She’s so busy loving herself and hanging tit on him she hasn’t realised his smiling from ear to ear. Aaron is glowing his clothes look clean meanwhile she’s a bloody dirty skank
They’re catfishing each other perfect
Emmylou Loves #38 Staycay at the plywood, dressin like a slurry, 20kg gone thanks to laxatives and durries
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I can’t cope with it, and if you miss the screenshot the second time you watch and need to watch a third time, life is just not worth living.I feel like Instagram is personally trolling me by granting Emmy access to the 60 second stories. It was hard enough to sit through eight minutes of her dots of doom, but now??!!
Hard enough to sit through a minute the first time, now I have go back for screenshots. My attention span isn’t this long!
I have never seen AL looking healthier or happier than he did in tonight’s stories, and it was so clear he just did not want to engage with her bullshit or to be in her stories. I still don’t think he’s hot though.
EL would have left the end of that conversation with Aaron in deliberately to get people talking but it doesn’t feel right to drag this guy into these threads or to cast aspersions on him, when we have no idea if they are linked in any way apart from her following him.
Her comments about her Saturday night though
Makes me cringe so hard. She’s desperately trying to make Aaron jealous but all he is interested in his peanut butter sandwhich 
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Omg this scared the beejezus out of me!
Meeeee tooooo!!!I’m so in love with your wit and writing
I just want to give a special shoutout to @AJAYA 's avatar
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OMFG this has done me in for the night
I am DED 
Aaron is a good dad and father, despite what the thumb head says. What a bleeping load of tit to make a crappy comment about him not deciding what to cook for dinner. Better than lashings of butter WinnieBlueLou.
I promised myself not to judge her based on looks, just on her actions - but by the same token she is out there on social media talking about weight loss, not me
For all her supposed weight loss her face has expanded. It can’t just be me noticing, surely
Maybe it’s fat relocating to a different area after WL surgery. But there is some serious unaddressed bloat happening. (which is all good emmylouoneword, you’re human, but you put your life on the internet and talk about your weight loss so we’re allowed to query your statements)
For all her supposed weight loss her face has expanded. It can’t just be me noticing, surely
Maybe it’s fat relocating to a different area after WL surgery. But there is some serious unaddressed bloat happening. (which is all good emmylouoneword, you’re human, but you put your life on the internet and talk about your weight loss so we’re allowed to query your statements)
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Wow that made me laugh so loud I woke my daughter up next to me, bravo, one of your best!
I needed that laugh right now, life is tit!When I first joined tattle i didn't realise you could never change your username and the first one was way too close to my name so I had to create a new email address just to make a new profile
and my kids were watching peppa pig when i was doing it and George kept saying Mr dinosaur If I could pick a new one it would either be catchyopepe or ijuststeppedindogshit coz that picture makes me laugh everytime
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Thanks everyone for the kind words. I never get much time to put anything together with the speed of these threads so I just type the first thing that comes to mind. My brain really works like this IRL. The recraps honestly write themselves and I’m always inspired by the general wit and visual creativity of our tribe
While I’m certain she’s leaving us some breadcrumbs I’m leaning the same way @EmmyLou_Spew on her love life. I just hope the kids don’t get caught up in any aftermath. Speaking from experience of divorced parents
. When she’s ready to share I’m all for it 
Whatever is going on in her world has given her a giddy-up in those trotters and I love tuning in to find out what the porky piñata is going to explode with today.
While I’m certain she’s leaving us some breadcrumbs I’m leaning the same way @EmmyLou_Spew on her love life. I just hope the kids don’t get caught up in any aftermath. Speaking from experience of divorced parents
. When she’s ready to share I’m all for it Whatever is going on in her world has given her a giddy-up in those trotters and I love tuning in to find out what the porky piñata is going to explode with today.
I just had to skip through them all but watched Aaron making his sandwich and then talking about how they both got shitfaced.
The 60 second stories are doing my head in
The face T see's when she is on top.I just want to give a special shoutout to @AJAYA 's avatar
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Sorry, I'll see myself out.
This is insanely funny. So clever
This is how you make a little person feel special when taking them to an event like opening night of Hairspray. Make the effort !!!!!! It's not all about getting your own bloated greasy head onto red carpet, and forgetting your daughter is even there. Take note Winnyblu
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I don’t understand the what’s for dinner stories - didn’t she cook burritos/tacos for the him and the kids? Or was that another day?
I thought the exact same thing Betty. Patti is a class act.
Patti Newton is a Queen! She just looks so lovely and kind.
I think it's repulsive this bush pig scooted off to get her teeth cleaned and her Invisalign sorted AGAIN because she is too lazy to wear them which we all knew but her blaming 'dating' yet saying The Receptionist has seen her on stories not wearing them?! So which is it?! On stories you aren't dating dickehead. And if out for a 'date' (which you aren't) you can still wear them for approx 20 hours that day. You are just a lazy pig.
Not only that, but she then went back to the Loreal event to get a free Manicure which in turn made her miss picking up her kids?! All for a free Manicure?! Get your priorities sorted you bleeping oaf. Pick your kids up, sort out dinner, take them out, spend time with them that isn't #gifted.
Truly she should be ashamed of herself. Imagine the absolute train wreck if and when she gets a bloke.
Not only that, but she then went back to the Loreal event to get a free Manicure which in turn made her miss picking up her kids?! All for a free Manicure?! Get your priorities sorted you bleeping oaf. Pick your kids up, sort out dinner, take them out, spend time with them that isn't #gifted.
Truly she should be ashamed of herself. Imagine the absolute train wreck if and when she gets a bloke.
I know I'm late but this outfit actually would have looked a lot cuter with sneakers, and with a white T SHIRT COVERING HER BELLY tucked into the jeans with a nice statement belt.
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