A lot of you *Tattlers all turn to Screeny* have been asking about my satire chicken *bug eyes* so if you ta page 58 of my confidence in tha kitchen cook book *confused face* or maybe it's page 73 *giggle* I've actually got the book on my website *pokes meaty finger towards bottom of screen* I'll put the link up here *nodding, major bug eyes* it's only $29.95 and that's including postage guys *scrunch, giggle* but ya know if ya can't afford ta buy it the satire chicken is on my website *looks off camera* Leah, it's on the website yeah *blank face, bogan mumbling* okay well Leah doesn't know *mean giggle* fark Leah whaddo I even farken pay ya for *maniacal laughing, bends over, out of breath, slaps thighs* Leah just *giggle* can I just tell them what you did Leah just stuck her finger up at me *over the top laughing, red squishy face* it's all fucken happenin' here at Emmylou Loves *story abruptly cuts off*
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