Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.

[Director of Mugs]

Of course she's off to the markets for breakfast.

 

[YankeeRoo]

I could hear those clompers before her shoes were shown.
How long is Leah expected to hang around, give the girl her Friday night.

I suspect she has to get Mexican Bazza in the mood for EL, and Prob put the condom on for them, and change the bed after. Leah, seek help!!

 

[Michy02]

My family are South African and we love boerewors. It’s the best cooked over an open fire with bread made on the campfire and cooked tomatoes and onions

Now that sounds tasty!

 

[mariah cachia]

Maybe read this Emmy Lou and add it to your “bits and pieces” that’s going on in the world to make your food increase in price… I don’t think she could be more stupid if she tried

 

[Icantlookaway]

Did she get her snatch waxed today?

If she did, she didn't share (yet)

 

[Mslane]

Oi! Lou lou! Listen up!

1. A day of fasting did not change your appetite, you have always had a very unhealthy relationship with food! We called out your binging this past week and you are trying to make excuses.

2. Jeans should not pucker like that! If the zip is exposed, you need to SIZE UP!! ... Yes ... you can actually size up in clothing too!

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3. Wash your hair rather than layering product on top of product and you won't have that messy hair issue!

4. Also, before you get a root this weekend on your staycation, it's time to do your roots! The 6-month regrowth trend has actually never been a trend except with crack addicts who box bleach!

5. Please get a thesaurus! I literally grind my teeth when you say Beuwwwdiful and Gorgeous! Find new adjectives! Us Tattlers are going to have to play a drinking game where we take a shot or sip whenever you say them!

Im up foe esspresso martinis. I will even come off my no drinking just tonparty with all the other fezza tattlers. Play list for party...
Never gonna give you up cheezels.
fat bottom girls.
Skinny love
Pasta in the slops , that is what we want. Nothing else will do. And we rely on the cooking of Lou.

 

[Beige Mama]

Umm it is Winter in Victoria! Rug up!!! No one needs to see this. Booby tape deserves better

 

[villanellebaby]

Me too! Hope we can put in a pre-order soon!

Me three!! I love Nagi’s recipes!! (And her dog Dozer!)

 

[Simone15]

Did I miss something, has her niece left? Haven’t seen her since the dance club.

She’s staying with SL? Pretty sure she was at the cheeseburger party.

 

[AMY$]

Hi guys! (Hi @AMY$ thanks for checking in, im ok just busy travelling [brought my mum back to Europe with me] and needed a long break from this crazy ass manic rat).
After a 2 week break from watching her shit, bar some stories my friend shared, i decided to jump on this morning and already regret it. My life was so peaceful without her
I have like 2 threads to catch up on and i will eventually bc im sure i missed a lot.
My friend said she was having her gastric band removed but they canned her surgery. Unlucky.
But, and i know this is far fetched, do we reckon she had ab etching done with her tummy tuck?
She looks like Adriana Limas preggo belly with her ab etching.
Bc i find it weird that EL can have such a gut on her but ab lines. Doesnt make sense.

Also as i said ill go back and read but any confirmation on Alove having a new partner?

Good to hear both the break and your Mum, much love xx

 

[hotpussy]

Is it still catch ye peppy if she adds peas and bacon, more like catch ye peppa pig

lol am snorting with laughter at this!

 

[makeitstop]

I've lost 25kgs recently due to weight loss surgery a steady diet of nutritious foods such as Cheezels, wraps and Mexican Barry as well as journalling, walking, listening to Spotify and shoving crystals up my ass. But anyhoo, bumped into a friend's mum today and she didn't recognise me at first. That's what 20kg+ weight loss looks like Lou. It's very noticeable and changes everything from your face to your bum to your boobs.

No matter how much I scrunch my face, the only difference I can discern between her before and after photos is maybe an 850 gram bowel movement View attachment 1484366

Bravo

 

[grifter]

Just watched her stories. Ewwwww who brushes their animals inside? Yuck

Also this face lol! Happy Digging!

I do 🫣 but she’s non shedding so I don’t get hair all over everything.

 

[OhMyLou]

Fuck she is petty! Of course she did!

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And this ladies and gentlemen, is how you loose 20gs in 6 months… oh and journaling

And that’s just a small late lunch snack I guess the sausage sizzle was morning tea?

 

[party pack]

Okay, Tattlers friends! I have a mad dog busy day. But I thought I would leave you with 5 ways you can help support small businesses, because everyone is doing it tough right now.

Have an awesome day!




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Lol no Zoe moss tho she only wears that if nothing else is clean

 

[Female Businesswoman]

Oh and WHY is there always food on her dish rack

This literally made me vom. I mean I am also…pregnant so it doesn’t take much right now!!!

 

[Director of Mugs]

Never thought I'd see the day Emmy can't figure out how to work a fridge door...

Me too

 

[itsspelleddivinenotdevine]

They are MerryPeople boots and do not ever go on sale. I have been wanting to buy a pair but at $149.95 I have to think twice about them. They do come in some cute colours, although I do not like the beige Emmy bought.

They look all kinds of wrong on the end of her stumpy legs

 

[Director of Mugs]

So does everyone have to line up and snip away at the African sausage?

oops sorry merry boots!! Darn I thought end of winter I’d pick up a pair cheaper!

Same! I was tempted to buy a pair. But I can't justify paying full price.

 

[Michy02]

Abseiling. Look it up on urban dictionary if you want to have nightmares

Oh my god I just looked it up

My mum is a great home cook she makes a lovely potato salad. She doesn’t use three different types of mayo & skin is always off ! 🫢