Emmylou Loves #29 Urine angles and lettuce a’plenty - Mama’s headin to Bali for knock off Fendi

[gemmagucci]

Oh my goodness…that’s 3 & a half threads I’ve had to get through to get to this point, I’m exhausted now. You ladies & gents are hands down the funniest lot - love that no one takes themselves too seriously, unlike some of the other threads on here.
I must admit, I’ve had a small break from social media, so haven’t kept up with anything, but reading here has been good if not better for me. I haven’t had to throw my phone at the wall, cos everyone else is just as frustrated - I’m with my people And yep, it has gotten a little more snarky in posts from the last day or two, but that’s because this cunt keeps levelling up her cuntery.
Anyway, I’m off for a little procedure tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up more over the weekend xxx

I honestly think for some of us the snarky content has up the anti cause it’s school holidays and we have kids (me - teenagers) at home and they are a nuisance.(i love love love them). For me my teenagers on holiday break well they are just Farken hungry all the time and expect home cooked lunches and breakfast served to them at 11am When they finally wake up! The big teenager can’t put a piece of toast in the toaster for his breakfast and the younger teenager cant stop eating all the bananas and asking for more pocket money to go into the city to buy overpriced sushi! Plus now I’m sick with a cold and just want to vent!!!!!

 

[Sure…Media!]

Honestly, there’s no time to slap together a thread recrap at the rate these threads are churning.

I just lost it at Lunch Lady Doris trying to air dry someone else’s beef curtains in her fridge. If that isn’t a euphemism I don’t know what is.

I’m truly stumped when she was talking about making the skin on steak crispy.

Nothing I write could be as absurd.

 

[Super Cute]

The reality once the camera switches off…

 

[giftednotsponsored]

I am a very infrequent commenter but lurk around this forum a lot and it’s very clear to me who the person is, each and every time they reincarnate. They also went by Cheezels Supermodel for a while. No doubt we will see a prolific commenter drop off completely now, and a very chatty new member join over the weekend.
They absolutely know who they are, so I hope everybody else can put their mind at ease.

 

[AMY$]

Ok so her friend has passed away. Now I feel like a moll

So very sad 100 percent however can i just put it out there, narcissists like EL will use anything they can to garner attention for themselves. Post a few pics from yonks ago for likes. Sorry i know it's harsh but this is the reality of our gal.
Please don't come at me for disrespect i feel terrible someone so young died.

 

[Super Cute]

Oh no ... you guys totes think it's me (it's not!!!).

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Right, that's my cue to stop procrastinating and go and do some chores.

Not at all Messy
But yes go and fold your laundry, fondle your meat, bake your 5 layer hummingbird cake, trim your fiddle leaf and put your farken bins out (not sure it’s bin night but someone will have an app that tells you )

 

[Michy02]

The year is 2035 you’ve just had a heart attack, here comes your newly qualified Paramedic! Help! inspired by @Whiskers1 avatar lol

 

[ChunkyCustard]

Yep, your description nails it- for anyone still wondering whether it’s you, rest assured; it isn’t. I think this person knows exactly who they are.

Me: joins forum
Forum 5 minutes later: "there's a whole bunch of sneak accounts from someone who's sneaky and it could be you - but it's probably not you if you don't know what's going on"

 

[SnarkyTart]

Why does lazylou not wear knitwear without something underneath?

I think she usually wears a crop top. Whatever happened to that tangerine one she had

So do we think it's radio silence today because she's about to pop up in Airlie Beach?

I hope so, just for the lols

 

[SnarkyTart]

I'm watching Kyrgios play tonight, and it reminded me of when Lou called perhaps the most prestigious tennis tournament in the world Wimbleton fucking womble she is.

 

[Queen of Cheezels]

Could her stomach be her version of Pinocchio nose? When she lies (and scams) it’s gets bigger.

 

[Toilet toothbrush]

We welcomed our little bundle of joy into the world yesterday . So much newborn squishiness! It’s the best. Everyone is doing well. I’ll have wayyy too much time to Tattle with all the night feeds, but now we’re mostly sleeping . We’ve gone with the name Tiffanylou (one word, no hyphen) in honour of the basketball like shape of our Lord and Saviour.
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Congratulations @screenfreelookatme! Have you considered spelling it Typhyneèlou? To be honest, it’s much classier.
Hope you’ve got something special planned for self love, maybe a group trip to Bali in a 4 bunk bed room.
All the love to you

 

[slap2fish2gether]

Late to the party. Literally why would a company want this slug promoting them??

The irony is that she is "promoting" bread that supports good gut health, yet she regularly gets her shit pipe flushed out (not her mouth) on the regular.

 

[cheezel flaps]

Guyzzzz, she IS the sandwich queen. Don’t forget her famous sandwich hack - getting the bread cut long ways so the sandwich is bigger. Poor love would have been famished after that regular sized sandwich

 

[SnarkyTart]

It's like somebody's taken a body pillow case and filled it with cushions. Unflattering, uncomfortable and totally cheap looking.

 

[SnarkyTart]

To the people who see Emmy in the wild, why don't you take a pic? Is it frowned upon? Surely if she thinks she's a star then she would be ok with paparazzi taking pics. I know she was wild about the one pic that made it on here but would she still be out of sorts if the same pic made it to the Daily Mail?

These pics by our fabulous Tattler on the scene @gemmagucci will forever be the best ever captured in the wild

Which pic made EL wild?!?! My brain is not working well today

 

[Dalej7]

My fellow tattlers, im on my way to a 4-day festival with camping and i probably wont have reception so if anything significant happens such as banana condom dress, please post pics thankssss

 

[Gomi goner]

These stories have really tipped me from disliking her into 'strongly' dislike...
She had that prairie dress completely butchered at the back yet still wants $$$ for it.
Everything is "so cute". No, nothing with as much fabric as is required to wrap around your distended body can be described as cute.
Describes herself as 12-14. Are you fucking deranged? *rhetorical question LL, no need to answer.
And mostly I want to know, what kind of narcissistic, shopping addicted moron owns SO MANY CLOTHES THAT AREN'T WORN???
The sheer waste of money (either paid for or gifted) is absolutely disgusting. At the time of acquiring all this shit you had a family to support. You can seriously fuck off LL, you've triggered me today

 

[Super Cute]

EmmyLou, I sat next to my dying husband when he was in his final hospital bed as his body was shutting down, you absolute moron.

The last time I saw my dad he was receiving palative care from home. We were told he didn’t have long. His body was shutting down. He died the next day

EL this is what happens when a body is shutting down. YOU FUCKNUCKLE.

So much empathy for you @Broken Veneers

 

[ChunkyCustard]

Her head and neck don’t look any different from the Christmas special to now. She is completely body dysmorphic.

I know she wants everyone to think she’s a size 12 but I just saw the Zoe Moss email and it looks like an ad for a plus size clothing range. She looks very similar in size to the blonde (Jess?).

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“You’ve got yourself a killer look…” maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate - even after a few hits on the glass bbq and a couple of (hundred) Chardonnay’s those bin bag liners you’re pitching as “pants” aren’t fooling anyone