Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.

[Jasper19690]

Has SL got a new man? What happened to the guy she was engaged to?



The African sausage looks
Cook some normal sausages your kids might actually prefer more EL

 

[Dalej7]

Get the fuck outa here my Tattler fezzas!! I haven’t had time to watch her stories as hubby and I have been at medical appts and got great results so we are pissed in Melbourne town!! I’ll look soon though but based on the preview here

Edit to add those fucking tits in that bustier

so happy you got good news

 

[EmmyLou_Spew]

Omg make sure you avoid the wildlife in port melbourne. Its a rare breed called manky lou.

The issue is for us outsiders .... I would love to see the local wildlife in thier habitat.

 

[rulebreaker101]

I’M SORRY AGAIN, my ttc group aren’t awake as timing is different. As you know I’m trying. Last month didn’t work as I went overseas and ovulated 2 days after I arrived and I was not successful. This time I decided to buy tests. Test came back positive for ovulation, but we haven’t had sex leading up. Wil this ruin my chances this month? Sorry to disturb your days. I’m just a bit excited I’m ovulating! But what happens if I’m a day late?

 

[OhMyLou]

They probably didn’t ask her to MC or want to pay a fee lol

Maybe Aaron’s taking the new girlfriend wouldn’t they kill Emmylou

 

[EmmyLou_Spew]

Im up foe esspresso martinis. I will even come off my no drinking just tonparty with all the other fezza tattlers. Play list for party...
Never gonna give you up cheezels.
fat bottom girls.
Skinny love
Pasta in the slops , that is what we want. Nothing else will do. And we rely on the cooking of Lou.

OMG yes!!!

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Did I miss something, has her niece left? Haven’t seen her since the dance club.

I think she was sitting on the table at dinner last night for burgers?

 

[makeitstop]

If she proceeds with some type of weight lost journal/journey it will be a new low for her, imagine the discussions had with Leah and SIL when they have been cooking up this scam let’s tell my vulnerable followers that you can write your weight way they are all foul scammers.

 

[makeitstop]

Emmylou Loves #37 Catch ya pepe and smell the cheese, someone think of The Children - PLEASE!

Congrats to @ChunkyCustard for thread title number 37! Your prize is an uncooked African sausage, just waiting to be sizzled outside your local football club canteen the next time they're operating. I've also thrown in a bottle of bewdiful cheeky red. Both items await you in the refrigerator -...

tattle.life

I've taken the liberty of creating the next thread. Kick off ya farken mules and join me over there in ya best g-bangers

you are a champ

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

I’M SORRY AGAIN, my ttc group aren’t awake as timing is different. As you know I’m trying. Last month didn’t work as I went overseas and ovulated 2 days after I arrived and I was not successful. This time I decided to buy tests. Test came back positive for ovulation, but we haven’t had sex leading up. Wil this ruin my chances this month? Sorry to disturb your days. I’m just a bit excited I’m ovulating! But what happens if I’m a day late?

Go for it! Good luck

 

[Michy02]

She’s definitely trolling us with The Children, showing Vida’s new clothes and all the dancing fun. That being said it actually makes me happy for The Children, at least they are benefiting from it.

My daughter has that unicorn tracksuit it’s a cheapie Kmart or Big W but we got it a while ago.

 

[Mslane]

Oh you bragger! I am kid free tonight, sitting in my knickers and tank top. Smashing down rice crackers and a side of wine because CBF cooking.

I hope you find Spanish Paulo .... I hope he is your Tommy Lee and excites you as much as a view of buildings at the Oakwood, excites EL.

Well no spanish paolo or mexican barry. Im overdressed, no corset, no fezza hair and no manky eyeliner.

 

[Icantlookaway]

Just putting this photo here for reference.
THIS is what a clean face looks like (thanks to someone else doing it).
No signs of the usual smudged, manky looking eye-liner that she's too fucking lazy to take off, but tries to pass off as tattooed liner.

I thought the same when I watched it

 

[SnarkyTart]

I’M SORRY AGAIN, my ttc group aren’t awake as timing is different. As you know I’m trying. Last month didn’t work as I went overseas and ovulated 2 days after I arrived and I was not successful. This time I decided to buy tests. Test came back positive for ovulation, but we haven’t had sex leading up. Wil this ruin my chances this month? Sorry to disturb your days. I’m just a bit excited I’m ovulating! But what happens if I’m a day late?

Don't be sorry! I have no knowledge about this, but fingers crossed for you

 

[Jasper19690]

That's her exhusband and the kids Dad.

Oh ok. Thanks
The fiance must be out of the picture?

 

[Mslane]

Maybe mentally deflated, still physically inflated though

Inflation growth right there

 

[Mslane]

Oh you bragger! I am kid free tonight, sitting in my knickers and tank top. Smashing down rice crackers and a side of wine because CBF cooking.

I hope you find Spanish Paulo .... I hope he is your Tommy Lee and excites you as much as a view of buildings at the Oakwood, excites EL.

Damn you couldve have come joined the fun.

 

[makeitstop]

Okay, Tattlers friends! I have a mad dog busy day. But I thought I would leave you with 5 ways you can help support small businesses, because everyone is doing it tough right now.

Have an awesome day!




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This is good

 

[Icantlookaway]

Get the fuck outa here my Tattler fezzas!! I haven’t had time to watch her stories as hubby and I have been at medical appts and got great results so we are pissed in Melbourne town!! I’ll look soon though but based on the preview here

So good! Enjoy

 

[GeorgieBox]

Don't be sorry! I have no knowledge about this, but fingers crossed for you

Sperm can live for 5 days! Hopefully that helps!