Emmylou Loves #80 Hates her kids and bins with lids, and now her g-strings all have skids

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Fancy excitedly cooking a fucking stew all day for her crew who took the free tickets and ran away straight after.El, you have NO friends.Wake up, those kids are only young for such a little time.Make them your priority.Now..
 
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cashedupbogan

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Why does a 44 year old woman need a Miffy plush toy for? We've got some more issues here.

Vegan Easter eggs are always triple the price of Cadbury eggs so I reckon she was just being a fucking tight arse
There's a big health food store at her beloved South Melb Market, even the supermarkets have them now, what a selfish cow.
 
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She gave her kids sausages for Easter Sunday dinner yet here she is spending per session at least $400 on her fat head.
 
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Cooking in my bra

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Not content with just cooking in her bra, she moved on without warning to eating lunch in her bra.
Why am I not enough?
It never occured to me that she would expand her "in my bra" activities, what a lost opportunity. I could have been "Cooking, eating and talking shit in my bra".
 
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b!tch_eating_crackers

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I think she takes the kids to the market before school because she's genuinely incapable of just being a normal mum with them. Unless there's some planned activity where she can disengage from her kids by shoving her head in her phone, she doesn't want to do it. So if they've got 45 minutes up their sleeve before school drop off, rather than just chat about their lives, do a reader, whatever normal things families do in the morning, she has to fill it with SOMETHING because she's manic and cannot parent normally.

I also don't hate her. I hate her in the way that maybe I'd hate a tv character - it's enjoyable to watch someone so despicable and duplicitous but it has no impact on my day or life in any way, whatsoever.

I will however compile an off the top of my head list of reasons I think she's genuinely a cunt of a thing -

her decade long quest to be famous. Not for any skill, talent or out of the ordinary quality that she possesses, simply because she wants notoriety and to be a celebrity., She's almost 44 years old. That's very strange behaviour. That this pursuit of fame has come at enormous personal expense both in monetary figures and time has left her in unstable housing, with very little security for her family; it's a decade of pure selfishness that seems to have no ending in sight.
her complete unwillingness to ever improve herself in the areas in which she wishes to be famous for. So she auditioned for MasterChef and didn't get on, did she do any kind of formal cooking training after that? To brush up on skills, to improve knowledge and then have a crack at auditioning again? Of course not. So she wanted to be a presenter, but that never happened. Most starting out presenters and journalists write and research their own stories. She is borderline illiterate. So did she seek to improve those skills to make herself more appealing as a presenter? Has she worked on her pronunciation, her vocabulary, or any single professional skill that might help her achieve her goals? Nup. Course not.
She plagiarised a recipe in a book deal with an actual reputable publisher and then fabricated a woe is me story of a stalker when the shit hit the fan
She financially profited from a global pandemic selling non-fit-for-purpose face shields at an enormous markup
She financially and emotionally abused her defacto partner for years and years, lauding over him that she was the bread winner and making huge financial decisions without his input or knowledge. This entire scenario was so manipulative and grim and if the genders were opposite it would've been called out for the callous, abusive environment that 99% of their relationship played out in.
She's a shithouse, neglectful mother who abandons her children at every given opportunity. I'm all about adults remaining being adults and having a great time in capacities away from their roles as parents, but the general misery in which she's perpetually in when required to parent vs the unbridled joy she has when they're not in her care is absurd.
Using past mental health concerns and apparent attempts on her life as a mere story line in her bullshit 'journey' to confidence is at best absent minded, and at worst genuinely perverse. Suicide is not a footnote to a waffling story of triumph they way she tries to play it off.
The current cultural appropriation which is just super yuck and has been discussed at great length recently and is everything everyone has said about it. Fucked, opportunisitc, sad, weird.
Her foul mouthed bullshit persona when she's with her sister that's seen the entire internet be made aware of her plate sized nippes, clitoris for days, skid marks, thrush, foul smelling vagina, etc etc etc. This is all done with no regard whatsoever for her children and what having that information out in the world may have on them and their experiences as teenagers.
Giving no attention to her children (evidenced by buying the wrong sheets for the girls, not knowing that Camellia wouldn't want to watch a RomCom etc etc etc), and her general low intelligence means she's missing pretty obvious signs of neurodivergence in her youngest which really should be being assessed and if a diagnosis comes, having plans in place at school and home to help little Vida navigate a world that is perhaps not designed for her to thrive in.
Absolutely most of all for me though, is her bullshit 'confidence' shtick that both means nothing and is entirely disingenuous. What is 'confidence' on it's own? She's certainly not confident in the way her body looks - she's had weight loss surgery, a tummy tuck, liposuction, uses filters, gets spray tans, fake nails, and has her hair dyed amongst many other appearance altering procedures she regularly undertakes. She's not confidence in the health of her body - she's forever talking about visceral fat and the need to lose weight for her wellbeing. She's not confident in her intelligence or knowledge of the world around her - often giving disclaimers for why she can't pronounce things, doesn't know about important issues; she gave up on reading Dark Emu because it was too challenging. She doesn't appear to attend school functions where she'd be expected to mingle with other mothers - she's not confident in her social skills amongst women who should be peers. It appears the only thing she's confident about is that she doesn't particularly give a fuck what people think of her as she's managed to reshape all criticism as 'trolling'. So she walks around baring her Frankenstein gut, dressing in things 2 sizes ot small, and sad, lonely, middle aged women with their phones glued to their hands who are desperate to feel like they fit in somewhere, see her lack of embarrassment about looking pretty ordinary as 'inspiring'. They're not inspired to behave in a similar way, but they look at her and think "well if she can buy a coffee looking like a trollop, I suppose it's not such a big deal to put some bathers on and enjoy time at the beach with my kids." They then feel good about themselves and attribute that feeling to AmyLou having 'inspired' them with her 'confidence'. It's bullshit, it lacks introversion and critical thinking, and cunning little snakey Amy is smart enough to capitalise on the insecurities of women and laugh her way to the bank over it.

