EmmyLou Loves #109 Xmas ebook of lies, crimes against our eyes, hovel & gusset filled with flies

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I wonder if she now knows how much she owes the ATO. And it's all just sinking in how screwed she is. As D day with the restructuring practitioner is this Tuesday.
 
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If Alove approached you at a bar & asked u out on date you might say yes. He is good looking but knowing his history with this mole you just want to run in opposite direction. It’s a shame he could have had so much potential but this slug has totally ruined him. He’s dropped his balls which is kind of sad.
Nah, I'm a good for nothing sloth who ended up with her with good reason.

The fact I fathered her three children is a true reflection of the type of person I am and like AmyLou, I would prefer not to work for a living. ✌
 
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Where's our favourite portly port melb lass? I see I missed a live but alas am blocked .....must be something exciting going down there.. maybe new wall art .. a hovel garden makeover? Il have to pop back in after being in one of my other favourite threads Caroline Stanury who's just had a facelift to keep up with her 28 YO hubby ... ..
That is the only other thread I visit too!!! He and she are ridiculous. And creepy.
 
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🚨All characters appearing in this work and are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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Omg!!!!!!!!! Had to explain to Mr Gucci why i was sniggering so hard at 6:30 in the morning.!! Had to explain the characters- Aaron’s hair, Cheshire cat, the humping dogs and that that was actual footage of exhibitionist lou in her skid mark g banger.
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Where's our favourite portly port melb lass? I see I missed a live but alas am blocked .....must be something exciting going down there.. maybe new wall art .. a hovel garden makeover? Il have to pop back in after being in one of my other favourite threads Caroline Stanury who's just had a facelift to keep up with her 28 YO hubby ... ..
Oooh I will need to take a look at her page! Thanks for the tip. I follow her ex sister in law Sophie Stanbury - sooooo dull!
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If i may…

on the 13th day Alove gave to me…
The Letter G.
 
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Where's our favourite portly port melb lass? I see I missed a live but alas am blocked .....must be something exciting going down there.. maybe new wall art .. a hovel garden makeover? Il have to pop back in after being in one of my other favourite threads Caroline Stanury who's just had a facelift to keep up with her 28 YO hubby ... ..
I just discovered Caroline recently, she looked fine before, totally unnecessary and she looks older now.
 
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Loving the Fezzas Chrisrmas album.
Suggestions for other Christmas track openers:

- Away in the hovel, the Children in their beds, here’s our mate Lou Lou and her matted head.

- Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, expect for 2 dogs rooting on the new couch.

- Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas tree, you look great next to Bob Marley

- You better watch out, you better not cry, a whole pack of Fezzas are watching your lies.

- Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, thanks for another year of watching you chasing 🐓
 
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Suggestions for other Christmas track openers:

- Away in the hovel, the Children in their beds, here’s our mate Lou Lou and her matted head.

- Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, expect for 2 dogs rooting on the new couch.

- Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas tree, you look great next to Bob Marley

- You better watch out, you better not cry, a whole pack of Fezzas are watching your lies.

- Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, thanks for another year of watching you chasing 🐓
“Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, you look great next to Bob Marley” has me wheezing 😂
 
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Yes i thought we needed some mariah. Someone needs to rework. And so this is christmas.
Ooooh, can I start 👏👏👏🥳

🎤 So this is Christmas
And what has AmyLou done?
Another year older
And a career that never begun🎤
 
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Suggestions for other Christmas track openers:

- Away in the hovel, the Children in their beds, here’s our mate Lou Lou and her matted head.

- Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, expect for 2 dogs rooting on the new couch.

- Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas tree, you look great next to Bob Marley

- You better watch out, you better not cry, a whole pack of Fezzas are watching your lies.

- Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, thanks for another year of watching you chasing 🐓
Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

This album is goin' platinum!
 
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Where's our favourite portly port melb lass? I see I missed a live but alas am blocked .....must be something exciting going down there.. maybe new wall art .. a hovel garden makeover? Il have to pop back in after being in one of my other favourite threads Caroline Stanury who's just had a facelift to keep up with her 28 YO hubby ... ..
What a rabbit hole I just went down! Never heard of her… now im invested! Who is she? Who is he? How are they so minted? I just know 😂
 
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Suggestions for other Christmas track openers:

- Away in the hovel, the Children in their beds, here’s our mate Lou Lou and her matted head.

- Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, expect for 2 dogs rooting on the new couch.

- Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas tree, you look great next to Bob Marley

- You better watch out, you better not cry, a whole pack of Fezzas are watching your lies.

- Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, thanks for another year of watching you chasing 🐓
😂😂😂😂- Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, expect for 2 dogs rooting on the new couch 👏👏👏
 
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I’m at least five threads behind. We’re in for a wild December, I think.
 
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I just spat my iced coffee out all over my ipad when I was trying to sing all the songs in my head .

you are just all so brilliant and bewdiful 😂😂
 
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Go Emmy Go,
You’ve got such a long way to go,
Go Emmy Go,
Go go, go gooooooooo

make a curry, smoke a durry,
And away you goooooo,
Go Emmy Go,
Go go go,
Go Emmy Go.
 
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Where's our favourite portly port melb lass? I see I missed a live but alas am blocked .....must be something exciting going down there.. maybe new wall art .. a hovel garden makeover? Il have to pop back in after being in one of my other favourite threads Caroline Stanury who's just had a facelift to keep up with her 28 YO hubby ... ..
@HoochyLou here! But check out her insta! That’s the hole I found myself in..
 
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