On the third day of Xmas Alove gave to me
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see!!
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see!!
EmmyLou Loves #109 Xmas ebook of lies, crimes against our eyes, hovel & gusset filled with flies
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On the fourth day of Xmas Alove gave to me
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see!!
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see!!
They most definitely aren't!Lmao I didnt do anything??
But top notch title!
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Numbers are not her strong point.
Clothes sizes- size 12, means 16...
Room measurements- wall length 3 metres, couch length 4 metres...
Time- 10 minutes, same as 30...
Stay in school kids!!!
On the fifth day of Xmas Alove gave to me
Five Bob marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
Five Bob marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
On the sixth day of Xmas Alove gave to me
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five Bob marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five Bob marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
All characters appearing in this work and are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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The very best, cutey!!!
On the seventh day of Xmas Alove gave to me
Seven fungal infections
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five Bob marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
Seven fungal infections
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five Bob marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
On the eighth day of Xmas Alove gave to me
Eight serves of Oxtail
Seven fungal infections
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five Bob Marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
Eight serves of Oxtail
Seven fungal infections
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five Bob Marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
On the ninth day of Xmas ALove gave to me
Nine tacky rings
Eight serves of Oxtail
Seven fungal infections
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five Bob marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
Nine tacky rings
Eight serves of Oxtail
Seven fungal infections
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five Bob marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
On the tenth day of Xmas ALove gave to me
Ten Wifi clams
Nine tacky rings
Eight serves of Oxtail
Seven fungal infections
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five Bob marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
Ten Wifi clams
Nine tacky rings
Eight serves of Oxtail
Seven fungal infections
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five Bob marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
Off topic.ā¦for recs for a good one. I need it for Christmas dessertā¦.Iām thinking banoffee trifle lol.
Jokingā¦..Iām doing Donal Skehans Chocolate Tiramisu Trifle
On the eleventh day of Xmas ALove gave to me
eleven bewdiful bodadoes
Ten Wifi clams
Nine tacky rings
Eight serves of Oxtail
Seven fungal infections
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five Bob marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
eleven bewdiful bodadoes
Ten Wifi clams
Nine tacky rings
Eight serves of Oxtail
Seven fungal infections
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five Bob marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
On the 12th day of Xmas ALove gave to me
Twelve crusty gusset Camillas
eleven bewdiful bodadoes
Ten Wifi clams
Nine tacky rings
Eight serves of Oxtail
Seven fungal infections
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five Bob marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
Twelve crusty gusset Camillas
eleven bewdiful bodadoes
Ten Wifi clams
Nine tacky rings
Eight serves of Oxtail
Seven fungal infections
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five Bob marley pictures
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two worn out tits
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
Agh wanted to stick to the original with Five gold rings!!!!!!
SO many missed opportunities.
On that theme we really should have had for the second day of Xmas ALove gave to me
Two sizes too smallā¦
but we really are a talented collaborative bunch
On that theme we really should have had for the second day of Xmas ALove gave to me
Two sizes too smallā¦
but we really are a talented collaborative bunch
On the 12th day of Xmas ALove gave to me
Twelve crusty gusset Camillas
Eleven bewdiful bodadoes
Ten Wifi clams
Nine plagiarised recipes
Eight serves of Oxtail
Seven fungal infections
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five tacky rings
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two sizes too small
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
A bit of a tinker. Really, we have enough to do an entire Christmas double album!
Twelve crusty gusset Camillas
Eleven bewdiful bodadoes
Ten Wifi clams
Nine plagiarised recipes
Eight serves of Oxtail
Seven fungal infections
Six years worth of missed tax returns
Five tacky rings
Four skiddy g-bangers
Three lifeless kids
Two sizes too small
And a gunt scar for all the Fezzas to see
A bit of a tinker. Really, we have enough to do an entire Christmas double album!
What?!
We could do four verses easily!
Loving the Fezzas Chrisrmas album.
If Alove approached you at a bar & asked u out on date you might say yes. He is good looking but knowing his history with this mole you just want to run in opposite direction. Itās a shame he could have had so much potential but this slug has totally ruined him. Heās dropped his balls which is kind of sad.
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