Emmylou Loves #27 Buy my clothes and eat my cheese, line my pockets and catch my disease.

[HeyBub]

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Dickehead is just about the greatest thing she's ever given us

Truly the gift that keeps on giving. My phone now autocorrects to dickehead and I’ve had a few friends point out the error of my ways

 

[Limpy Love]

Just gonna leave this here..

Seriously, she is just like Cachia and has never had an original idea in her life.
Someone else shared another "retreat" post here too and I think it was one of LLs besties

 

[slap2fish2gether]

Hello Emmylou! The first thing I'm booking for you is a colonic, because you're full of tit. The second thing I'm booking you is a lobotomy - nothing else seems to have worked!
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Oh, sorry darl, you mean booking for myself? Nothing, because I'll be spending all my money on my kids this school hols

It's bleeping "you're" EL! You have all the "jobs" on your resume but people see through you to the basic bogan witch that you actually are. Prioritise your children for a change!

 

[Fangit]

Ohhhh no ...

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Seriously Emmylou - read the room! There's this thing called "inflation" in the real world ... not to mention mass homelessness and poverty due to - among other things - Covid. And you want to go shopping?!

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Anything to get away from her kids.

 

[Needsarealjob]

Just gonna leave this here..

How is a holiday tax deductable? Or are they going to put it down to professional development/courses?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

How is a holiday tax deductable? Or are they going to put it down to professional development/courses?

That’s my assumption. There’s a reels workshop

 

[Needsarealjob]

Hello Emmylou! The first thing I'm booking for you is a colonic, because you're full of tit. The second thing I'm booking you is a lobotomy - nothing else seems to have worked!
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Oh, sorry darl, you mean booking for myself? Nothing, because I'll be spending all my money on my kids this school hols

*you're. Much professional influencer

And yes, same. My kids are my priority.

That’s my assumption. There’s a reels workshop

So dodgy.

 

[Limpy Love]

That’s my assumption. There’s a reels workshop

Seminar/conference/workshop or whatever the duck they want to call the junket.

 

[Drama Filled Llama]

Hello Emmylou! The first thing I'm booking for you is a colonic, because you're full of tit. The second thing I'm booking you is a lobotomy - nothing else seems to have worked!
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Oh, sorry darl, you mean booking for myself? Nothing, because I'll be spending all my money on my kids this school hols

Farkin nothing because I have bills to pay. If only we all had her disposable income.

 

[exposethemall]

Hello Emmylou! The first thing I'm booking for you is a colonic, because you're full of tit. The second thing I'm booking you is a lobotomy - nothing else seems to have worked!
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Oh, sorry darl, you mean booking for myself? Nothing, because I'll be spending all my money on my kids this school hols

The your vs you’re makes me demented. I can’t keep up with our girl but at least spell properly.

 

[Sponfused]

I’m sorry but this pic is absolutely hilarious. Like she looks like a tubby toddler who’s just been plopped on a horsie ride for a picture at a birthday party. Where’s the cake mummy?

Oh my god Michy! I have a photo of my tubby toddler plopped on a horse at a kid’s birthday party, just like this! My tubby toddler is much cuter though (and emotionally stable).

 

[Fangit]

I’d put money on her not coming back to Melbourne in that fortnight between retreats or what ever the hell she is calling them. She’ll find some bullshit excuse to justify it.

She will likely find some other country close by between retreats for more time away from the kids.

I think that's Tones and I.
Unfortunately it's a beautiful day on the peninsula but I'm not going to ruin my day by catching our girl out in the wild
No doubt she missed another of Sage's footy matches today

so she'd prefer to go have a horsy ride and spa than see Sage play football. Even if it's not her turn to have "the/her children" you would think she would still go watch. I remember when my boys were playing sport wouldn't matter what the weather or when it was day or night I loved going to watch them.

 

[FreddyFrog]

Why is she suddenly organising all of these so boodiful, just gawjus experiences? I feel like there is some sort of sell coming up.. or perhaps she’s just trying to position herself as some sort of travel influencer, attempting to justify why she is all of a sudden qualified to sell international travel packages. Either way, this deadshit doesn’t realise that most people are struggling to afford groceries and fill up their car. They simply don’t have the funds to Do wHaT tHeY wAnT/drop hundreds of dollars every weekend on random experiences. She’s lost touch with her audience. There’s no way the majority of her followers would relate to this sentiment at all.

I just had one *jingle* come to mind when you said this:


Getaway

 

[Esme Watson]

Slightly off topic for the evening but, I got stuck on a deep dive on the #emmylouloves. From memory this was circa 2019. “It hit me. I’M REALLY DOING IT”… Doing what exactly? Because we’ve seen your work ethic and I can’t imagine it was any better back then either EL. I’ve got more work ethic in my pinky than you do in that entire body and rotund stomach

 

[posty post]

When I see these old posts I really think what the hell went wrong here. She was always semi polished with nicer outfits and always hair was brushed but the past two years it’s like she has given up on grooming and just brushes the cheezel crumbs onto the couch and leaves the house. I remember her videos of braiding the girls hair in the morning it was much nicer than her videos of them away for the weekend with the same dirty clothes on!

Like clearly she shoved herself in inappropriate outfits but she at least tried. Now she looks like she fell out of her open lid bins.

 

[Fangit]

How is a holiday tax deductable? Or are they going to put it down to professional development/courses?

I wondered that when I read it.

 

[Pollie]

Interesting post about what you’ll be booking next. Wonder if she is going to start going down the self-help route?

 

[Buttercup725]

I haven't even reached the end of the stories but I had to say this. When she asked what are you going to book next...I swear to God I wanted to answer her NOTHING because I have no extra money to spend after I buy my pet food, pay my mortgage and my sky high property tax and other necessary things. She is very lucky if she has extra money to spend on frivolity.

And does she know how to say "bought?" She sounds so ignorant constantly. And why does she keep sticking her fingers in her ears? Does she need a cleaning? I am sorry for being so cranky.....just got up and obviously need coffee. God, she is so annoying.

 

[AuthenticAF]

JFC ladies, I'm away for a few hours and their is another 7 pages to read. LOL lucky it is a Sunday

*omg THERE not THEIR...and I'm a bloody teacher!

 

[Super Cute]

Hello Emmylou! The first thing I'm booking for you is a colonic, because you're full of tit. The second thing I'm booking you is a lobotomy - nothing else seems to have worked!
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Oh, sorry darl, you mean booking for myself? Nothing, because I'll be spending all my money on my kids this school hols

That horses face is all of us