Yeah that annoyed me too. You've been invited, the least you could do is get all the information right before you start
Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.
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I've been trying to find where to watch Motherland... is it Netflix?
I could hear those clompers before her shoes were shown.
How long is Leah expected to hang around, give the girl her Friday night.
How long is Leah expected to hang around, give the girl her Friday night.
Why is she acting so overwhelmed and thankful for her 'staycation'? It's certainly not the first time she's ditched her kids to have mumma time alone in a hotel for a weekend. She is so pathetic, I almost pity her. I'm positive there is no Mexican Barry coming to dive into her honey pot as she practically jumped the poor guy who was showing her to her room 
Hello everyone…long time spectator, first time poster! Just want to start by how much you guys crack me up. Often when emmyloo posts something outrageous, I run here for the commentary and am never disappointed.
Today has driven me to post.
First thing. Saying she listens to a yoga meditation when she gets her lashes done? Maybe I am out of the loop, but how does one LISTEN to yoga?
Secondly. The baby voice and the face scrunch. I don’t know what she is on about with the beautiful view of the hotel…her face is scrunched so much she’s walking around with her eyes closed!!!
Lastly….the going to the bar early to take photos. This is something me and my girlfriends would have done a couple of years ago when in early twenties and desperate for a few likes on the gram. GROW UP Emmyloo
Today has driven me to post.
First thing. Saying she listens to a yoga meditation when she gets her lashes done? Maybe I am out of the loop, but how does one LISTEN to yoga?
Secondly. The baby voice and the face scrunch. I don’t know what she is on about with the beautiful view of the hotel…her face is scrunched so much she’s walking around with her eyes closed!!!
Lastly….the going to the bar early to take photos. This is something me and my girlfriends would have done a couple of years ago when in early twenties and desperate for a few likes on the gram. GROW UP Emmyloo
Her highhights need a good tone. That colour does nothing for her complexion. Awful
She really puts the ass in class, hey 
She's wearing the matching g-banger, which she won't show us, but let's just say if she runs out of dental floss she'll be right
Paints quite the picture, doesn't she 
She's wearing the matching g-banger, which she won't show us, but let's just say if she runs out of dental floss she'll be right Paints quite the picture, doesn't she Yeah she seems to be wigging out, mumma needs her meds
This is just too easy to capture EL at her finest.
I have a feeling thread #37 is near, very near
The staycation writes itself
And when she opened the curtain to reveal a wall
she's stupid as duck.Guess she aint gettin any mexican barry this weekend. Just a bunch of free tit. "Invited" lol but after cachia got done for her gold coast trip this smug bleep has to add paid partnership. Not in her Getaway tour of the room tho.
Also, Leah is obviously leaving soon so she had to get her upstairs to film her in the sky bar.
So at 7.30 this loser is gonna be sitting up there alone pretending to be busy but she's gonna be sad and alone like every other day of her life.
Poor Oliver didnt want to be on film and tried so hard to be super polite. Carrying all of this cunts luggage for a 72 hour stay.
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Perfect thread title as we'll have enough content to keep us going over the weekend.
I've got a feeling that if she does inexplicably pull a root (with a sneaky roofie 
) the hapless fellow will be booted out before breakfast. Mama's not sharing ALL the sausage!
) the hapless fellow will be booted out before breakfast. Mama's not sharing ALL the sausage!
Remember a few weeks ago she wore a little Effie Kats number with her bra hanging out and the thigh high boots? I'm positive it was to this hotel lobby. Do we think she just went and hung around like a bad smell until they gifted her a room out of pity?
Oliver, mate, you're in for quite a weekend. Join us on Tattle later. I feel like she was trying to invite him for a drink at the Sky Bar, the lonely clown. Can't wait for her half cut stories later, pointing out "all the bewdiful cars driving along the freeway, just sah priddy!"
Oliver, mate, you're in for quite a weekend. Join us on Tattle later. I feel like she was trying to invite him for a drink at the Sky Bar, the lonely clown. Can't wait for her half cut stories later, pointing out "all the bewdiful cars driving along the freeway, just sah priddy!"
On this, her hairdresser is a hippie who resides in byron, probably used aloe vera to wash her hair.
My bf had dreads done a few weeks ago and the girl that did them was very janis joplin in her prime/woodstock-y. My bf has psoriasis of the scalp and needs salicylic acid and zinc to control it, this chic washed his hair with an aloevera and honey mix she makes.
So I suspect ELs hairdresser is of the same belief that chemicals are toxic and so probably washed her hair with some super natural tit and thats why her hair is still gross. Her scalp must stink!
Also her color is fucked. She should just go dark for 12 months and let it all grow out and start fresh, and treat her own psoriasis (i say this as her flakes look different to dandruff).
The baby voice and scrunched up face! And trying to act all humble and overwhelmed. As though she’s not used to being on her own for a few days and doesn’t know what to do with herself?!!! duck she must think people are so dumb. All she does is ditch THE CHILDREN and live an over indulgent life.
You’re a sad, lonely middle aged woman who has to pay people to hang out with you. Don’t you get it?!! You’re pathetic EL.
You’re a sad, lonely middle aged woman who has to pay people to hang out with you. Don’t you get it?!! You’re pathetic EL.
WHY NOT BRING SUELYN! God she is a piece of tit. Cant do anything nice for anyone in her life. witch.I've got a feeling that if she does inexplicably pull a root (with a sneaky roofie
Exactly @Dalej7 this would be a perfect weekend to take her sister along. Or even treat Leah! I don't know how many that room sleeps, but why not all of her staff, her "ride or dies"?
I guess Charlotte and Jess from HR were busy. Or smart enough to pretend to be
I guess Charlotte and Jess from HR were busy. Or smart enough to pretend to be
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