Emmylou Loves #37 Catch ya pepe and smell the cheese, someone think of The Children - PLEASE!
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Lol, like every item in her wardrobe
nothing fits her, how on earth could it be comfortable.
BIRTHDAY COAT bleeping hell she is the lowest form of human....Don’t forget they got a birthday coata bleeping birthday coat and this joker gets around in a different coat that doesn’t even bloody for her every day of the week.
Is she is taking this piss. Im still not over the stupid comment her hair is a mess cos of her coat
Mildly better than a "lemon party"...Loumon Cello!
HahahahahahahahahaLoumon Cello!
Her hair looks soooo bad! Did she brush it at all over the weekend?
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We’ve been arguing about going to bed for the past three hours, so I’m pretty over her for todayGreat minds Screeny, great minds!
Speaking of boobs, how's it all going with your little bundle?
. She’s six weeks old already which is exciting and depressing because it’s fun when they get more interactive, but it just goes way too fast!!! 
Also wish I could get paid to stay at home all day with my kids and occasionally film a half assed ad. Alas, I’ll have to return to work eventually and the thought is already making me
Owns a million expensive coats, which tells us she feels the cold…yet wears mini skirts and crop tops in the dead of winter 🫠
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Cleary I’m living in the past cos I still can’t get my head around that blue outfit. Even if she doesn’t own a mirror which we know she does she should be able to tell that isn’t appropriate without having to watch her posts back. She was bursting out of it.
#38 Lemon Cello and lashings of butter - pack a day Lou is our favourite fezz nutter.
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I’m reading this in bed and laughing so much the bed is shaking. All of it was perfect!It was found to be a woman sitting beside her. I'm not sure what Emmy's thoughts on clam are. I mean, she'll eat anything (but tomardo farken sauce)
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Edited to add - the jokes with this one are just too easy. She walks right into everything....including Oakwood walls
She’s pulling on her dinner plate sized nipples here.
Seriously. Where is Smokey Lou’s tooth?! The way she was talking so loudly during the game. Cringe.
Also, now we know why she’s always out of breath! Amazing work, whoever first spotted that lighter
Also, now we know why she’s always out of breath! Amazing work, whoever first spotted that lighter
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In all seriousness lol The Plywood Hotel was THE most crappy ‘work’ she’s done lately and that’s saying something as it’s all been terrible!! All I know is that the room is pretty small, fridge is hard to open, there may or may not be a bathroom, it has a little wall, they definitely won’t give me free champagne and there is a bar/dinner area overlooking the freeway. Clap clap 
The Plywood Hotel was THE most crappy ‘work’ she’s done lately and that’s saying something as it’s all been terrible!! All I know is that the room is pretty small, fridge is hard to open, there may or may not be a bathroom, it has a little wall, they definitely won’t give me free champagne and there is a bar/dinner area overlooking the freeway. Clap clap Smokey Lou
It really is. She put more effort into plugging Millsy's new show than she did an entire comped weekend stay. New low, Lou.In all seriousness lol
Rob Mills hitting her with the ‘I do real work’ burn 
I now know more about Hairspray than I do about the Plywood. Also, sounds like I can get tickets to Hairspray! And EL told me that I can’t book the hotel right now…so…
Why does she need so many coats, when she has so many crop tops. Those two things do not go together. Make it make sense!
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