Emmylou Loves #38 Staycay at the plywood, dressin like a slurry, 20kg gone thanks to laxatives and durries

[Mslane]

View attachment 1505935all her flat nest hair says to me is that she sleeps/lies down a lot. I used to volunteer at a nursing home and we always went through and combed the residents hair bc they always had these flat patches from sitting and lying down a lot.
She is the laziest slob ever.

She needs the #gatecrashed, #inappropriate.

 

[EmmyLou_Spew]

Outspoken saidwill talk about her if something recent comes up..

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I literally think they are far too passive and scared to truly be honest. I am ready to start my own Podcast where we spill the REAL, no filter tea on them all.

Anyone care to join?

 

[just taking a break]

@AMY$ I’m watching the Untold - The Girlfriend Who Didn’t Exist right now. It is FASCINATING

 

[SnarkyTart]

I literally think they are far too passive and scared to truly be honest. I am ready to start my own Podcast where we spill the REAL, no filter tea on them all.

Anyone care to join?

I have a face for radioI can talk until the cows come home about how much she irritates me Want me to see if I can book the warehouse and we can record there

 

[ICouldSizeDownToMedium]

If I could go back and change my username, it would be Lashings of Butter

I would be Mexican Barry.

 

[Mslane]

This is it

 

[posty post]

I have just watched 2 docos on Netflix absolutely amazing Woodstock 1999 and Untold - The Girlfriend who didn't exist. Highly addictive both of them and only 3 and 2 episodes each

Woodstock 99 is amazing!!

 

[Icantlookaway]

To think I was all caught up with the thread last night, then I come on this evening and had to try to race to the finish before a new thread was created, yeah I didn't make it
Thanks to @EmmyLou_Spew for the new thread, and congrats @icouldsizedown on a great thread title, and what can I say, Sure you've don't it again

 

[AJAYA]

They totally will not they don't even follow her plus deleted their post asking for info on her. Unfortunately this is a dead end

Even if the do cover her in a podcast, it would be boring as hell and not Outspoken at all. They only discuss the basic witch 'influencers' and only 20 somethings are into

 

[Broken Veneers]

On a side note. I have been sucked in by the tv show, After the verdict. Any other tattlers watching this?

I love it!!! Love that they have Michelle Lim Davidson as the lead but finding that Madga is over-acting.

 

[YankeeRoo]

What I saw when EL woke up looking for a rogue sock

 

[ChunkyCustard]

Thanks for the new thread and thank you to the winner of this week’s title.

On this week’s recrap…

The delightful staycay started off appearing a little sad but the Oakwood appears to have turned in to a little blokewood. Good thing she ordered oysters. You go girl! Explains why she ordered a whole bottle of red and didn’t talk much about the hotel. Oliver breathed a sigh of relief as she checked out and swiftly went upstairs to rub her fingerprints off the wall.

Dressed like a puppy pee mat, WinniebLou enjoyed a post coital ciggie outside the hotel. 70’s diet culture at its best. Speaking of culture, our lady of leisure has been taking a fair bit of time to learn about Africa. Wait til she learns it’s not just a country.

The human mondegreen dolled herself up as a lemon cello and appears to have moved on from Aaron Cheeny. Ciao to you, Pepé! Enjoying a bewdiful afternoon at the foddy wiv some warm scones, the staff at the catering box had to grab her some ice for that burn she sustained from Millsy. He does real work, 8 shows a week. He kindly offered her some tickets in exchange for her to Uber him dinner some time.

Scouting a new location for Cachia’s world book tour and dressed like my post latte turd, we ended up in Warragul. Nothing like a fan meet and greet in a tuck shop. Taking a break from African sausages, she was after a farkan hotdog mate!

Later that night Chewbacca redeemed her freebies from Millsy. (Wondering if she also took Lando Calrissian?) Having a gooorjus mummy-daughter night, she stood in front of the media wall and chromed a can of Impulse. The 90’s came flooding back. So did her memory that she bought her daughter along. Sorry MissC.

Another day, another crop top. It’s a vibe. Picking yesterday’s clothes off the floor from underneath the dog is the new fashun trend. You heard it hear first.

Another day, another crop top. FML. Mumma had a bewdy day at L’Oréal. Straight for the trough of food. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t fix her. Even Mark tried to fix the back of her hair for us but failed. He tried for the Xanadu but it ended up Xanadont. Nothing could be salvaged.

ALove came to dip his knife in the peanut butter. It’s been almost a year since you left us mate! Bugger off. But also, stay for a cheeky vino? We ain’t seeing T tonight.

I’m so in love with your wit and writing

 

[Icantlookaway]

Visit to Bond Street Dental after I alluded to her teeth being crooked on the weekend, she's so predictable. What do we think next, Skye and Lach sunnies? Bailey Nelson glasses?

 

[AJAYA]

What I saw when EL woke up looking for a rogue sock

I.CANNOT.STOP.LAUGHING!

