoshopped one until I saw @Oxtailstew pictures.

Look at the size of that head and shoulders!!!!!

I'm sure a few fezzas will update their avatars tonight.

It’s fucking scary hey
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Fark Fezzas, my new profile pic is kinda scaring me

 

[singsweetnightingale]

So not only does she have delusions about the size she is, she is now buying clothes/ letting her leave the house in clothes that are too small for C. These look like underwear, she’s 10.. Do better Amy!

 

[Buttercup725]

The audacity of this attention seeking narcissistic cunt.
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She thinks she is so current and cool. She is the opposite. She is cringeworthy.

 

[Chickinabiz]

Just in on the HS website:
"Troubled North Melbourne midfielder Tarryn Thomas made an appearance at the movie premiere of Air, the story about how Nike signed basketball legend Michael Jordan.
Thomas, who has been stood down by the club, looked to be in good spirits alongside friends at Village Cinemas Jam Factory on Monday night."

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Every time she says “ohhhhhh mahhhhh garrrrrrrrd” I get one centimetre closer to cutting off my own ears.