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Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.
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So how many stories did it take to create the potato salad? And she still hadn't cooked the meat? It can't be in real time? She'd be outside cooking the lamb on the BBQ in this beautiful weather as we speak..
And the potato and egg are huge chunks! When I make potato salad, I chop much smaller pieces. Her salad looks like it is for giants but I am not a professional chef so what do I know?
Did she just pull a hair out of her mouth, that came out of the potato salad?! I nominate todays stories as her at her filthiest. Vile.
Seriously, Leah. You are wasting your life. Your friends are going to be graduating from uni and getting real jobs soon. What on earth are you doing?!
Seriously, Leah. You are wasting your life. Your friends are going to be graduating from uni and getting real jobs soon. What on earth are you doing?!
I feel zero empathy for Leah she is a spoilt rich kid with no work ethic and is lazily just following this "needs a friend" middle aged woman for whatever cash she is getting paid. A truly bizzare engagement surely her family has questioned her bullshit "job!"???
Haha i looked it up too and had a smile, my daughter asked me "what's so funny", obviously couldn't tell her. The urban dictionary description did paint a pretty good picturefar out. I read this while on a teams call and audibly spat out my veggies
EmmyEw is Roseanne and Sharon Strezlecki's love child
That potato salad was a mushy mess at the end, way too much sour cream and mayonnaise in it
I wouldn’t be able to poop for a week if I ate that
I wouldn’t be able to poop for a week if I ate that
The mayonnaise bit was disgusting, also saying "someone has already opened this one" when it no doubt was her.
I didn’t realise until today how young she was! I assumed she’d be around LL’s age. At what point does the age gap make the sexual innuendos, lack of appropriate boundaries and attire in the workplace and questionable job specifications a real issue? How long has Leah been in the role? Hope she’s got someone in her life that will encourage her to move on to something else and not go down with this sinking ship
So, if this egg was warm, she would eat it with “lashings of butter”. how do you spread butter on a boiled egg? She has serious food issues. It’s fascinating.
how do you spread butter on a boiled egg? She has serious food issues. It’s fascinating.Attachments
Serious food issues...everyday she is talking about what she's having for dinner before she's even had breakfast, then spends her entire day preparing her food....if wouldn't be an issue if she was cooking anything decent, but she just seems to rotate between fatty, salty, carb loaded recipes every week, and her unhygienic food prep is justSo, if this egg was warm, she would eat it with “lashings of butter”.
From what I remember and it’s been a while since I did assisted fertility, these tests mean go for it now!!! As the egg takes it sweet time to travel along the Fallopian tubes. You’d have been guessing if you had sex prior to an ovulation test if you know what I mean. Doesn’t the test tell you the time is right only not the lead up?? Anyway give it a go for a few days and we’ll all keep our fingers crossed for you hun x
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OMG! Jamon! Right down to her clomp clomp trotters
One time I thought I’d lost 5kg in a week but then I realised that I just needed to put my scales on a hard surface rather than a carpet. I had only lost like 1kg (if that).
Perhaps with all that feral pub carpet in her home, she actually doesn’t have a hard surface to weigh herself?
So therefore, by my calculations, 20kg on a carpeted surface is actually only 4kg on a flat surface. Sounds about right!
In conclusion, ELL has only lost 4kg since November 2021.
stay in school kids!
She’s a pig!
inappropriately speaking to an employee,
Marinades everything straight out of a jar (cooking my 12 year old can do) ,
lies about her weight (lost 20kg yeah right!)
Utterly obsessed with her weight and keeps talking
about it daily
Carries on like cockatoo, shrieking and laughing like an unhinged drunk
I can’t with this women… She needs a job ASAP to keep her busy and to get off the gram blubbering useless information no one cares about. Complete nut case!
inappropriately speaking to an employee,
Marinades everything straight out of a jar (cooking my 12 year old can do) ,
lies about her weight (lost 20kg yeah right!)
Utterly obsessed with her weight and keeps talking
about it daily
Carries on like cockatoo, shrieking and laughing like an unhinged drunk
I can’t with this women… She needs a job ASAP to keep her busy and to get off the gram blubbering useless information no one cares about. Complete nut case!
I don’t believe for a minute that she’s dating. She would be so destroyed by Aaron leaving her. I also think the whole body confidence is an act. She’s created a persona/character/brand and she’s sticking with it even though she’s desperate to be thin and lose weight. Evident in her actions. I think the dating narrative plays into her whole confidence storyline like look how fast I’m getting back out there and going on the apps.
The whole "what are we doing today Leah" thing shows how unprofessional she is. Between buying expensive breakfasts (despite intermittent fasting), fingering chops, role playing her staycation with mayonnaise that she's going to get from Mexican Barry; there's not a lot going on. Leah isn't a PA or even an EA, she's a bored kid with parents that fund her lifestyle. EmmyLoo thinks she's living vicariously through Leah but we can all see she's as shallow as the small end of a toddler swimming pool.
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Oh my god I just looked it up
My mum is a great home cook she makes a lovely potato salad. She doesn’t use three different types of mayo & skin is always off ! 🫢
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