 

[reens84’]

Thanks for the new thread and thank you to the winner of this week’s title.

On this week’s recrap…

The delightful staycay started off appearing a little sad but the Oakwood appears to have turned in to a little blokewood. Good thing she ordered oysters. You go girl! Explains why she ordered a whole bottle of red and didn’t talk much about the hotel. Oliver breathed a sigh of relief as she checked out and swiftly went upstairs to rub her fingerprints off the wall.

Dressed like a puppy pee mat, WinniebLou enjoyed a post coital ciggie outside the hotel. 70’s diet culture at its best. Speaking of culture, our lady of leisure has been taking a fair bit of time to learn about Africa. Wait til she learns it’s not just a country.

The human mondegreen dolled herself up as a lemon cello and appears to have moved on from Aaron Cheeny. Ciao to you, Pepé! Enjoying a bewdiful afternoon at the foddy wiv some warm scones, the staff at the catering box had to grab her some ice for that burn she sustained from Millsy. He does real work, 8 shows a week. He kindly offered her some tickets in exchange for her to Uber him dinner some time.

Scouting a new location for Cachia’s world book tour and dressed like my post latte turd, we ended up in Warragul. Nothing like a fan meet and greet in a tuck shop. Taking a break from African sausages, she was after a farkan hotdog mate!

Later that night Chewbacca redeemed her freebies from Millsy. (Wondering if she also took Lando Calrissian?) Having a gooorjus mummy-daughter night, she stood in front of the media wall and chromed a can of Impulse. The 90’s came flooding back. So did her memory that she bought her daughter along. Sorry MissC.

Another day, another crop top. It’s a vibe. Picking yesterday’s clothes off the floor from underneath the dog is the new fashun trend. You heard it hear first.

Another day, another crop top. FML. Mumma had a bewdy day at L’Oréal. Straight for the trough of food. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t fix her. Even Mark tried to fix the back of her hair for us but failed. He tried for the Xanadu but it ended up Xanadont. Nothing could be salvaged.

ALove came to dip his knife in the peanut butter. It’s been almost a year since you left us mate! Bugger off. But also, stay for a cheeky vino? We ain’t seeing T tonight.

You are SO talented.

 

[reens84’]

On a side note. I have been sucked in by the tv show, After the verdict. Any other tattlers watching this?

I have up after ep 1!

 

[Dalej7]

Can she drop off the face of the earth now. Shes a fucken car crash

 

[posty post]

All I can think is how happy he looks to not be living there! Good on ya alove getting yourself away from that tip

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

Thanks for the new thread and thank you to the winner of this week’s title.

On this week’s recrap…

The delightful staycay started off appearing a little sad but the Oakwood appears to have turned in to a little blokewood. Good thing she ordered oysters. You go girl! Explains why she ordered a whole bottle of red and didn’t talk much about the hotel. Oliver breathed a sigh of relief as she checked out and swiftly went upstairs to rub her fingerprints off the wall.

Dressed like a puppy pee mat, WinniebLou enjoyed a post coital ciggie outside the hotel. 70’s diet culture at its best. Speaking of culture, our lady of leisure has been taking a fair bit of time to learn about Africa. Wait til she learns it’s not just a country.

The human mondegreen dolled herself up as a lemon cello and appears to have moved on from Aaron Cheeny. Ciao to you, Pepé! Enjoying a bewdiful afternoon at the foddy wiv some warm scones, the staff at the catering box had to grab her some ice for that burn she sustained from Millsy. He does real work, 8 shows a week. He kindly offered her some tickets in exchange for her to Uber him dinner some time.

Scouting a new location for Cachia’s world book tour and dressed like my post latte turd, we ended up in Warragul. Nothing like a fan meet and greet in a tuck shop. Taking a break from African sausages, she was after a farkan hotdog mate!

Later that night Chewbacca redeemed her freebies from Millsy. (Wondering if she also took Lando Calrissian?) Having a gooorjus mummy-daughter night, she stood in front of the media wall and chromed a can of Impulse. The 90’s came flooding back. So did her memory that she bought her daughter along. Sorry MissC.

Another day, another crop top. It’s a vibe. Picking yesterday’s clothes off the floor from underneath the dog is the new fashun trend. You heard it hear first.

Another day, another crop top. FML. Mumma had a bewdy day at L’Oréal. Straight for the trough of food. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t fix her. Even Mark tried to fix the back of her hair for us but failed. He tried for the Xanadu but it ended up Xanadont. Nothing could be salvaged.

ALove came to dip his knife in the peanut butter. It’s been almost a year since you left us mate! Bugger off. But also, stay for a cheeky vino? We ain’t seeing T tonight.

Incredible work! Love your recraps. Last thread moved so quickly I didn't get a single comment in but I appreciate feeling like I was along for the ride on the crazy train.

 

[posty post]

And I agree with everyone who has mentioned her choice in a man. I think he would be out to scam her in some way. The grifter being grifted how amazing