Apologies for the long long rant, but honestly, this woman is a horrible horrible person and watching her flail about in life is a genuine delight to me. I don't hate her coz I don't give enough of a fuck about her, but my lord is it amusing to watch her lies and dumpster fire of a life be broadcast for free, almost 24 hours a day, every day.
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👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Absolutely spot on, you have articulated this so well and I think this post should be added to the Wiki as a perfect summary for any new Tattlers that may be unsure of why she is so problematic.

Edited to Add: I have added most of this to the Wiki at the end.. if you want it removed though @ActiveLies please let me know.
 
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DaniBFitsHostage

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Kids are at the door ringing the doorbell, but she has to keep filming her Instagram story until they ring the doorbell again before she bothers to go to the door.
 
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ketchup menace

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HAHAHAHAHAHA THE PURPLE SEQUIN CROP AND SKIRT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It looks like it's 2001 and she's picked up that little ensemble at Ice Design 😂😂😂
 
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Michy02

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Esme Watson said:
Oh but it is hard. EL can’t bear to part with money unless it is being spent on herself. She is a selfish bitch of a mother. I’ve never felt so sorry for children at Easter. Those poor kids once again miss out because she can’t see past herself.
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Yep totally agree! I’m a single mum but I made sure my kid had the whole Easter experience! Carrot left out for Easter Bunny. Basket of chocolate from Bunny back. Pj’s and books from me. Easter egg hunt with the cousins. Craft and activities for the past few weeks getting the house Easter ready for visitors. Some effort would have been nice for those kids!
 
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ketchup menace

ketchup menace

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It's generally the little things that give me the shits ...

So I know this is petty AF, but if she'd stop saying "I make my own buttermilk" like it's actually difficult, I'd be a happy Ketchup. You literally add vinegar to milk, stir it in, and leave it sit. That's it.

But AmyLou must point out at every opportunity I MAKE MY OWN BUTTERMILK 😬😂
 
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