Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.

[grifter]

Twinsies!!

I was trying to figure out who she reminded me of. You nailed it!

 

[slap2fish2gether]

far out. I read this while on a teams call and audibly spat out my veggies

Haha i looked it up too and had a smile, my daughter asked me "what's so funny", obviously couldn't tell her. The urban dictionary description did paint a pretty good picture

 

[Dalej7]

Yeah the sour cream looked a bit crusty

Tbh i think it was the full fat one. I bought that accidentally and it was yellow and hard and not as fresh or nice as the light one. Which makes sense bc she's so gluttonous she'd buy the "creamier" one.

 

[rulebreaker101]

Go for it! Good luck

Okay okay! Glad I called in sick at work today then

 

[christmas sausage]

Who’s got a big tongue?

Asking for a friend.

Me

I should add I’m 5’3” with a size 10 hoof.. And I’m a bit of a fatty!!

 

[Female Businesswoman]

Can someone help? I am making a lasagne like EL did the other day and I forgot how much water goes in my bechamel sauce? So do I make a rue with flour and butter and add water? Or do I add half milk, half water? I am so used to only using milk, this new recipe has really thrown me.

Oh also .... I use woolies brand grated modzzerlla cheese, how many bags do I use in the sauce, and how many bags on top?

When I don’t have time (cos I’m mad dog busy) to make a béchamel sauce I just do a light layer of grated cheese. Works well!

 

[#freshsheetfriday]

Did her pamper session include her getting her sweaty minge waxed? Or did I miss her sharing that again... some things can't be unseen.

 

[DoomScroller]

How long does it take to make a potato salad?

 

[rulebreaker101]

Thanks so much!! @savethechildren yep
You are correct! Let’s see how this goes! Hope we get our African sausage soon! Ahhhh! So excited

 

[slap2fish2gether]

Watch out for the shaq attack!

More like the Shrek attack..

 

[Mslane]

Could you imagine if Lazy lou and Mexican barry went on the block, no way could she say at the start when the homes look like a tip that its not on brand for her

 

[Director of Mugs]

Thanks for the new thread @EmmyLou_Spew and the.thread title @ChunkyCustard

 

[liar liar flaps on fire]

Someone call the police!! It appears Emmy’s 6 pack has been stolen! Last seen on Tuesday wearing a mid winter bikini

Omg she’s rank

 

[makeitstop]

Was she gifted the dog brushes or perhaps she is wanting another free dog grooming appointment?

 

[Chickinabiz]

Why did my brain urge me to look up abseiling

Me too. Thankfully on my iPhone and not my work laptop

 

[Filter Free February]

I’m sorry but is all the “standing in my power as woman” and staycation BS code for “getting fucked in a hotel for a weekend ”? If so be proud, if not , keep quiet about it if you think people are going to judge and call you a whore lol.. (tight skirt reference ) .. her poor fuck buddy/man friend .. she’s not very discreet!

For me a staycation is staying at home and not having to go to work lol. Is a staycation a hotel in your own town? F*ck me - if it is I'd be going alone lol!

 

[Mslane]

Of course she's off to the markets for breakfast.

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Her mouth look odd and all that glow aint helping

Kerp your money safe tattlers. If i did not snack in the evenings and walked I wouldclose weight.

I found a book.

 

[Mslane]

another nomination is cooking in her underwear. god knows what crap comes off her bdy into the food.

 

[massive eye roll]

Please don't say the word sloppy I keep picturing her cheesy butter pasta soup with tuna chunks!

Baaaahaaaaa. Sorry! It’s a trigger word for me too But it’s the only word that sprang to mind! I did up a little in my mouth typing it.

 

[FreddyFrog]

She realises these pre made sauces have a tonn of sugar in them?

Friday night lasagna, Saturday night burgers and Sunday it’s Boerwors on the bbq plus sugar laden fatty pork. Her face looks like a pork chop.

Thanks for the new profile pic!