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Emmylou Loves #29 Urine angles and lettuce a’plenty - Mama’s headin to Bali for knock off Fendi
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Well Canteen are looking for a barista. Surely our girl has latte art design on her LinkedIn.
The year is 2035 you’ve just had a heart attack, here comes your newly qualified Paramedic! Help! 
inspired by @Whiskers1 avatar lol 
inspired by @Whiskers1 avatar lol
Fark! Her heads getting bigger and biggerThe year is 2035 you’ve just had a heart attack, here comes your newly qualified Paramedic! Help!
What a headThe year is 2035 you’ve just had a heart attack, here comes your newly qualified Paramedic! Help!
God help the person she’d try to give mouth to mouth toWhat a head
Can’t imagine that unhygienic twit brushes her teeth 
I'm so glad we don't need to do mouth to mouth anymore thanks to bag valve mask ventilators. But knowing our Lou, she'd plant a kiss of life on anybody if there's a camera pointed at her.God help the person she’d try to give mouth to mouth to
I couldn’t remember the name!
Would be more like the kiss of death from her, be more worried about camera angles.
Meeemories
Any excuse hey
And this gem
Don’t mind me I’m trapped under a sleeping babe
Any excuse hey
And this gem
Don’t mind me I’m trapped under a sleeping babe
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Does anybody remember (not The Stalker remembering old Lounatic tit) when she was going to do 'workshops' on how to create Social Media content!? Reels!? Etc.
She is so lazy in everything she does and barely manages a story. How was this Queen of nothing going to do that!? Yet another failed idea!?
She is so lazy in everything she does and barely manages a story. How was this Queen of nothing going to do that!? Yet another failed idea!?
So lazy she can’t even brush her hair haha let alone make a reel
I don't know half of the stuff you great folk do as I'm a fairly new follower ... actually, I can't remember how I stumbled across this thread one time (probably the title piqued my interest or something).
I still sway from feeling sad/bad/worried for her, to feeling like slapping her with a wet fish for not seeing what's so obvious to everyone else. Some days I'll lose sympathy but I nearly always come back to square one of wondering where it all went so wrong for her. I did note that Nadia Bartel - among others - likes many of her posts, so maybe knowing that encourages her to keep going?
I think she's punishing us ... by giving us no content, she thinks we don't really have anything to talk about.
I still sway from feeling sad/bad/worried for her, to feeling like slapping her with a wet fish for not seeing what's so obvious to everyone else. Some days I'll lose sympathy but I nearly always come back to square one of wondering where it all went so wrong for her. I did note that Nadia Bartel - among others - likes many of her posts, so maybe knowing that encourages her to keep going?
I think she's punishing us ... by giving us no content, she thinks we don't really have anything to talk about.
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Can’t get over how bad her makeup is in the self defence video 
Yesss hahahaha then it was never mentioned again.
Lol I remember that.
I still hold strongly to the belief that Nardz is a secret Tattler
Edited to add: I have zero proof, I just like to believe she is
She seems cool and like she would see through EL's tit. I can imagine her and Bec sitting at the Brighton mansion laughing at the chode clothes.
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Have a look at Frankie’s Melbourne - Australian designer, and better quality. Not bulk bought from china like this rubbishI do like this pink top, but not for $90.
Model pose on point. The saucy minx.
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Only no content = no $.I don't know half of the stuff you great folk do as I'm a fairly new follower ... actually, I can't remember how I stumbled across this thread one time (probably the title piqued my interest or something).
I still sway from feeling sad/bad/worried for her, to feeling like slapping her with a wet fish for not seeing what's so obvious to everyone else. Some days I'll lose sympathy but I nearly always come back to square one of wondering where it all went so wrong for her. I did note that Nadia Bartel - among others - likes many of her posts, so maybe knowing that encourages her to keep going?
I think she's punishing us ... by giving us no content, she thinks we don't really have anything to talk about.
You would have to imagine relying soley on Insta (let's be honest ZM would barely be scrapping by) for your families income would be exhausting. You don't have any security and are continually hustling. It would be easier to work an actual job but then.....
Yes, she said she was expensive to hire, which was so patronising as it is not because she has real experience and knowledge it’s because she is Emmylou from Emmylou Loves you know, such an inflated opinion of her lazy worth.
She actually could help women by doing more of this type of thing - the self defence video, I don’t understand why she shares such bland content when there’s so much she could do with the platform she has from mental health to actual body positivity but no. We get salmonella and fungus
that’s where she’s got her nickname LazyLou from I guess!
Our mate has been on Insta today as she’s unpinned those 3 pics from her grid….
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